05.29 A.C. 200 - The First Show :)
| Wow!
My first caller! Hey, welcome to Ask Shinigami! How may I
help you? Hello? Shinigami-sama? Wow! "Shinigami-sama"! Did you hear that-- Yes, Duo, I heard her call you Shinigami-sama... Heero no baka! You're no fun! Anyways, pretty lady, what can I help you with? Are you real? *grins* Baby, I'm as real as you want me to be *gets whacked upside the head* HEERO! You were starting to annoy me. You never did tell me why you were here, Heero... I told you, I'm trying to hide from Relena...she's a little mad at me at the moment... Uh-huh...the "Perfect Solider" running away from a weak princess, that's sad! Anyways...did that answer your question, sweet thang? Yeah, arigatou, Shinigami-sama! *hangs up* Woo! That was cool! Heero, do you think she was interested in me? I think you scared the crap out of her, personally... ... |
| Another
call! I guess people are starting to tune in, eh, Heero? ZzzzzzZZZZZZzzz...*drools on desk* X_x Dude, that's just sick...anyways, Hi! You've reached The Great Shinigami at 1-800-SHINIGAMI! How may I help you? By the way, are you another pretty lady? No, I'm a guy... *blink* Ooook, so um...what's your question? This has been bugging me forever...are Trowa Barton and Quatre R. Winner gay? X_x Not even I can answer that...but if you really want to know, call 555-2389 and find out yourself! That's Quatre's phone number, ask him, and he'll tell you! :) Thanks, man! *hangs up* Heh...heh...heh...5,4,3,2,1...*Heero's cell phone rings* Huh...what the hell...*answers phone* Hello? Mr. Winner, are you really gay? X_x My name's not Mr. Winner...my codename is Heero Yuy...and I'm NOT gay! HAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one! That was so fun--*gets choked by Heero* Come on, Heero! Lighten up! Omae o korosu, Duo... Um...hello? You never did answer my question... ... |
| Well...now
that I've managed to calm Heero down, *glares at Heero, who is tied to a
chair and gagged with a dirty sock* I'm ready to take another call!
Woo! There's another one! Hey, you're live on "Ask
Shinigami," what can I help you with? Hey Shinigami! I have a small question for ya... You sound vaguely familiar to me...have we met, pretty lady? *spits out the dirty sock* Duo, that's...RELENA! Heero? You work at WDUO? Hey, hey, HEY! This is "Ask *SHINIGAMI*," not "Ask the Perfect Soldier!" What's the question you want me to answer, Relena? Does Heero really love me, or does he totally hate my guts? Oh boy...you know, Relena, he DOES love you! I see the way he looks at you and... Duo, SHUT UP! Relena, do you really want me to tell you the truth? Hai, Heero-chan... Don't call me that...and yes, I DO love you! *notices how wide Duo's mouth opens* Oh crap...I mean-- Arigatou, Shinigami-kun! Heero, I'll be right over! *hangs up* Woohoo! Thanks to MY show, we've managed to solve one of the greatest mysteries of Gundam Wing! Heero, what do you have to say for yourself? Omae o korosu, Duo... ... |
| Hmm...now
that Heero and Relena are going out on their "date" *snicker*,
this place has gotten a little...quiet. What the hell, it was
ALWAYS quiet, even *when* Heero was around...Hey Quatre! Um...hello, Duo...What's up? I'm running my own online radio station, complete with it's own show! It's called "Ask Shinigami!" What's the purpose of "Ask Shinigami?" I'll show you! Hey, lucky caller! You've reached ME, Shinigami, at 1-800-SHINIGAMI! What can I answer for you? Hey Shinigami! I worship the ground you walk on! *under his breath* Wonderful, another faggot! *outloud* Really? That's wonderful! So, what question do you want me, Shinigami, to answer? Um...well...what's it like piloting Deathscythe Hell? *thinking* Oh no...now his listeners are going to be subjected to his big ego... Well...it's like this...it TOTALLY KICKS ASS!.. **2 Hours Later** And THAT'S what it's like to pilot Deathscythe Hell! Any more questions? ZZzzzZZ..What? Sorry! Nope, no more questions! Thanks a lot, Shinigami-sama! *hangs up* Kami, I love when people call me Shinigami-sama! *wakes up* Eh? Oh boy..I think Dorothy wants me to get her something, so I'll see you later, Duo! I always thought you were gay! ... *runs out the door* Sorry, Quatre! ^_^ ACK! NO! My time's up! *starts crying* Well, my loyal followers, remember that there are two ways for you to contact ME, Shinigami! Either call me at 1-800-SHINIGAMI or e-mail me, care of my secretary at chibichibi@vauss.com! Ja ne! |