07.26 A.C. 200 - The 4000 hit special!
| Ok here is our first call! Hi this is Shinigami please
answer this question...are you a fine looking girl? Hiyas Shinigami! I hope you don't mind if I ask 2 questions do you, and to answer your question yes I'm female. Anyways 1) Is it true Catherine's Trowa's sister and 2) If you don't mind this is more for Wufei....... why do you date Sally Po when she looks and I think IS older than you? No offense to you or Sally or anything...it's just.....I want to date you too! Umm oops.... Eh...G'bye! Yes, Catherine really is my sister. Didn't you know my real name is Triton Bloom? Hey! This is ASK SHINIGAMI , not Ask Nanashi!!! Urm...Wufei, you can answer the next one, since it *is* directed more for you... Hrm...I don't like answering stupid questions asked by weak onnas. WUFEI! Alright. Onna, it is none of your business. I'm done. Oh, but Wufei...you gotta tell your loyal fans WHY you date an older woman! *glares at Wing* Onna, I will tell you the exact same thing I told the other stupid onna on the phone. It is none of your business. *sweatdrops* |
| Ok, here is the second call! From another one of Maxwell's fans... Your just jealous! I am not! Yea right! Hello Shinigami-Sama! Oi! This is Shinigami! The idiot... Hey! Now what's your question? I have two questions. Doesn't everyone? Go on... 1. What's it like being adored by thousands upon thousands of women world wide and 2. Why are you often coupled with Heero in Yaoi stories? You two could not be different! Uh... First, I didn't know there were that many women that liked me! Yeah, I'm still trying to figure that one out... Shut up, Heero! You just don't like the fact that this show is on one of the best Duo shrines ever! Whatever... Getting on with this...I'm really not sure why people think Heero and me are a copule...*looks at Heero who has his hands quite busy at the moment with Relena...* I mean Heero is practically in love with Relena! *looks at the two who are literally making out in the back of the room...* HEY! KNOCK THAT OFF! Heero's mine! *Wing starts a fight with Relena* Um...ok...is there anything else you would like to say? Oh yeah, I wanna say you rock and that Lyla Moore will co-host anytime just to be with you! Geez...that's the last thing I need! More co-hosts! Um...girls you shouldn't be fighting! *Relena and Wing* SHUT UP, QUATRE! |
| Oi! I'm so glad we took care of that problem! Stupid weak onnas! I'll show you how weak I am! Please, you could never beat me! I bet I can! Yeah right! *they start a fight* We shouldn't be fighting! *Wing and Wufei* SHUT UP, QUATRE! I'm just saying we shouldn't be fighting... I don't think that's going to work this time, Quatre... Ok...time for my third caller! Hello, you have reached 1-800-SHINIGAMI! What is your question? Hi, I'm Hikaru and I was wondering why you call yourself Shinigami? Because he is a weakling! I am not! Are too! Are not! Are too! NOT! TOO! NOT! TOO! STOP FIGHTING! *Wufei and Duo* SHUT THE HELL UP, QUATRE! At least I tried... I call myself Shinigami because people always seem to die when I get close to them and seeing how Shinigami means God of Death you should think about what happens when you get close to death...*everyone in the room backs away from Duo* Thanks you for answering my question Shinigami-sama. No problem! Uh...guys why are you all the way back there? No reason... Ok... |
| Hey you know what? This is the smoothest moving show I've had!
*looks at Wufei and Wing who are once again in a fight* Ok I
guess we should go on to our next call! Hello this is Shinigami what's your name and question? While we're at it what's your address?
*a loud gong like sound suddenly occurs* Ouch! THE GREAT MAHO-NEKO would like meow to know if you like kitty cats?...meow...you had better say YES!!!!!!!!! Uh...what kind of language is that? Neko... You speak neko Hee-chan?!?!?! Yeah...meow! Puuur! Uh...ok... can some one tell me what they said then? They want to know if you like cats...meow... Ok...um...well yeah! Meow! Hee-chan! Meow! Relena-chan! Oooooook! Get your hands off of my Hee-chan! *Wing kicks Wufei below the belt and gets into another fight with Relena* We-- Don't waste your breath, Quatre... |
| Now that we have everything under control...kind of... It's all your fault onna! My fault?!?! You did it to yourself! I wouldn't be tied down to this damn chair if it weren't for you! I know what you mean Wufei...it's all Wing's fault we're all tied down! How is it my fault? Oi! Oi! Let's just get this over with is that kitto ok with everyone? *Relena, Wufei, and Wing* OK! Good! Now let's get on with this! Hello you are speaking to Shinigami! What is your question? Shinigami-sama, Why do u always wear ur hair in a braid? Why never let it down or put it into a pony tail? Hmm...why don't you try cutting your hair, Duo? Hey! I refuse to cut my hair! *Heero starts messing with Duo's hair* Hm...maybe odongos... HEY! I'm not Sailor Moon! *Trowa starts messing with Duo's hair* Maybe you could look like Devil Hunter Yohko... HEY! Stop that! *Quatre gets out a red bow* Maybe you could look like Sailor Venus! HEY! Stop it! I'm a guy! A GUY! *Wing starts singing the Sailor Moon theme song!* Gomen ne sunao ja nakute... STOP SINGING THAT SONG!!!!! This is why I don't wear my hair differently! |
| Oi! Now that everyone has
stopped playing with my hair...*looks behind him to see Trowa, Heero, and Quatre debating over Duo's next hair style*
Will you guys grow up? I think we should put it in a Sailor Jupiter kind of hair style! I think a Miaka Yuuki look would look a lot more nice... I say we cut it! CUT IT?!?!?! We could give him a Tamehome look... Bah! Hey Duo? OI! Hi! My name is Angel Barton, sister of Trowa. I designed some of the stuff that went into your gundam! Whoa! Cool! I have another sister? I was wondering if you'd go out with me and ignore that pipsqueak Hilde. Uh... He won't be going out with anyone! But Hilde! Don't you 'But Hilde' me! Aww...man! |
| Well it has come to my
attention that we are out of time! *RING! RING!* Hey where did Trowa go? Who knows... Uh...Hello this is Shinigami speaking! Are you another pretty girl that just had to call me? Umm...no...I'm a guy... HOLY Shï†! I'm not F---ing gay! Uh...I was wondering if I could go out with that hot chick on your show... *Relena, Hilde, Wing and Catherine push Duo out of the way* WHICH ONE?!?!?!?! Uh...the one named Wing... *Relena, Hilde, and Catherine all give Wing dirty looks* Lucky! So what do you want? I was wondering if you were single if so could we maybe go on a date? Well ok... Hey that guy sounds like Trowa! *We see Trowa jumping up and down in the hallway* YES! I GOT A DATE! I GOT A DATE! Uh...well I guess this is the end of the 4000 hit special! Call me at 1-800-SHINIGAMI or e-mail my secretary at chibichibi@vauss.com ! For now...JA! You have a secretary? Yep! I feel bad for her... |
Oh I just love these
questions! Thanks all of you! Send more if you have any!