07-16 AC 201 Show

Duo: Hi! Welcome to Ask Shinigami! Gee it's been almost a year since we did a show. Well anyways since this is our first show in a long time all us gundam guys are here! Unfortunitly Wing couldn't make it for unknown reasons...
Trowa: That's not true she got a boyfriend!
Duo: SHUT UP! Wing 'disappered' remember?
Trowa: Fine.
Wufei: Humph...I pitty any fool that married that weak onna.
Duo: Look whose talkin Wuman! You got married a month ago!
Wufei: So did you Maxwell!
Duo: For very good reasons.
Heero: Can you two shut up and continue this show?
Quatre: Heero has a point.
Duo: That's right I have to go back to my low paying job. Anyway lets see caller number one! *presses the button to answer the speaker phone* Hello you're on Ask Shinigami what can I do for ya babe?
Caller 1: Hiya Duo-kun! I have a few Questions and comments i'd like to ask ( And tell) of you..... AND EVERYONE ELSE! Well First with the questions...

Heero-kun: 1.) Do u love Relena?

Heero: Yes that's why I married her.

2.) How come you don't mind her stalking u?

Heero: Well I did before we got married because of my missions but now I don't really care.

3.) ARE U MADE OUT OF GUNDAMIUM OR SOMETHIN CAUSE YOU LIKE NEVER GET HURT! *Ahem*

Heero: X.x
Duo: Ya know I've often wondered that... So are you made out of gundanium Heero?
Heero: No.
Duo: Come on! Tell the truth!
Heero: I refuse to anwser a ridiculous question like that.
Duo: Fine...Liar.

Duo-kun: 1.)How many mins does it take u to wash your hair?

Duo: Weeeeeeell when I'm using Herbal Essences it takes me about three hours anything else it's just 30 minutes.

2.) Y Do u look So hot!? ^.^;;

Duo: Cause baby I'm the God of Death! I'm supose to!

3.) Y are u the happiest person amoung the rest of the other boys?

Duo: Well you see the other guys take Ritalin and all that stuff and it kind takes their hyperness from them.
Heero: And you say I lie.
Duo: What? For all I know it's probably the truth!

Trowa-kun: 1.) How many Pounds of Gel do u use?

Duo: Yes how much is in that hair, Trowa?
Trowa: Why does everyone ask me that?! It's natrural!
Duo: *stare*
Trowa: Fine! A gallon.

2.) Doesn't your hair hurt anyone?

Trowa: Not that I know of. But it has been know to poke peoples eyes out. *watches the others back away* )0.\\\

3.) What would u do if u found out Catherine WASEN'T your sister? *Smirk*

Trowa: ....No comment....

Quatre-kun: 1.) Why is Your hair So Neat!?

Quatre: Um...Well because I brush it?

2.) How can deal with 29 sister??

Quatre: Well I really don't see them all the time so I don't have to worry about it.

3.) Do u think Dorothy Catalonia is Hot? *Holds in laughter* XD *Sighs for a momment*

Quatre: *turns a deep red*
Duo: *stare*...I bet you didn't expect that one did ya, Quatre?
Quatre: *cough* Well I really don't know about Miss Dorothy being 'hot' or anything else for that matter but I do care a bit about her in a friendly way.
Duo: Traslated into lamers' terms.... "Yes, but I find her to be more than just 'hot', I think she's very, very sexy and I want her!"
Quatre: DUO! >.<
Duo: What? ^.^

Now Wufei-kun: 1.)Why do THINK (I SAID THINK!) Onnas are weak?? Eh?? *Sticks out Tounge*

Wufei: Because everyone knows that onnas are weak and need a strong man like me.

2.) Why is Your Hair SOOOOOOOO Shiny???

Wufei: ...What kind of weak question is that?
Duo: If you really want to know why I'll tell ya! You see Wufei tends to pour a gallon of Crisco on his head every day that my friends is why Wufei's hair is shiny!
Wufei: ERRR! DIE MAXWELL!
Heero: *hold Wufei back* Wait until after the show.
Wufei: Hunph! Fine you live now, Maxwell.
Duo: :pppppppppppppppppppppp

3.) How do u do all those funky moves?

Wufei: ...How? Because I am the strongest gundam--
Duo: Ex-gundam pilot!
Wufei: *glare* Ex-gundam pilot here!

Caller 1: Now my comments:

HEERO Y DON'T U GO AND GET A LIFE! I MEAN STOP BEING SOO MEAN!!!!! (I Just had to let that one out!) How u mean *Shrugs*

Heero: Omae o korosu....

Duo If your free any time i would be happy if you wanted to go out with me!!!! ^.^ If its ok with Hilde! (;_; more likely not..)

Duo: I wish I could babe.

Trowa... If your not going to say much y don't u go use a chalk board?? And WHy Do u need a date! FOR GOODNESS SAKES!

Trowa: ...Chalk board...Why didn't I think of that? Why do I need a date? To show Duo I can get more girls then he could ever hope to.

Quatre... nice little Quatre... Heres a quick little question... Y Do u fight say "We shouldn't be fighting at all!" When u DO fight? And.... How tall is Rashid?

Duo: Two very good questions...
Quatre: ....I say that because it's the truth there's no point to fighting.
Heero: That's not true how else did we get peace?
Quatre: Heero it's my question not yours! Anyway I'm not sure about the second one...
Duo: If you ask me that guy is like as tall as a tree! I still have to look up to talk to him!

Wufei STOP SAYING EVERY ONNA IS WEAK! GOD IF I WERE OVER THERE I WOULD KICK YOUR LITTLE ASS WITH MY SCYTHE!! *Hold up Scythe* COME ON AND BRING IT ON!!!!

Wufei: Ha! Onna you can only dream of defeating me!
Duo: ....Anyway thanks for calling! Lets get the next caller! *presses the button to the speaker phone once again* You're on Ask Shinigami what can I help you with?
Caller 2: Yeah my name is A-chan....I'm a chinese female *Wufei gives us a BAD name...*glares at Wufei* and I would like to know if Duo gets paid for this, and if he ever gets tired of so many fans.......so ...many.....
Wufei: Weak onna!
Duo: Yes I get paid not that much but yeah. As for fans...Well I'm ok with them as long as they don't try to snap pictures of me left and right. -.- Thanks for calling! Next caller! *presses button* I'm Shinigami and you're on Ask Shinigami! What's it that troubles you?
Caller 3: Hello! I had an ask Shinigami question or two or three...

1. Why do people see Shinigami as a girl?

Duo: I have no clue...
Heero: I do... *stares at Duo's hair*

2. Will you go out with me?

Duo: ....Uh....I dunno...

3. Does Heero really hate Releena? I can never really tell.

Duo: Yes that's why they bang each night.
Heero: And how would you know?
Duo: Uh...A lemon tree told me?
Heero: *jumps Duo and starts choking him to death*

4. Please go out with me.

Heero: HE CAN'T!
Duo: jklfjlkdsjflsdj! HELP!!!! hdslflksdjflkdsjflj!

5. I like your hair.

Duo: *finally gets Heero off* ...Well thanks! ^^ Ahem... Next caller please!
Caller 4: I have 2 questions to ask: 1) What do you think of all those crossovers where you and Usagi Tsukino get hooked up in?

Duo: What can I say? Every woman finds me hot! Especially the ones with sailor suits! ^^;

2) Shinigami-sama, are you real cuz if you are, I think you are soooooooo fine, so if you are free any time soon( you must have a ton of dates, half of the female population of the world semms to think you are hot) send me an email n maybe we could hook up, Oh Mighty Fine One.^_~

Duo: I recall answering this question a few shows ago but I'll answer it again. Yes I'm real and I'll have to get back to you on the hook up thing. ^.^;; Now on to the next caller!
Caller 5: Hey Shinigami! To answer your question YES I am female.And my name is Lucky.Umm I have 3 Questions.This one is more directed at Heero.Ummm Why don't you ever kill Relena cos' the world would be a MUCH better place.

Heero: ...Because If I kill her 'm going to kill myself.

Number two this one is for Quatre.Umm are you single?And if you are can you go out with me?

Quatre: Uh...
Duo: He's taken.
Quatre: I am not!
Duo: Right... : )

Oh last thing Duo,you have totally kewl clothes.Where do you buy em?

Duo: Well I don't buy them Hilde does. You should see this really nasty looking shirt she got me. I swear I'm never gonna touch that thing.

Thats all!Ja Ne Shinigami-sama!
Duo: Ja ne to you too! ^^; Well that's the end of the show! Hope you enjoyed it! ^^