ChibiChibi-chan and Wing - Heero is drowning (remember he lived in space!) who's going to save him? Heero: DUO! DUO! THROW ME A LIFESAVER!  Duo: Uh...*unwraps his lifesavers candy* WHAT FLAVOR? Heero: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!? Wufei: Damnit! Where's my katana?!?! Duo: Which one? Duo: I'm too pretty to die!!! KILL WUFEI! Wufei: WHAT?!?!?! INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!! Wufei shows up for work at the Preventer's office one morning...IN A GOOD MOOD! (Call CNN, Wufei's in a good mood... X.x) Duo: *notices Wufei and grins* Hey, Wu-man! Did you get some last night? Wufei: *ignoring the 'Wu-man' part* How'd you know!? Duo: I'll do anything but eat Relena's cooking! *holding Hide* PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME EAT IT!!! Duo: Hey baby! Wanna see my gundam? Lady Une: *to Duo* Is there any thing you want to say before you die? Duo: ....*gives a look like he needs to go bad* I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! I HAVEN'T GONE IN A WEEK! Lady Une: *sweatdrop* ... Tasuki - Duo is watching pinky and the brain Pinky: What are we going to do tonight? Duo: Well that's easy blow up some OZ bases, let some people meet the GOD OF DEATH.... But mostly TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! *Heero popped his leg out of joint again* Heero: OOOOOWWWWW! Damn not again! Duo: Either I'm leaving or selling tickets to this... or doing both *light bulb* I'll do both HAHA then we won't go hungry and I won't lose what lunch I had. I am a genius!!! wkco - Duo: But I'm a......GUY....! Duo: *dreaming*....hilde......oh,yeahhhh ^.^..... Quarte: Guys I don't think we should be recording. Other GW boys: OH SHUT UP!!! Heero: I can't wait till he wakes up. Other GW boys: Heh, heh, heh Ryoko M. Lady Une:*comes over Duo's transmitter in Deathscythe*Surrender and hand over the Gundam 02 & no harm shall come to you. Duo: OVER MY DEAD BODY! Lady Une: We can arrange that if you must insist.*devious little smirk* Duo: Great....Now I get sarcastic comebacks from the enemy! *looks down in embarrassment* WHAT NEXT!?!? Alissa - The G-boys are planning a strategy for their next battle. We need a plan. Well, how do we come up with a plan. Well, you think really hard, and... Think? Nevermind... Duo, would you like to go out with me Friday night? Sorry, I have to wash my hair that night. DuosGirl284 - ::Heero stuck in a hole:: Heero: DUO, THROW ME A ROPE!!!                         Duo: OK...HERE! CLIMB UP MY CHESTNUT BROWN BRAID.               ::Heero pulls braid and Duo falls in:: Duo: I TOLD U TO CLIMB, NOT PULL!!!! Hilde: Duo will u go out with me this weekend? Duo:: NOT IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!  Hilde crying:: YOUR SO MEAN!! Duo: No, I'm The God of Death so there !!!!! Hahaha! Hobbez - Quatre: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Duo: Um....*slaps the floor really hard* THAT! Quatre: ... Trowa: No thanks, I'm not allowed to have sugar. It causes me to get very loud. Duo: No worries! There's no sugar in Pixie Stix! Wufei: Why do you ALWAYS wear that priest outfit, Maxwell?! Duo: Cuz the chicks are attracted to you more if they think you're not available! Hilde: WAAAAHHHH!! Trowa: Hmm...*runs off to go join the priesthood* Stacey Bayne- *Duo runs into the guys all excited** Duo: Hey guys! New thing! **he turns around and points** Duo:French Braid! AnimeBabe- Duo: Ya know Heero, you'd probabliy have a better attitude if you just got laid sometime. I bet if you asked her to, Relena would give you head. ^_^ Heero: Hey, you really think so? ^.^ Duo: No question! She totaly wants you! Heero: Sweet dude! -- goes of to find Relena submitted by kinrio_max At the peacecraft mansion: Duo: heero who is cooking Heero: relena Duo: YOU LET HER COOK!!!!!!! AND YOU SAY I AM A BAKA Heero: omae o korosu Duo: i'll shut up now Outside the bathroom... Wufei: Maxwell hurry up me and Sally need to go! ::sounds can be heard from the bathroom as Relena walks up with Heero:: Heero: What's going on? Wufei: Maxwell is in the bathroom with his onna! Relena: Well lets go in too and have an orgy. Duo: Ok come on in then Relena! Kim - Heero and Duo are held captive in a spaceship a little ways from a space colony. Heero: we ned to get out. think of a way to get out. Duo: *bangs head on wall* i got it! in the dark of the night, we get some provisions, jump in our gundams and head back to the colony Heero:how are we gonna get out of this cell? Duo: *bangs head on wall* in the dark of the night, we get some provisions, jump in our gundams and head back to the colony Heero: *swear drops* ..... Mastercard- Duos hair lock; $60 Trowas clown mask; $30 wu-feis sword; $80 Walking in on duo in his teddy bear PJs;......yum....priceless Honey nut cheerios: ::The honey bee thing flys in to duos gundam:: duo::AHHHH A BEE!!::gets fly squater:: Bee::gives duo cheerios: duo:smacks bee and eats the cheerios::^-^ bee:: x.x... Validas:.....::sings::honey nut cheerios..