Heero vs The Teeny Beanie Bast-- err...Babies...  
Disclaimer:  Don't own anything except for Haruka, Milliardo, Duet, and Shingo (AKA:  The characters from Neo Gundam Wing)
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One day Heero and hi twin boys decided to go to McDonald's. (Well In Heero's case he was forced...) 

Heero:  What do you want?
Haruka:  I WANT A TEENY BEANIE BABY!
Milliardo:  ME TOO!
Heero:  A Teeny WHAT?
Haruka:  A Teeny Beanie Baby! 
Heero:  Why the hell do you need that?
Haruka:  Weeeell.... Shingo has one!
Heero:  Because his father allows him to...
Milliardo:  So does Duet! 
Heero:  Because her father is an idiot...
Haruka:  But 'tousan! 
Heero:  Don't give me that...
Milliardo:  Do you want us to be poor boys that have to live in a cardboard box and have to eat out of garbage cans?
Heero:  Frankly I don't give a damn... BUT your 'Kasan would be upset top hear I didn't get you those Beanie Bastard things...
Haruka:  TEENY BEANIE BABY!
Heero:  That's what I said... Beanie Bastard...
Haruka and Milliardo:  *sigh*

After being in the damn line for two hours....

Cash Register Dude:  Hi! Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order?
Heero:  I want--
CRD:  You want fries with that?
Heero:  I--
CRD:  You want some ketchup also?
Heero:  I--
CRD:  You want a drink with that order?
Heero:  *reaches over the counter and starts to strangle the guy*  Listen to me and listen good...I want two TWO double quarter pounders with cheese and two Crappy Meals...
CRD:  *while trying to breath*  You...want...some...fries....
Heero:  Did you hear me say I wanted any?
CRD:  *shakes his head 'no'*
Heero:  Good...*lets go*

Cash register dude comes back in ten seconds with the order...

CRD:  Here you go sir! Have a nice day!
Heero:  Here and I don't want to hear anything else about those damn Beanie Bastard things....
Milliardo:  Teeny Beanie Babies!
Heero:  WHATEVER!!!!!!!

That night at the Peacecraft/Yuy mansion, Heero can't sleep for some unknown reason so decides to find something to eat... 

Heero:  *turns on the kitchen light*  YAWN!!! Man I'm hungry....Great....I'm starting to sound like Duo now... Reminder to self kill Duo in the morning....

BANG!

Heero:  What the hell was that... *looks around and finds one of the Teeny Beanie Babies on the table*  Hmp... *picks it up*  ..... I don't see what's so special about it...*suddenly the thing bites Heero's hand* AHHHHHH! YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!! *takes out his gun and starts shooting holes into the thing*  
Relena:  HEERO! 
Heero:  Relena! Those Beanie Bastards are evil! It bit me!
Relena:  Sure it did, Heero...
Heero:  Relena! I'm telling the truth!
Relena:  Heero you need some sleep that's all...
Heero:  SLEEP?!?!?! With those things in my home?  I think not....
Relena:  Heero... You were probably just seeing things like usual....
Heero:  I guess...

A few hours later Heero finally went to sleep... The next day Relena had a meeting to attend and Haruka and Milliardo were going to school and after that were going over to one of their many friends houses for an hour or two so Heero had the house to himself... Heero walked out of his room no shirt on, a red bandana around his head, war paint on his face, and tons of ammunition to last him a long time...

Heero:  *with two machine guns in both of his hands*  Time to kick some Teeny Beanie Bastard ass...Come out you little demons from hell! I know your plans! Your plans to take over the world by using your cuteness! HAH! You can't trick me!
The Head of the Evil Beanie Bastards:  So...Mr. Yuy you finally figured it out, eh? How long did it take you?
Heero:  It's simple...you use your cute looks to get into the homes of every person on both the colonies and the earth... I knew there was something up... You made one fatal error...
THotEBB: What?
Heero:  You actually thought I would fall for it. But I'm not as stupid as Duo... Nope... It's time to fry you Beanie Bastards! *starts shooting the evil Beanie Bastards*

Five hours and four minutes later...

Heero:  BWHAHAHAHAHA! I've just rid the world of another evil! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Relena:  *comes in and looks at the pile of burning Beanie Babies*  Heero...what the hell happened?
Haruka:  *runs in the door and see the same thing*  OH MY GOD! HE KILLED THE TEENY BEANIE BABIES!!! 
Milliardo:  THAT BASTARD!
Relena:  Boys! What did I tell you about watching that violent show?
Haruka and Milliardo:  Sorry....
Relena:  As for you Heero! You clean this mess and I'm sure you know where to sleep tonight...
Heero:  That's ok with me... Don't thank me for destroying the second most greatest evil on both the colonies and earth....*starts cleaning the mess he made...*

The End or is it?  *dun dun dun!*