GANONX-Don't Do Drugs Commercial- Duo:Hello children my friend Heero has done some crazy things. *begins showing Heero doing these things* Duo:He self-detonated his gundam while he was in it.One time he even kissed Relena Peacecraft.But one time kids tried to get him to smoke and he said. Heero:Sure*starts puffing and stops for a sec*I've done some pretty dopey things in my life but not doin dope is dopey. Heero and Duo:Drug usings the way to be. GANONX:Guys you were supposed to not do drugs. Heero:Dude try some*hands heero some pot lights it up*You like. GANONX:Oh yeah you guys were right this is good.*jumps to the camera withem* GANONX,Duo,and Heero:It's hard pot life for us it's a hard pot life for us.*They puff smoke in the screen to end the commercial* Toucan - Honey Nut Cheerios ::Duo's a barber and he's cutting Heero's hair:: ::Honey Nut Cheerios bee comes over to barber window:: ::Opera music starts playing:: Duo: ::Looks at bee:: Bee: ::Does gestures:: Duo: NO! GO AWAY YOU DEMENTED INSECT!!!!! Bee: ::Brings out honey nut cheerios:: Duo: I SAID GO AWAY DAMNIT-Ooooh!! ::Goes outside and starts eating happily:: Bee: ^^ ::Shows Heero mirror reflecting his hair that Duo, um, massacred:: Heero: AHHH!!!! MY HAIR!!! ::Shoots bee:: ::Music stops:: ::Storms outside, passing Duo eating his Honey Nut Cheerios:: Voiceover: Honey Nut Cheerios: It's a honey of an O. HeeroHeerochan - Wassup comercial- Trowa is sitting on the couch. He's cell rings. Trowa: Hello? Heero: Hey you? s'up? Trowa: Nothin Hee...Just watchin the game...su'p with you? Heero: Nothin...just watching the game.... Trowa: true...true Wufei: IN JUST- Oh yeah,,, WAAASSSSSUP! Trowa: Waasszzup! Heero: Yo who's that? Trowa to Wufei: Yo! pick up the phone! Wufei picks up the phone :Hello? Heero: (I don't know why I'm saying this...) WAAAAASSSZZZUP! Wufei: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAASSSSSSZZZZUP Trowa: Waaaahhhhh Wufei: Yo! Where's Duo? Heero: Oh Duo? HEY! Duo picks up the phone: Yo! Wufei: WWWWWWAAAAAASSSSZZUP Duo: WWWWWWAAAASSSZUP Heero:waaaaahhhhh Wufei: WWAAAHHH Duo: HAHAHA Wufei's beeper rings: Hey hold on...Hello? IT's Quatre:WWWWWAAAAASSSSSZZZZUUUUPPPPP?!!!!!!!!! Heero:YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHh Duo:WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHehehe All hang up the phone except for Heero and Trowa Trowa: So wassup Hee? Heero: Watchin the game.... Trowa: True....true Cetera - Quatre's voiceover: How Trowa Barton eats a Reese's peanut butter cup... We see Trowa Barton walking by a table with a evil smile appearing. He turns to the candy and laughs evilly. Trowa: Shine! *leans over very fast and chops it in half with his hair. Eats it.* Quatre's voiceover: There is no wrong way to eat a Reese's! Little Washu- Some DSL Commercial ::You see Heero outside his home with a whole bunch of birds everywhere:: Heero: I send pidgeons, you know, to communicate. Friends, Family..Co-Workers. Some people think I do this for fun or for a hobby. (Heero looks back inside at Relena, happily smiling and waving back at him from behind a computer.) Heero: Nope. Itıs because my girlfriend is on the internet all the time and I canıt use the damn phone! Wendy's Commercial (You see Heero, Duo, Quatre, and Relena in white gowns sitting down on a bench.They fold their hands like they are praying.) Quatre: Now, listen to your inter vioce. Heero: Mine says to love every creature on earth. Relena: Mine says to stop being so annoying. Duo: Mine says to go to Wendyıs and get a Bacon Mushroom Cheese Melt! Quatre: You need to go DEEPER, Duo.. Duo: Okay, with Biggie Fries and Drinks? Heero: Mine is saying the same thing. Relena: So is mine! (The four walk up and go to Wendyıs for some Bacon Mushroom Chesse Melts for only $1.99!) Mastercard (There should be LOTS of these!) Camara: $20. Camoflage outfit: $30 Metro bus ride: $5. A chance to get a pitcure of Heero at ballet pratice: Priceless Some things money canıt buy. For everything else, thereıs MasterCard Makoto - Announcer: How Relena peacecraft eats a Reeses Peanut butter cup. Relena: I;m sorry Mr. Reeses. normally I wouldnt eat you but if i do then there will be piece. Forgive me! *stuffs the candy in her mouth like a mad animal* Announcer: Theres no wrong way to eat a- oh screw that and why the heck do i get the weirdos? ma'am u belong several blocks down the road in the mental institute... duomilliardo- Big Red gum commercial: We see Duo walking into a room with lots of different hair products and other similar type things as well as Heero leaning against a counter, his arms crossed in front of him. Duo walks over to the table, picks up a bottle of muose, and glances over to Heero. Heero shakes his head and says, "Mm-mm." Duo puts the muose back and his hand hovers over a pair of scissors, and he glances over at Heero again. Heero shakes his head again and replies, "Mm-mm." Duo then sees the display if Big Red gum and his hand hovers over a piece. He glances over to Heero, who smiles and nods, "Mmm-hmm." Duo happily pops the stick of gum in his mouth and as he walks off, Heero says, "Hope that freshens your head, too." A big pack of Big Red gums pops up and then we Heero with a smile on his face, "It looks gooood on ya!" tux rental, $150 *Heero adjusting tuxedo* opera tickets, $325 *Relena and Heero up in box seats* dinner at Le Chez, $165 *Both talking ammibly of dinner* finding the right way to come back into Relena's life after ten years? Priceless. For everything else, there's MasterCard running away, $10 lessons from Cathrine, $50 spandex outfix, $20 tossing knifes at Trowa? *Duo holding up a handfull of blades* Priceless. For everything else, there's MasterCard. J - Voice: Oh I wonder wonder what's in a wonder ball? ...Uh...Line? Line please?... ....(opens ball) (Mouth covered in chocolate and full of candies)Whoa! Can I have another?? These things are good!!! (Tries to open the ball with all his might, finds that he cant.) WHATS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!?????? (throws ball against the wall) I refuse to open the weak ball. You can't make me. Please! This is embarasing!!! Somebody help!!! LINE??? LINE???? ....(Walks off the set) Seriosly, can I have another one? Please?? (Watches as the ball bounces back to him)Omae o Korosu... (to wufei) Open the ball! NO! OPEN THE BALL!!! INJUSTICE!!!! voice: What's in your wonder ball? Lets never use these guys again. Milk commercial. Heero: Hello, my name is heero yuy, and I am the perfect soldier. Got that? the perfect soldier. even though I can't kill some people...(relena offstage: Hee hee!!) GO AWAY RELENA! any way, the reason i'm so perfect is because I drink milk. Milk gives me the strength that I need to grow big and healthy. So what if Im as skinny as a stick!!! Im still better than you! HEY! ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME??? MISSION ACCEPTED!!!! DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Drink milk. It does a body good. Soap Commercial - Duo is sleeping in his"dog house" Hilde:duo,dinner is ready! duo*suddently opens his eyes realy wide*whoope!! hilde :before you do anything,WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!! duo:what hands? hilde:*points to his hands*those!*drags him to the bathroom* duo:but..but..awhoooo!!!!!!(hes a wolf) after dinner hilde :big surprise! duo:where1where! Hilde:*chucks a bar of soap at him*there