NGW - Road Trip!
Disclaimer: I own my characters and Bandai, Sunrise and whoever else owns GW!
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It's slowly approaching the end of the Yuy twins summer vacation when Haruka looks over his long list of 'Things to do over the summer' and checks off the last thing on the list a second time. Haruka looks over to his brother, Milliardo, who's currently going over his AP Calculus and sighs.

Haruka: *flops on his bed* This sucks... I have nothing to do and if I do I've probably already done it.
Milliardo: *puts down his calculus book* Well you could study ahead of time. I'm already into next semesters work.
Haruka: *stare* ....That studying stuff is for eggheads like you! *looks out the window* Besides I wanna get out of this place for awhile see the world.
Milliardo: More like the girls around the world.
Haruka: Shut up! I think I have an idea that's slowly coming to me...
Milliardo: *stares at Haruka for three minutes* Exactly how slow is it coming to you?
Haruka: AH! That's it! I think we should go on a road trip. Just us guys!
Milliardo: Exactly who is 'us guys'?
Haruka: I know! Shingo, Ling, Triage maybe Nova, You and of course ME!
Milliardo: And where are you going to get a car that can fit six people?
Haruka: Weeeell I could either use the crappy one Dad gave me or use some of my money to rent one.
Milliardo: Ok, then where are you going to find the money for hotels, food, gas and the other essentials of life that we need?
Haruka: That's where mom comes in!
Milliardo: *raises and eyebrow* Uh huh...I doubt she'll even let you go let alone lend you some money.
Haruka: Mill you don't know mom like I do.
Milliardo: Fine then let's go ask.

Haruka runs down the stairs into the kitchen where Relena is followed by Milliardo.

Haruka: Hi mom! My are you looking lovely today!
Relena: What do you want, Haruka?
Haruka: Weeeeell mom you know that Mill and I don't get to get out that much and being stuffed in this house all the time keeps us from learning about the ever changing world around us.
Relena: That's what the news if for.
Haruka: Yes, true but we won't have any opportunity to go and see things for ourselves.
Relena: Go on...
Haruka: Well I thought why not take a road tip to further 'enrich' our minds and gain a bit of knowledge about the real world.
Relena: Hmmmm...and?
Haruka: Well you see Mill and I don't want to be the only two teenagers to gain such knowledge so I thought why not bring our friends along and 'enrich' their minds and help them to gain some knowledge. Of course you realize this will require a "bit" of money for about six people.
Relena: I could only imagine...
Milliardo: *thinks* ...Oh my god he went and read my book on how to do perfect speeches.*
Haruka: So could I borrow some money if you allow us to go on this trip?
Relena: *big smile* Of course! I think it's a great idea... But...*evil grin*
Haruka: But?
Relena: I want your cousin Sieben to go with you since he's already an adult and it would make me feel much more better. But you can always forget it and mope around the house for the next three weeks.
Haruka: Fine anything just as long as I get to go!
Relena: Good then you have my permission and I'll give you the money tomorrow.
Haruka: Thanks mom! *starts walking up the stairs*
Milliardo: That went well... So are you still going?
Haruka: You think that stupid she male coming with us is going to stop Haruka Zechs Yuy? HAHA! NO WAY!
Milliardo: Ok...it's official you're a very, very desperate man.
Haruka: Damn right! Now to call the other guys and inform them of our little trip. *takes out the trusty cell phone that for once is fully charged and speed dials Shingo* )^.^( ....*ring*....)0.0(*ring*....)>.<( GOD DAMN IT PICK UP THE PHONE! *click*
Shingo: *whispering to the point where you can barely hear him* Hello?
Haruka: YO! What's up Shingo?
Shingo: Hi 'Ruka....*cracks open a door and looks around before closing it*
Haruka: Ummmm...Why the hell are you whispering?
Shingo: ...Guess...
Haruka: Dunno tell me.
Shingo: My cousins...
Haruka: Oh I see... Well as tempted as I am to ask a bit more I'm currently on a tight schedule and need to tell you something.
Shingo: What?
Haruka: Two beautiful words... Road...Trip!
Shingo: Really?!
Haruka: Yep!
Shingo: *as loud as he can* SUGOI!!!
Cousin 1: *opens the closet door* THERE YOU ARE!!! HEY I FOUND SHINGO!!!
Shingo: ...DOH!
Cousin 2: Aren't you a bit old for hide and seek, Shingo?
Shingo: *grabs a stake, hammer, cross, holy water, and garlic* Watch it I'm armmed!
Cousin 3: What do we look like vampires?
Shingo: *nods*
Cousin 1: I think it's time we played...............DRESS UP! Then after that we can play house!
Shingo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HARUKA I'LL GO WITH YOU ANYWHERE JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! *drops phone*
Haruka: .....................Ok.....................*writes down Shingo's name on a piece of paper*
Milliardo: What happened?
Haruka: Oh Shingo's just a bit busy playing 'dress up' and 'house' with his demented cousins. But he did say he wanted to come! Time to call Ling.... *dial's Ling's number*

Wufei: I can't believe how lazy that weak son of mine has gotten!
Sally: He's just trying to live a normal life.
Wufei: Humph! *looks at Ling who's on the couch channel surffing with assorted brands of potatochips around him*
Torrance: *glomps Ling* Hi Lingy!
Ling: *stares at the TV* Hi.
Torrance: What are you doing?
Ling: I'm busy watching TV.
Torrance: Really?
Ling: Yep. *pops a handful of potato chip into his mouth*
Torrance: Can I watch with you?
Ling: Yeah just don't touch my potato chips.
Torrance: What about this one? *points to a unopened bag*
Ling: NO! *grabs the bag* MINE! MINE! MINE!
Torrance: *pouts* Please Lingy?
Ling: No...
Torrance: You're no fun.
Wufei: *hears the phone ring and picks it up* I DON'T WANT ANY WEAKLING!!!!
Sally: WUFEI! Give me the phone!
Wufei: Humph! *hands phone to Sally*
Sally: Hello?
Haruka: ...Ehh...Hi Mrs. Chang! Can I speak to Ling?
Sally: Of course. Ling get over here and get the phone.
Ling: *looks up from the TV* Awwwww....Can't you give it to me over here?
Sally: *glare*
Ling: ...Fine, fine I'm coming... *gets off the couch and gets the phone* Hello?
Haruka: Took ya long enough!
Ling: Oh Haruka. What evil scheme have you come up with this time?
Haruka: Well I decided to invite you on a road trip.
Ling: Well I think I better ask.
Haruka: Fine do that.
Ling: Mother, Father... May I go on a road trip with Haruka?
Wufei: YES!
Sally: NO!
Ling: Ummm... is that a 'maybe'?
Wufei: NO!
Sally: YES!
Ling: Can I please get one answer?
Wufei: Onna, it would get his weak lazy ass out of my home!
Sally: What if he gets hurt? Maybe even killed?
Wufei: One less weak child we have then,
Sally: Wufei how could you say such a thing like that?
Wufei: Onna, I think he should take this oppertunity to grow up and have you stop babbying him like he were a two year old. You have to face it he's not a child anymore!
Sally: Fine but if something happens to him I'm holding you responsible, Wufei.
Ling: Well I guess that means I'm going.
Haruka: GREAT! Start packing your bags cause we're leaving tommorow.
Ling: Ok *hangs up the phone*
Haruka: ^.^
Milliardo: Great telling by the look on your face you've managed to drag Ling into your web of evil...
Haruka: Yep! Now I have to call Triage and Nova. *dials the number*

Ariel: *picks up the phone* Hello?
Haruka: Ugh...Hi Ariel can I talk to Triage or Nova?
Ariel: What evil do you plan on doing with my brothers?
Haruka: Oh please! I'm just planing on going on a harmless road trip with them along with the other guys.
Ariel: There's nothing 'harmless' about you, Haruka.
Haruka: UGH! Let me talk to one of them!
Ariel: Fine. Nova! Triage! One of you two come here and get the phone.
Triage: *runs down the stairs* Must be that chick I met today!
Ariel: Oh yes one hot, wild 'chick' wants to talk to you on the phone, Triage. Her name is Haruka.
Triage: Really? I don't remember any girl named Haruka. Unless you include the one from Sailormoon.
Ariel: Believe me you'll remember. *hands Triage the phone*
Triage: Hey chick! What's up?
Haruka: WTF?!?! What are you talkin about man?
Triage: UGH! Haruka it's you!
Haruka: Who else did you expect?
Triage: Sorry about that. Ariel told me you were a girl. So what's up?
Haruka: Nothing just I'd like to inform you that I'm going on a road trip and I want you and Nova to come along.
Triage: Whoa. Really?
Haruka: Yep.
Triage: Great I'll go and ask Nova then ask my parents. When do we leave?
Haruka: Tomorrow.
Triage: Great I'll start packing too. Bye 'Ruka.
Haurka: Ja! *hang up*
Triage: *walks up the stairs an into Nova's and his room* Hey Nova guess what?
Nova: You got another date?
Triage: Nope. I might get to go on a road trip with 'Ruka.
Nova: And this concerns me how?
Triage: Well I just wanted to know if you wanted to come along.
Nova: I don't know.... Only if Mom and Dad say so.
Triage: Great! *runs down the stairs again and into the kitchen* MOM! DAD! CANIGOONAROADTRIPWITH'RUKAANDTHEOTHEGUYS?!?!? *breath*
Jade: Ne?
Trowa: Road trip?
Triage: Yeah! I wanna know if Nova and me could go with 'Ruka and the other guys on a road trip.
Jade: I think that's a good idea! It'll get you out of the house and I bet it'll be fun!
Trowa: NE?!?!? But something could happen to them!
Jade: Oh please Trowa-chan they're going to be with their friends. It's not like they're going to go and get drunk maybe even marry some girl they don't even know.
Trowa: ....That's what I'm afraid of....
Triage: So that's a yes?
Jade: *nod*
Ariel: *walks in* YOU AREN'T SERIOUS ARE YOU?!?!
Jade: Yes I am.
Ariel: This is Haruka Zechs Yuy along with SHINGO! You have to think about this especially when it involves them.
Trowa: Ariel's right!
Jade: Oh come on! Why do you two always have to be so paranoid?
Ariel: SHINGO WINNER!
Trowa: HARUKA YUY!
Jade: Ok so they aren't the best people to be around. No one's perfect. Look at Duo.
Ariel: But mom this is different. It's about the two evilest elements known to man. Haruka and Shingo.
Jade: Look you're not going to change my mind so forget about it.

Ariel sighs while Triage does a chibi victory dance. Back at the Yuy home Haruka and Milliardo look at the phone.

Haruka: I'll be damned if I call that she male.
Milliardo: Well I'm not going to do it.
Haruka: Fine! It comes down to a staring contest.
Milliardo: Fine with me.
Haruka: Lets begin... *stare*
Milliardo: *stare*
Haruka: *stare*
Milliardo: *stare* *sweat*
Haruka: *stare* *sweat*
Milliardo: *stare*
Haruka: *stare*
Relena: *opens the door* Boys I just called your aunt so she could tell Sieben about the....*looks at the two Yuy twins*....AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Milliardo: *blink* ARGH! Yes mom?!?
Haruka: HA! I win! Hey mom!
Relena: I told you I called your aunt and told her to tell Sieben about the trip so you two didn't have to.
Milliardo: *rubs his eyes* Thanks.
Relena: You two better get some sleep since it's going to be a long trip.
Haruka: Will do mom! ^^ *watches Relena close the door* Whew. *turns off the light* Night Mill!
Milliardo: Night, Haruka.

The next day Haruka runs off to get the car while everyone else shows up at the Yuy home.

Triage: This is going to be so cool!
Shingo: Yep no annoying cousins! *looks at Ling who's currently chowing down on potato chips* ...Hey I want some!
Ling: *death glare* Mine!
Shingo: Oh you're just mad cause your mom asked you if you packed your underwear with you in front of eveyone.
Ling: )- . -( Don't remind me. *crunch, crunch*
Sieben: This fucking sucks I have to be babysitter.
Shingo: Oh come one better then nothing.
Sieben: How would you like to be nothing?
Triage: Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed.
Milliardo: Is everyone here?
Nova: I think so.
Milliardo: Good.
Triage: Exactly how long is this trip going to be anyway?
Milliardo: Haruka said it was going to be three weeks long which means we get back two days before school starts.
Triage: Cool!
Haruka: Yo guys! ^^ I'm back!
Sieben: It took you lon enough.
Haruka: Get that stick out of your ass, Sieben.
Sieben: ERRRRR!
Haruka: Now, now Sieben remember what your mommy said! No killing your cousins.
Sieben: She didn't say I couldn't leave you at least half alive!
Haruka: Heh...heh...*gulp* Anyway we should be going we have ta get some junk food and other items then we can go where ever.

The guys make it to the supermarket and instantly Ling grabs a cart and starts filling it with assorted varieties of potato chips.

Shingo: I hope you plan on sharing those with us.
Ling: Maybe.
Haruka: Man you're going to get fat with all of those potato chips...
Ling: Not really. I train everyday to the point where I lose at least two pounds a day. And since I'm turning into a stick I've turned to my new god... Potato chips.
Triage: I think you have a screw lose...*looks over to the side* Oooooooooooo... *walks off in that direction*
Nova: I think he has more then just one screw lose...
Ling: Do you have something against the potato chip god? *holds a bag of potato chips in front of the other boys* Hmmm?
Haruka: Nothing at all just that I do have one request.
Ling: Which is?
Haruka: I THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH POTATO CHIPS SO STOP FILLING THE DAMN CART!
Ling: Fine...
Shingo: Uh... where's Triage? *looks around and sees Triage next to the magazine stand* ...
Triage: ....Heaven! I'm in HEAVEN!
Haruka: *looks at the Hentai mags on the stand* OMG.... It's truly is heaven... *grabs all of the magazines along with Triage and haul them over to the shopping cart*

The group continue on until they get into the candy section and grab as much as they can. Eventually the seven finally make it to the check out line to surprise the cash register girl who nearly has a heart attack after seeing the loads of candy, hentai mags, and potato chips. They some how fit the bags into the car and hit the road.

Triage: So where exactly are we going?
Haruka: I dunno.
Sieben: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU WANTED TO GO ON A ROAD TRIP WITH OUT KNOWING WHERE YOU WERE GOING TO GO?!?!?!
Haruka: Well I wanted to leave that up to you.
Shingo: I say we go to Neo Vegas!
Haruka: Don't they have the cute chicks there and all that other stuff.
Shingo: I think so.
Haruka: Great! Then lets go there!
Triage: YEAH!
Milliardo: *currently driving the car* WHAT?!?! Are you CRAZY? We shouldn't be going there!
Haruka: Oh please Mill why don't you cram all that "We shouldn't do this or that shit" somewhere else for the time being and live your life!
Milliardo: Fine. But if we get in trouble I'm blaming it all on you.
Haruka: Yeah, yeah.

So after a week of nonstop driving (unless you count the gas stops) the guys finally made it to their destination.

Sieben: FINALLY! I'm tired of having Shingo drool on me while I'm trying to sleep, Triage's snoring and Haruka talking in his sleep about the many ways to cook rice!!!!!!!!
Shingo: I do not drool!
Triage: I knew I snored but not that much...
Haruka: Rice? I was talking about rice?
Ling: *trying to get the last bit of potato chips from the last bag* Well at least we got here before you went crazy...
Nova: *yawn* I need a shower.
Milliardo: Same here.
Haruka: Fine then lets go get some rooms. *walks into a hotel with the other six*
Attendant: Welcome sir to The Golden Gate. What can I do for you.
Haruka: Hmmm....I'd like to have seven of your best rooms.
Attendant: Ok... *click,click,click* That'll be 125,000 credits.
Haruka: *hands over his credit card* There ya go!
Triage: Damn... Exactly how good are these rooms?
Attendant: The best here sir. *hands back the card* *hands them all a key* Here you go.
Ling: *walking up the stairs* You know I thought at first this was going to be a bad trip. I mean all we really did was count how many billboards there were. Then how many dead animals there were on the road. And now here we are in a really expensive hotel with our own rooms!
Haruka: Yeah but it's not over yet. We still have two weeks!
Ling: Yeah.

After everyone got comfortable enough and rested the seven guys went to one of the many casinos around.

Haruka: Ok the point here is to have fun and get drunk err play!
Sieben: You better not be plotting something, Haruka.
Haruka: Me plot something? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny!
Sieben: I don't trust you.
Haruka: Whatever.
Triage: I'm goin with Haruka.
Shingo: Me too.
Sieben: I might as well too so I can keep you three out of trouble.
Ling: I'm going to play some games.
Nova: I'm going with Ling.
Milliardo: I might as well go with Ling too.
Haruka: Good then we meet at the hotel tomorrow morning....if it lasts that long.

The two groups part ways hopefuly to see each other again. Ling, Nova and Milliardo pass by some of the games until a game of Black Jack catches Ling's attention while Nova and Milliardo keep walking.

Ling: )0.0(
Dealer: So ya wanna try your luck kid?
Ling: Hmmm.... Sure why not. *watches the man deal the cards out to the two other players and picks up his* *smirk*
Dealer: Want another card?
Ling: No.
Dealer: Ok show em.
Player 1: Hah! 19!
Player 2: 20!
Ling: 21...
Player 1: *stares at Ling's hand* CHEATER!
Ling: I didn't cheat.
Player 2: You did!
Ling: Please...
Player 1: You little punk!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! CHIBI! CHIBI! CHIBI! (errr...too much Jerry Springger). The police come break up the fight and handcuff all three of them including Ling. Meanwhile, Nova has just gotten addicted to the slot machines!

Milliardo: I think we should leave.
Nova: NO!
Milliardo: But you keep losing.
Nova: I'll get it! I know I will!
Milliardo: *starts trying to pull Nova from the machine* Come...ON!
Nova: NO! *eyes get wide*.... I WON! I WON! I TOLD YA SO! *starts scrambling to get the fallen coins off the floor*
Milliardo: ...*picks up one* Well I guess it couldn't hurt...
Nova: *grabs the coin from Milliardo* Play your own game!
Milliardo: ....*looks around* Where's Ling...?
Nova: I thought he was at that Black Jack table...
Milliardo: I don't see him there...
Nova: Oh well I guess we all can't be winners!
Milliardo: *stare* ....

Meanwhile, Haruka, Shingo, Triage and a very drunk Sieben are busy looking at stripers.

Sieben: *puts his arm over Haruka* I love you....
Haruka: *also drunk* I love you tooo!
Triage: *stares at his drink* I dunno if I wanna drink this now.
Shingo: *extremely drunk* Itsssss not baaaaad....
Haruka: *stares at Shingo* Hi chickkkk....Jooo wannaa another driiiink?
Shingo: Uh huh......
Triage: You guys are defiantly drunk...
Sieben: I wuv all of joo! Group hug!
Triage: ....How about no?
Sieben: Dun be a wussy....
Shingo: Haaaaruka....
Haruka: HMmmmm?
Shingo: I love you!
Haruka: .....Whooooa....Reeeeeeally?
Shingo: Uh huhhhhh!
Haruka: I know where we can gooooo next!
Sieben: Is is candy land?
Haruka: Soooortaaa...
Triage: No you guys can't leave yet! You're way too drunk!

Haruka, Sieben and Shingo leave.

Triage: DAMN IT! Oh well I tried....*starts getting drunk*

The next day... Haruka wakes up with a huge hangover.

Haruka: Whoa...I need an aspirin... *gets up off the floor and looks around* Wait a minute... This isn't my room... Oh well I gotta find an aspirin. *goes to a small desk by a dresser and finds a bottle of aspirins and something else* *opens the bottle* Look at that someone got married... To the new happy couple...Mr. Haruka Zechs Yuy and Mrs. Shingo Quatre Raberba Winner Yuy..... That's nice.... WAIT A MINUTE!!!! *re reads the paper* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shingo: Ugh! I'll get up later mommy...
Haruka: *kicks Shingo out of the bed* GET UP!!!
Shingo: *gets up* ...What the hell are you doing in my room 'Ruka?
Haruka: *smashes the paper right into Shingo's face* THAT'S WHY!
Shingo: ....Mr. Haruka Zechs Yuy and Mrs. Shingo Quatre Raberba Winner Yuy....Nothing odd 'bout that...WAIT! *re reads the paper* MRS. SHINGO QUATRE RABERBA WINNER YUY?!?!?! I'M A FUCKIN GIRL NOW!
Haruka: That's not as bad as being married to you now! Ugh....nasty....
Shingo: Whatever possed us to do this....
Haruka: I dunno but I'm gonna fix it! *hears a scream across the hall way* WTF?

Haruka and Shingo rush into Milliardo's room.

Haruka: What?
Milliardo: *points to something/someone right next to him*
Haruka: ....*lifts the covers to see a really cute chick* DAMN IT! Mill get's laid and I marry Shingo WTF is wrong with this picture?
Milliardo: I dun think I got laid as you call it.
Haruka: What do you mean?
Milliardo: She still has her clothes on and so do I.
Shingo: Yeah and ya smell like beer!
Milliardo: So do you!
Shingo: >.< Shut up!
Haruka: Ok so Mill, Shingo and me are here...Where is everyone else?
Milliardo: I don't know. The last thing I really remember was seeing Nova play some slot machines and then Triage invited me for a drink...
Haruka: Hmmm....

The three fully awake boys go over to Triage's room and open the door to see the light green haired boy out like a light.

Haruka: Whew...*hears his cell phone ring* .... *answers it* Hello?
Ling: Haruka... I've been trying to call you for nearly ten hours now.
Haruka: Uh... What happened?
Ling: Nova, Sieben and I are kinda stuck in jail.
Haruka: WHAT?!? How the hell did that happen?
Ling: Well I got into a small fight with two losers, Nova got mad at the slot machine and started beating the crap out of it and Sieben got in here for indecent exposure...that's all I'm telling you.
Haruka: Oi... I'll get you out after I divorce my new wife...
Shingo: HEY!
Haruka: *gives the 'I'm not in a good mood glare'*
Ling: I'm just not going to ask...Well hurry up.
Haruka: Ok...

The three dragged Triage down the stairs and into the car along with all of their baggage. Haruka of course divorced Shingo immediately and bailed Sieben, Ling and Nova out of jail and headed back home. When asked how their trip was they gave no reply. They never spoke of the road trip,or to them now "The road trip from hell", to anyone. Eventually it was forgotten forever when school came.
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Ok this was stupid and very out of control. That my kiddies is why ChibiChibi-chan doesn't type stories at 1 in the morning. Well hope you got a laugh or two from this messed up story.

-ChibiChibi-chan