
This is a mirror of the Friend Bear comic strip. The official site is http://www.friendbear.com/, and all credit goes to that site on the origin of these strips. I'm merely mirroring them--I am not nor have I ever been an official part of the Friend Bear dynasty, though this mirror did get the host of the Friend Bear site's blessing.
--buntz ( buntz33@hotmail.com )
- FRIEND BEAR
- TURTLE FINDS TREASURE
- THE CLEVER HAT
- THE STATUE CAN HELP!
- HAIKUS ARE FUN
- TOO MANY HOWDYS
- FRIEND BEAR GOES TO THE FOLK SHOW
- A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT DISCO
- NEW FRIENDS, NEW NEWS!
- THE BUBBLE-GUM CONTEST
- FRIEND BEAR AND THE BROKEN TELEPHONE
- A SONG GONE WRONG?
- TIME FOR BED, FRIEND BEAR
- TURTLE ISSUES A CHALLENGE
- THE PAST IS REVEALED
- THE JUMPING GAME!
- A FLOWER FOR FRIEND BEAR
- WHY FRIEND BEAR WAS VERY LATE FOR A LONG TIME
- THE MYSTERIOUS VISITOR, AND BADMINTON!
- WE LOVE HEIDI, WE DO
- SHOUTING, BUT WHY?
- THE EIGHT WONDERS OF THE WORLD
- HOUDINI'S BOX
- ACT I SCENE I
- FOLLOWING THE ONE IN THE KILT
- FINGERS CROSSED FOR DULCIE!!
- AN EVENTFUL DAY
- ON THE ILL-NA-NA!
- THOSE CRAZY CARNIES
- A MONTH OF FRIEND BEAR!!!
- FROZEN...IN A CAVE
- GOOD-BYS
- AIR BEAR
- THE NEW BREED OF JUSTICE-ORIENTED CRIME-FIGHTERS!
- GUESS-THE-PRODUCT
- DIE NEUE KUNST
FRIEND BEAR
- THE DUKES OF HAZZARD ARE NOT ON TO-DAY
- KATURA NEEDS A HUG, AND SO DO HIPPIES.
- I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL!
- THERE IS A NEW HOLIDAY IN TOWN
- VIVA MEXICO!
- WHAT RUDY KNEW
- THE FASCINATING CLERICAL DEVICE!!
- KIDS! SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT! THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY! TRY IT NOW!
- FRIEND BEAR GOES TO THE LIBRARY
- THE AMAZING VACATION!!!!
- UNDER THE SEA, NO LESS
- IT, IS THE WILD WILD WEST!
- ECONOMICS=INSTANT FUN
- WHERE HAS THE GRAVITY GONE?
- THE LOBSTERS APPRECIATE THE EGG
- SISKEL AND EBERT, HA HA HA HA, NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THIS!
- THE COMMUNIST WATERPARK
- IT IS NATIONAL METAPHOR DAY!
- SPACEBOOTS ARE A GATEWAY ACCESSORY
- NOT THOSE CUDDLY VAR-MINTS??
- IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY ONE!
- IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY TWO!
- RUDY COMES BACK FROM VACATION(SUBTITLED: REJOICE! REJOICE!)
- IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY THREE!
- IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY FOUR!
- IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY FIVE!
- IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY SIX!
- IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY SEVEN!
- THERE IS A NUMBER DIVIDED BY ZERO HERE!
- NOT THE JACKSON (FIVE TO THE 0TH POWER)!!!!!!!
- THE PARTY-HAT WAND FORETELLS A PLOT
- YOU CAN-NOT EAT WHAT YOU CAN-NOT SEE
- THE COMMODORE WILL NOT CUT IT
- CURSE THOSE MINIATURE ELEPHANTS!!!
- TONIGHT'S STRIP BY JULIA BRENNON
- UP UP UP UP UP UP!
- THE GIGANTIC HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
- WHAT IF, PUKURAN?
- LOUISIANA PURCHASE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!
- CHLöE VS. BETSY ROSS
- FRANKIE SAYS - THE EPIC TALE
- WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF NO NEW STRIPS
- THE WAITING GAME
- THE RESULTS ARE IN!
- THE HAIKU PANEL OF REVIEWERS HAS MADE A DECISION
- GOODBYE, D.I.Y.
- IT, IS QUESTION-AND-ANSWER DAY
- ONE CAN MOST DEFINITELY RUSH TRUE ART
- CROSS-CONTINENTAL CROSSOVERS
- EVERYONE SHOULD JUST USE BASIC
- KATRINA AND THE WAVES
- THE FOR-EST IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO FRIEND BEARS
- SUPPOSED ALLIGATOR SEGREGATION
- IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN
- CO-CO-NUT, STEP DOWN NOW!
- Q: ARE WE NOT PRESIDENTS? A: WE ARE COUNTRIES
- HAPPY-HAPPY-BIRTHDAY
- "IT IS SALSA MUSIC!"
- HA-HA! ANOTHER BIRTHDAY
- GUESS-THE-PRODUCT II
- THE GLORIOUS THANKS-GIVING
- GOT-TO-CATCH-THEM-ALL
- THE ONE-HUNDREDTH EPISODE: DULCIE VISITS!
- LUNGFISH ARE "THE BOMB"
- THE TRIP TO GHOSTY-WORLD
- WHAT IS IN THE FUTURE???
- THE-POWER-WAS-OUT
- THE NOBEL-PRIZE FOR BEARS IS NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!
THIS STRIP IS ABOUT!
- LET US GO TO THE FARM
- IF YOU LISTEN TO THE CURE@!!!
- SICK-DAY
- A YEN TO BE WED
- PLEASE DO-NOT DISRESPECT POSTED SIGNAGE
- THERE IS CEREAL TO BE HAD
- ROCK-N-ROLL
- FLOWERS ON MY BACK
- PROFESSOR DOG-EAR KNOWS IT ALL
- MIS=PLACED WEAPONRY!?!!?
- TIME TO PURCHASE, NOW
- YOU KRAZY KRAFTWERK..!
- STEPHEN MALKMUS IS PROUD
- ALEX THE SEAL?! NO
- GHRAY-OF-THE-SCALE
- THE INVISIBLE FISH EPISODE
- NOT-THE-BON-JOVI
- IT IS THE CHRISTMAS
- THOSE CRRRRR-AZY BERRIES! (AND WHAT THEY WILL DO)
- BEHIND YOU!
- NOT REALLY ABOUT NUTRITION
- MORE ABOUT THE CAT PARADE (THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW)
- Y2K HAR HAR HAR!
- WHAT YOU WOULD ENDURE FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS
- RAPPIN' FOR OPEN KERNELS
- ANOTHER HOLIDAY???? AMAZING!!
- THE DO-NUTS WHO ARE SINGING !
- NATALIE-CORE
- BAYLEE-AND-US CANNOT SLEEP
- IT-IS THE TRUDY BIOGRAPHY (SOMEHOW!!)
- THE MISTY EYES OF SCOTLAND
- THERE IS A CARROT FARM (ACT ONE!)
- NOW THE HATS ARE UNSOLD (ACT TWO!)
- SKY-CANARY POETRY (ACT THREE!)
- UNDERGARMENT GENETICS (ACT FOUR!)
- THERE IS NO PATTING-OF-RABBITS (ACT FIVE!)
- WHAT IS THE TRUTH HERE (ACT SIX!)
- WHO-CAN-CATCH-THE-VELVET
- POETRY-WITH-SURPRISE
- LET US ALL FARM EQUALLY WITH INSTRUCTIONS
- WAITING ROOM
- SEVENTY-EIGHT IS GREATER THAN FORTY
- THE TRAVELLING LINCOLN
- CELE-BRATE THE EVERYTHING
- THE RETURN!
- COLECO PARK
- STANDARD FUDGESICLE!!!!!! (SIZES)
- TRUDY GETS MARRIED (PART A)
- TRUDY GETS MARRIED (PART 2)
- CHUCKLE-CAR VOODOO
- THE SILENT YEARS
- INTO-THE-TEETH WE GO!
- THE FAIRY IS KIND TO RUDY
- THAT TRICKSTER, BROMWELL
- WHO INVITES THE CLOWN-WIND?
- FLOWER-INFRINGEMENT
- WAITING FOR GODOT
- THE AIR-LEMONS ARE BILINGUAL
- THE DREAMS THAT COME
- NOW THERE IS SOCK SIMIAN
- NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD COUNTRYMEN TO PROMOTE THEIR MERCHANDISE
- WHO-HAS-GOT-THE-MUU-MUU
- THE POWER OF WATER GOES TO:
- PUKURAN DOES THE TRANSLATE
- WHAT IS GREEN-AND-ANGRY-AND-NOT-A-GOOD-FILM
- PROFESSOR DOG-EAR IS THE SURGEON GENERAL
- NICOLE MAKES HER DAY GOOD BY FORCE
- ESCAPE THE DISGUSTING-PUDDING!
- PENCIL ZAPISTA
- IT SLICES-AND-DICES
- THE CHRONICLES OF CELLULAR DIVISION
- HOW TO HAVE A GOOD PARTY[VOLUME 7]
- THERE-RETURN-IS!
- IT IS FRIEND BEAR VERSION SILVER!
- GIRL STAR MONARCHY
- TURTLE LIPINSKI
- CRUISING TIME
- THERE IS NO JULIA CHILD
- TO THE TUNE OF "ROLLERCOASTER OF LOVE!"
- PLAYING IN THE M.U.D.
- FOR THE MEXICANS IN THE HOUSE
- PONGx2 HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
- THE OVEN W;LL BE FIRED-UP
- GUESS-THE-PRODUCT III
- PREVIEW-SEASON-A-GO-GO
- THE POLITICAL DEBATE IS RAGINGF!!!!!!
- THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS AIR SABOTAGE
- THE REPLACEMENTS WHO-DO-NOT-SING
- VISION OF ESCAFLOWNE + NINJA GAIDEN + ACTUAL ART SKILLS
- TURTLE IN TRAINING
- THE MALL VAN IS ZAPPED
- TROUBLE IN THE BANK!!!!!!!!!
- THE PEN-PAL
- THERE IS TROUBLE BREWING
- FOR INSTRUCTIONAL USE ONLY
- HINT: IT-IS-KRANG
- POEM OF MAGNITUDE
- REBUS DAY, INTERRUPTED
- NOT THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
- BELVEDERE THE MOON
- NAMED-BY-VIKING-LAND EXPORT IS LOST!
- TURTLE: SCIENTIST
- MAXIMUM SLOTH OVERDRIVE
- LEGENDARY MACHINE PART ONE
- ELEPHANT SURVEY-TAKER
- THE COUNT OF THREE IS SUFFICIENT
- THIS TITLE HAS BEEN MISPLACED
- WE ARE 1337
- PLEASE SPELL "SUCCESS"
- WATERY HAIKUS
- FRETBOARD HIDING SECRET-BOOKSTYLE
- CHATROOM COMES ALIVE!
- DJ LADY GINGIVERE
- NEVER BECOME A DIRECTOR
OH DEAR!!!!!!! WEATHER PATTERNS
- YET ANOTHER TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE
- BLOWING BUBBLES AND BOWLING
- THE PURCHASING OF TIME
- FROZEN ROCK MONSTER APPARATUS
- CRASH TEST MUMMIES
- TO SAY NOTHING OF JAMES "HAIRSTYLE" MADISON"
- IN SPITE OF BREVITY THE MESS-AGE IS CLEAR
- LITERARY-HOODLUM
- A GRIM WARNING OF THINGS TO COME
- PLEASE NEVER LET US USE THIS JOKE AGAIN
- NOT "EKANSETIHW"
- WITH IMPORTANT VITAMINS AND MINERALS (TO BOOT)
- HOORAY FOR ESCAPISM
- HAIRSPRAY IS EXPENSIVE TODAY
- LOUISIANA PURCHASE AND THE YAKS
- PROFESSOR DOG-EAR HAS A PLAN
- SAINT NICK'S NEW TRICK
- PUNK DAY IS MORE THAN ONE DAY
- THE HELPFUL SUGGESTION
- CURRENCY-JUSTICE
- TO SAY NOTHING OF THE SOMBRERO
- TO SAY NOTHING OF THE...HEY NOW
- IT IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER
- WHO IS "THE-PARK-OWNER"
- CELEBRATE QUIET TIMES
- THE FLOWING LOCKS OF JUXTAPOSITION
- WINGED PERTINACIOUSNESS
- WALTZING TO VICTORY
- IT IS A DINOSAUR ACT
- SARTRE < FRIEND BEAR
- A SONG AGAINST BACTERIA
- BUT WHAT OF A PLOT?
- THE SNACKFOOD IS ONCE AGAIN PROPHETIC
- GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DENY-YOU-ACCESS-TO
- TURTLE AND THE ANTS
- A TASK IS AT HAND
- A JOURNEY IN TIME
- TITLE OF RECORD
- MEETING PEOPLE IS EASY
- THERE-WILL-BE-NO RESCUING TODAY
- THE TITLE HAS BEEN FOUND
- OF GOATS\' EGGS AND INVERSION
- C:\\BE MY VALENTINE
- DO-NOT TRUST CLAY-BASED CUBOIDS (THAT-ARE-BAKED)
- ATTACK OF THE RONALDS!
- A VALUABLE LESSON IN HERB-LORE
- AND THAT IS CALLED FORE-SHADOWING
- NINJA SURPRISE!!!!!
- FRIEND BEAR DOES THE GAME-PLAYING GAME
- THE ISLE OF GRATITUDE
- PROFESSOR DOG-EAR IS \
- CHEEKY IMP EMPLOYMENT DAY
- AUTOMATON EQUITY
- FISH IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
- HOOTS MON
- IDENTITY CRISIS
- LEPROSY IS BAD FOR THE SKIN
- FLASHBACK ACTION IS FUN FUN FUN
- ACCESS DENIED
- FRIEND BEAR THE HERO
- WHAT IF..!!
- THE DAY THE FOR-EST CHANGED FOREVER
- THE LEGENDARY MACHINE PART 2 (THE POINTLESS-JOURNEY!!)
- DISCO REVIVAL!
- INSTRUCTIONAL MAILROOM VIDEO (WITHOUT VIDEO)
- COWS BRING US SUCH JOY
- SEMAPHORE IS THE WAY FORWARD
- RUDY MAKES AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY!
- THE PARADE IS-NOT-WHAT IT SEEMS!
- CELEBRATION ANYWAY
- AND THERE IS LOVE TO BE
- IN-TO THE MAZE!!
- PROFESSOR DOG-EAR DOES IT AGAIN
- HAND ME THE CHEESE TOOLS
- THE DANGERS OF TIME TRAVEL
I'm stopping the Friend Bear mirror here at 296 strips. (It goes to 297 because the elusive 279th strip does not exist! #279 is the stuff of myth!) In the general area of strip #300, the host of the Friend Bear site, Steve Steffler, made a post to the Friend Bear message board asking for strip submissions. Though the general style stayed the same, points changed and the style of humor differed. (A low point in my mind is the Friend Bear ALL YOUR BASE strip.)
So my subjective mind is calling #297 the end of the Friend Bear dynasty. The rest of the strips may have their points, I'm not deeming them unreadable, but they are certainly not in keeping with the tradition of Friend Bear, whatever that may be. This is all very trivial and goofy and likely not to be read by anyone except random googlers--so be it.
Below are the two posts made by Steve in July 2003, and why I am ending the mirror here.
--buntz
Post #1:
Hi,
So, just so you know, I'm the guy who hosts Friend Bear - and over the years we've ran the website I've been known to draw the odd comic as well. Anyway, these days things have been very stale at Friendbear.com, and we need to find someone who can regularly create fo-rest magic by drawing strips for the site.
If you think you can re-create the Friend Bear style and bring Friend Bear to new heights of humour without tarnishing his shiny polished image of innocent adventure-going, and also you're capable of using MS Paint and have the Courier font installed on your system, maybe this is a job for you.
Email your take on Friend Bear strips to me, Steve, at generica@antisocial.com. I am looking for someone who is capable of taking over regular strip-making duties. Could this be you? I sure the heck hope so!
Post #2:
So I was writing an email to someone with a friend bear history in it, and i thought i would post it in here.
here it is:
1) friendbear was originally created by Stephen Swift from the town of
Holland, MA in the USA... aka swifty... http://dustgun.waferbaby.com/ is his
current project.
2) he showed me friendbear right when he started drawing the first few
strips, and i flipped and i totally fell in love. we decided that we could
both start drawing strips and maybe make a normal web page for them. by the
way, i'm Steve Steffler, and I live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
3) i set up a website with a domain name and a few things like
guestbook/webboard etc... basically everything exactly the way it still is.
both swifty and i started drawing strips all the time, primarily his ended
up online. and the site got popular through word-of-mouth, as tends to
happen.
4) swifty sort of disappeared and did things like go to college, meet girls,
start other projects, so for a long time i was the only person drawing
strips... so that's what i did, but i work very long hours and have for a
long time (since entering the "real world"). so i rarely got around to
putting up new strips.
5) two guys from scotland, Liam Harper and Lewis Hyatt got in touch with me and offered to make
friendbear strips. in fact they had created a bunch of them already for
everyone's enjoyment. i was very impressed because they are able to very
faithfully exhibit the style of friendbear swifty and i came up with, and so
for a long time they took turns drawing strips and i set up a way for them
to easily go onto the site and upload strips via a web interface which
updates all the pages, like the archive and the main frames, etc using PHP
and perl.
6) they stopped drawing last year for a long time, and it got very sporadic,
because, as usual, the real world interrupted their drawing time. there
have also been many months of downtime here and there for various reasons -
usually it's tough to find good hosting, so i have always hosted the site
myself, but sometimes i didn't have access to servers / etc. i just
recently moved and for two months the site was down then.. but i got it back
up last week, as you now know.
7) after i posted that call for submissions, one of the two scottish guys (Liam)
that draw got back to me this week, excited to draw again. so he has put a
few up. and i hope as time passes he can put more up.
so in essence, i act more as the site's curator and caretaker than anything
else - i don't draw new strips anymore and although i love friendbear, i
have limited time to put into it. you're very welcome to help out... if you
have strips you'd like to upload, please email them to me and i will put
them up post-haste!