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Tuxedo Kamen Name: Chiba Mamoru |
Chang Wufei Name: Chang Wufei |
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Tuxedo Kamen Name: Chiba Mamoru |
Chang Wufei Name: Chang Wufei |
Wing: Hi, everyone! Welcome to yet ANOTHER Special
Edition of the Tuxedo Death Match! How's everyone feeling today?
Heero: Like I really don't want to be here...
Wing: *bashes Heero's head with a Gauss Cannon*
Quiet, you! You said you wanted to see Wufag's ass get kicked!
Heero: Yes, but I was assuming you meant in a *real*
battle, not this Tuxedo DeathMatch crap you made me participate in last month...
Wing: Shut up...
Heero: Hmph... *gets out his gun and starts cleaning
it*
Guide: ... Why am *I* here again?
Wing: 'Cause...I needed another announcer, and
Relena didn't want to witness anymore flying guts and stuff.
Guide: Oh...so, is Wufag really going to die today?
Wing: One way or another, yes. It's time for the
fight to begin! We see Wufag standing at one end of the arena, and...where the
hell is Tuxedo Faggot!?
Heero: *looks up* I think he's hiding in the stands...making
out with Relena....RELENA!?! *runs out the door before Wing or Guide manage
to stop him*
Guide: I thought Relena didn't want to see this...
Wing: So did I...I guess she changed her mind.
*turns on external speakers* Calm down, Heero! No, Heero, don't--HANDS OFF
THE INCREDIBLY GAY SAILORMOON CHARACTER, YUY!
Heero: *releases his hold on Tux's throat* Damn...*whips
out his gun and points it at Relena* Omae o korosu...
Relena: Oh, Hee-chan! You really do care
about me!
Wing: I'm going to hurl...
Guide: When is the bloodbath going to start?
Wing: Soon, after Sailoruranus, Gohan, and Tenchi
drag Heero's ass back up here and throw Tux back into the battle arena. There
we go! Wufag, who seems to have gotten just a bit impatient with Tux, begins
by using some of that martial arts training on him and proceeds to kick his
ass.
Guide: Oh joy, Tux tries to counter Wufag's moves,
and manages to trip on that really stupid looking cape of his.
Heero: *walks in, looking like crap* That stupid Sailor Senshi, the guy with
messed up hair, and the other one with the Illumina Sword are dead after this
stupid match. What did I miss?
Guide: Wufag kicking Tux's ass and Tux tripping
on his cape.
Heero: Yaaaay...*gets out his laptop and tries
to hack into an OZ mainframe*
Wing: ... *thinks* Why the hell did I bring him
here!? *outloud* Let's see...ooooh! They're dueling!
Guide: Hmm....Wufag is using one of his really
*turns on external speakers for a minute* WEAK *turns them off* katanas, while
Tux is using that really stupid looking cane. Oops, Wufag broke it! Looks like
Tux is screwed.
Wing: No, now Tux gets out a bouquet of roses and
throws them at Wufag. Wufag...grabs them and starts smelling them? What in the
hell?
Guide: O_o Do we *really* want to know?
Wing: No...
Heero: *looks up again* Wufei likes roses because
he's in love with Treize...*goes back to work*
Guide: O_o I REALLY didn't want to know that....
It would look like Tux has run out of options....What the hell is he doing!?
Wing: What? *looks* Oh! He's going to try to use
his La Smoking Bomber attack, which is also very weak. Um...why the hell isn't
he trying to fire it? Why is TuxFag letting the other anorexic looking fag get
into his Gundam?
Guide: Perhaps he's trying to give Wufag a chance?
Wing: Beats the hell out of me. WHAT? NOW they're
just talking to each other.
Tux: Beware, Wufei....the rabbit of the moon shall
get her justice!
Wufag: What is this 'justice' you speak of? And
from who?
Tux: The one called Sailormoon...
Wufag: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A weak onna
[woman]!? I think not!
Wing: He really should lay off the crack...
Heero: It's LSD, Wing....
Wing: O_o Wufag has *a lot* of problems....
Guide: Tux is picked up by one of the Altron's
extending dragon head things and is set on fire! HEY WING! YOU LIED! YOU SAID
HE WOULD DIE, AND HE JUST WON THE DAMN MATCH! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!? I WANT MY
MONEY BACK!
Wing: Um...Guide, you got in for free, and...Heero,
care to explain?
Heero: I messed around with Wufag's Gundam the
other day....when he uses the Fire Breathing Dragon Heads, he also activates
his Gundam's self-detonator. *turns on external speakers* Have a nice afterlife,
Wufag! Mwahaha!
Wufei: *turns on external speakers* DAMN YOU, YUY!
KISAMAAAAAAAA! INJUST---*cutoff by his Gundam's explosion*
Wing: You were saying, Guide?
Guide: Did you HAVE to blow up the Gundam too?
Wing: It was the regular Altron, not the Custom
version...
Guide: Oh...ok...
Wing: And that's it for this TDM Special Edition!
Tune in next time when the miserable bastard Tuxedo Faggot goes up against someone
much stronger than him, and lose! Until then...
Wing, Guide, and Heero: Ja ne!
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