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Tuxedo Kamen Name: Chiba Mamoru |
Son Goku Name: Son Goku or Kakarott |
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Tuxedo Kamen Name: Chiba Mamoru |
Son Goku Name: Son Goku or Kakarott |
Mistress9: Konnichiwa, worthless humans! Welcome to today's Senshi Death Match, where the contenders aren't exactly Sailor Senshi…
Vegeta: Who the HELL are the Sailor Senshi?
Mistress9: The Sailor Senshi are annoying little girls in sailor-fukus (uniforms/suits) that run around destroying my good friends, like Neherenia, Metallia, Beryl, Death Phantom, my Master, and others. They're all airheads, especially that Messiah of Light…Sailormoon…
Vegeta: Ok, ok, ok…I get it, annoying little girls with big **** that zap monsters…
*yawn*, I want to see Kakarott's blood dripping from this window!
Mistress9: For our non-DBZ viewers, Kakarott is Son Goku, the main character of the popular shonen (male) anime series "Dragonball." He is stupider than Usagi/Sailormoon ever could be. Today, obviously, he'll be fighting Tuxedo Kamen-baka…
Vegeta: Who is this "Tuxedo Kamen-baka?" Is he a strong warrior?
Mistress9: Eh… no, he's the biggest loser that ever existed in the universe! He sucks! He makes that worthless Moonchild protect his planet, not to mention he has lost to every Senshi we have matched him up with on
Tux Death Match!! I mean, come on! Look at his pitiful record… 10-0! I know for sure Goku will win,
Vegeta-kun.
Vegeta: No, you stupid bitch! Kakarott must NOT win! He must die! He is a disgrace to the Saiyajin race! That Tuxedo Kamen-baka as you call him must win! He appears to be more of a TRUE Saiyajin than---
Mistress9: *zaps Vegeta with her power* Don't ever call me a 'bitch' in my own system again, you dirty little tree monkey, or else next time I'll kill YOU.
*cough* Anyways, the fight's begun! Eh… why are they just standing there, talking to each other?
Goku: Heh… this guy's power level is kind of low. I better be careful, he just might be a Saiyajin like Vegeta and Nappa…
TuxMask: God damnit! I'm not a fucking monkey! I'm human! H-U-M-A-N! For that, you die!
*Throws a rose towards Goku's head*
Vegeta: What the FUCK was that? And how the hell did Kakarott manage to dodge that attack Tuxedo Kamen-baka sent him? I don't see how the hell he could have totally avoided getting hit with that red dart thing…
Mistress9: Um… the only thing Tux did was throw a ROSE at Goku… and that must have pissed off Tux, seeing how he's getting several
ki blasts up the ass from Goku. Tux doesn't even try to dodge those… probably because he realizes he's a worthless maggot that can't help anyone…
Vegeta: God damn you! Block those ki blasts! What the… he's talking to Kakarott AGAIN?
TuxMask: Goku, you must find your true power within yourself… Obtain the power to become---
Mistress9: Shit! Leave it to Souichi-kun to FORGET to repair the battlefield audio equipment! Anyways, Tux finished his stupid little speech and threw his pitiful little cane at Goku-
Vegeta: Yes! Go Tux! Kick that low class soldier's ass! He doesn't even deserve to have Saiyajin blood running through his veins!
Mistress9: Baka, shut the hell up for once! Um…what's happening to Goku-san? He looks REALLY pissed off… OH MY GOD!! Something's happening to his body!!!!
Vegeta: Oh shit… no… NOT NOW, Kakarott! God damn you! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…
Mistress9: *hits Vegeta on the head with her Silence Glaive*
Vegeta-kun! Stop that annoying babbling and tell me what the hell is going on with Goku and his body…
Vegeta: You honestly don't watch much Dragonball, do you? Kakarott is about to transform into Super Saiyajin level 4! We're all fucked now… Mistress9-sama, please get the hell out of here ASAP!!!!
Mistress9: What the HELL is a "Super Saiyajin?"
Vegeta: Super Saiyajins are mythical warriors from my planet… they are the most powerful warriors in the entire galaxy… Kakarott is one of them. If he decides to use that damned Kamehame-ha attack on Tuxedo Kamen, it'll be like a nuclear missile just exploded in front of us the moment it hits Tux…. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit… Kakarott is starting to power up! We really need to get the hell out of here!!!!
Mistress9: 'Twould appear that our friend Tux has gotten just a little scared of Goku! Tux prepares to La Smoking Bomber Goku into the 'next dimension' while he's powering up. Goku finishes his transformation into SSJ level 4, and prepares to send Tuxedo a Kamehame-ha… both men launch their attacks at each other…. Oh shit…
Vegeta: Damn woman! That's what I've been trying to tell you for the past 15 minutes! That Kamehame-ha that Kakarott just sent to Tuxedo Kamen is going to set off a HUGE explosion once it hits that La Smoking Bomber!
Mistress9: Uh-oh… there goes the La Smoking Bomber and the Kamehame-ha… I think it's time to sign off, Death Match Fans! Tune in next week/month/year for another fun and exciting episode of Senshi Death Match!
Together: Ja ne! *Both Vegeta and Mistress9 make a mad dash for the door and sprint towards a Saiyajin pod…*
Meanwhile, Tuxedo Kamen's La Smoking Bomber and Goku's Kamehame-ha both collide with each other in the middle of the battleground. The explosion from the collision can be seen from outer space. Everyone can now rest assured knowing that both of those losers are dead…
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