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Tuxedo Kamen Name: Chiba Mamoru |
Vegeta Name: Vegeta, Prince of Vegeta-sei |
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Tuxedo Kamen Name: Chiba Mamoru |
Vegeta Name: Vegeta, Prince of Vegeta-sei |
Bulma: Konnichiwa, minna! Welcome to
another Tuxedo DeathMatch! Today's lucky contestants are the Prince of
Saiyajin, the Royal Pain in the Ass, the second strongest being in the
universe...
Zarbon: Not to mention, her 'mate...' *snicker*
Bulma: *hits Zarbon over the head with a purse* Vegeta! He'll be
fighting The Eternal Loser, Tuxedo Mask. You know, it just dawned on me,
Zarbon...this thing is an incredible waste of time...seeing how Veggie-chan can
easily defeat Tux-baka...
Vegeta: Woman! What the hell do YOU
know? I'm pissed at this human! He didn't defeat Kakarotto!
And I *clearly* remember telling you NOT to call me THAT in front of the blue
fag...
Bulma: Nani wa? You aren't supposed to
be able to hear me!
Vegeta: *smirking* I think you left the
external speakers to the stadium on, woman...
Bulma: *looks at the switch that says 'external speakers' and notices that
it's on...* Damn you, Vegeta! Just like, ignore me or something!
Vegeta: Woman, you know that's an impossible
thing to do, especially with that big, loud mouth of yours! *his snicker
becomes a grin*
Zarbon: Um, Bulma-san...why the hell are we the ones that have to do this
stupid narration thing? I thought the *Sailor Senshi* did this load of
crap...
Bulma: Well, you see...the Sailor Senshi, the villains, and everyone else
that has anything to do with Sailormoon decided that they wanted/needed a
vacation. Wing-san needed someone to narrate her Tuxedo DeathMatch for
this month, so...
Zarbon: Ok, ok...I get the point...we're the only losers she could find to
do this stupidity. So, when can I see Vegeta in action?
Bulma: The fight starts...NOW! Tux begins by throwing a rose at
Vegeta, who just zaps it to ashes with a Ki blast. Tuxedo decided to try
again, and AGAIN, the rose is turned to dust. You'd think he would have
learned the FIRST time, eh, Zarbon?
Zarbon: *completely ignoring Bulma* Wow...I never realized what a nice ass
Vegeta had...
Bulma: *Whips out a baseball bat* Stop looking at my husband's ass, you
disgusting, blue fag!
Vegeta: *shudders after hearing that* I
think I'm going to be sick...Besides, the only one allowed to look at my ass
is...well...the woman...
Bulma: I feel honored, Vegeta....
Vegeta: *smirking as he gives Tux more Ki
blasts in the ass* You should, woman...
Zarbon: Hmm...now that I think about it,
Tux-baka looks good in that tux... *gets blasted with a Moon Princess Halation*
Sailormoon: Stay the HELL away from my
Mamo-chan, you ugly monster thing, you!
Bulma: *sweatdrops* Um...Usagi-chan, aren't
you on vacation?
Moon: Heh...oh yeah! *Sailor
Teleports back to her hotel room in Hawaii, where a nude Goten waits for her in
bed :P*
Zarbon: It looks like Vegeta is fed up with
this crap. He powers up to Super Saiyajin level 3, and uses his Big Bang
Attack to blast Tux into the 'other dimension'.
Tux: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! USAKO!
Moon: *sneezes* Eh? Goten-chan,
did you say something?
Goten: No, Usako....*gets back to business*
Bulma: I guess that's it! Vegeta
won! Woo! *turns the external speakers back on*
Vegeta-sama! You look SO sexy!
Vegeta: *poses sexily and smirks* So,
woman...does that mean my banishment to the couch is over? *wink*
Bulma: *blushes* Eh....sure.... *flies
off with Vegeta...*
Zarbon: How...disgusting...anyways, fellow
Tux haters...tune in next week/month/year to for the next Tuxedo DeathMatch...which
will be hosted by SAILORMOON CHARACTERS! Ja ne!
