October 2000's Contenders...

The Eternal Loserboy

Tuxedo Kamen

Name: Chiba Mamoru
Dub Name: Darien
Age: 19
Birthday: August 3
Sign: Leo
Blood Type: B
Main Attack: A Rose
Special Powers: A cane; La Smoking Bomber

Van Fanel

Name: Van Fanel
Dub Name: Van(?)
Age: 15
Birthday: April 12
Sign: Aries
Blood Type: ?
Main Attack: Escaflowne
Special Powers: Angel Wings


Greetings, cursed ones. This is my second time hosting a TDM and, well, I guess I have to use a Wing Clone o_O. (well, wing can do a voiceover once she's in the mood) But anyway, today we see T.E.L facing Van Fanel, King of Fanelia. Gee, I wonder who's going to win? :P

Griever: Welcome to October's Tuxedo DeathMatch! Hosted by me, Griever! This month's contestants are Van Fanel and
of course, the Eternal Loser, Tuxedo Kamen-Baka.
Wing Clone: Well, after that last fight, I almost didnt make it out alive. I did recieve large amounts of damage, but nothing a clone like me can't handle!
Griever: . o (She survived? This must not happen again..)
Clone: So anyway, there Kamen goes with his multi-rose thing. Van isn't phased.
Griever:Well, looks like Van is digging in to kamen with that katana of his, OUCH! ooh that had to hurt.
Clone: OW! Right in the eye! He'll be seeing red for a while, if he sees at all that is!
Griever: . o (How corny! This one's defective, she's got to go!)
T.E.L.: Do not be sickly! For the rabbit pounds moshi on the moon!
Van: Neh? Nani wa....
Clone: The deadly Stupid-Vague-Advice thing! Oh my goodness!
Griever: OMAE O KOROSU! SHOCKWAVE PULSAR!!
*The clone is surrounded by a sphere of energy then lifted upward, never to be seen again...*
Wing: Did I miss anything?
Griever: No, Rei-sama, not much
Wing: Oh. *Goes back to playing GW: Endless Duel* Stupid Hee-chan and his stupid WingZero Gundam...
Griever: Well, looks like Kamen's pretty slashed up. Now Van's -- OOH that was NASTY!!
Wing: Ouch! Rose in the chest!
Griever:How did that hit him?
Wing:Well, looks like Tux is using his La Smoking...
Griever:WEAK ( to external speakers )
Wing:...Bomber. And it blows Van's clothes off.
*Pieces of Wing Clone land on the arena*
Griever:Tell the scientists to make better clones next time...
Wing: Did you...
Griever:Yes, I did.
Wing:..Anyway, well it looks like Van is flying away...
Griever:But wait! Here's Escaflowne! OUCH!!! that is gruesome.
Wing:Ah yes, the head stomp... eww, that is gross! I guess Tux-baka lost this round once again, ne?
*Wing Clone's head lands in Wing's outstreched hands...*
Wing: Ew.... *drops the head*
Heero: *appears in the area with his WingZero gundam* I challenge you and Escaflowne to a duel, Van!
Wing: *sweatdrops* Uh-oh....I think it's time to go now! Bai bai! *runs out the door with her Super Famicon in her hands*
Griever:Uh..... Ja ne....

The End... For now
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