Instead of letting these three amusing flames (and any subsequent ones after today) rot in the "Hall o' Idiocy", Shinigami, Griever, and I decided to make a separate little page with nothing but their messages, complete with our responses. Enjoy laughing at Danial, Linda, and Sasukechan's bullshit. Oh, and feel free to send them some love mail while you're at it.
**Update 11.25.00** - I want to make it clear to all the idiots out there that these three morons HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the Gundam Wing Sux page whatsoever. To prove it to you, Gundam_Go_Home just send me (WingZero) an e-mail about these fools:
Date: Sat, 25 Nov 2000 19:26:59 -0700
To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com
From: gundam_go_home@yaf.cjb.net
Subject: We have nothing to do with "Danial and Linda"I saw your latest feature. Let me make clear that Gundam Wing Sux has absolutely no affiliations with Danial, Linda, and whatever the third guy was called. We'd never even heard of them before this.
That's all I have to say. Thanks for your time. (I'd repeat my standard demand for an apology, but I'm too lazy to do that right now.)
Ignacio Lopez
So, all you idiots who keep e-mailing me claiming that you have something to do with Gundam Wing Sux and these three bastards can go to hell. Gundam Wing Sux never even HEARD of these three until know.
From: "Danial and Linda" (gundamboysuck@hotmail.com) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2000 00:24:18 GMT
What the hell is wrong with you?!
Some
people think I smoke crack and
that I'm mentally insane. What the hell
is YOUR problem?
You mean
beside the fact that I have to
read shit that you send out? Nothing at
all.
Washu is the bomb!!!!
I'm glad
you think Washu is "the bomb."
What the hell is the point of your e-mail?
Well
duh, but who the fuck are you to say
this?
Lowly POSs like you should not even
mention Washu's name. She is too good for
you.
She's a helluva lot better than Heero.
I don't think so...
I'm going
to take an objective point of view
here and say they are pretty much about equal.
Washu is a goddess, yes, but Heero has WingZero.
If Heero were to appear in Tenchi, then Washu
would totally 0wn him, and vice versa.
Washu doesn't go to bed
to with whomever she walks
by, unlike our good friend Heero who slept with Relena
AND various women.
I never
said that Washu slept around like some
cheap slut, and Heero isn't some sort of male
whore. Wait a minute, according to your little
"story," Heero's gay, so why the hell would
someone who slept with Trowa for fifty cents
sleep around with "Relena and various women?"
How many episodes of Gundam Wing have you seen?
The first half of the first episode?
Well,
in some episodes Washu does require some
*bodily fluids* from Tenchi. And when she is
portrayed as an adult in the TV series, she
does say she will go on a date it if is only
with Tenchi.
Washu is also SMART, beutiful and she NOT a slut!
Washu,
believe or not, has an IQ of 0. Want to
know why? Because she is an anime character,
and therefore, does not have any IQ whatsoever.
I suppose Washu is 'beutiful,' whatever that
means, and I'm glad you think she's not a slut.
I never stated that she was.
No, but who the fuck ever said she was?
She can kick Duo's ass you know!
Good
for Washu. It's nice to know you think she
has a chance against a 7.4 metric ton Gundam.
(That is the weight for DeathScythe Hell, in
case you were wondering.)
Ok, here's
where I'm going to tell you to kiss
my ass, because Duo is my favorite gundam pilot.
Here's a question for you, oh wise one, why in
the world would Washu want to harm Duo?
At least Washu is known
as the "Greatest Scientific Genius
in the universe",
Until
you e-mailed me, I was unaware of the fact
that such a title existed.
While Heero and Duo are
known as The ugliest sluts in the
universe!!!!
No, the
"Ugliest Slut In The Universe" title goes
to Chiba Mamoru/Tuxedo Kamen from Sailormoon.
It's
lovely how these prepubescent little 10 year
olds (who don't have any writing skills whatsoever)
can just take one title from Tenchi, and then go
and make up stupid ass terms for Duo and Heero.
I'm sure you've seen a total of ZERO Gundam Wing
episodes (gotta love that pun :P).
You and that stupid guy
who's at Duo's Garage said that
Washu touched Tenchi dick!
I and
the webmaster of Duo's Garage said WHAT? I
think you have your facts twisted around too much.
I said that I did not LIKE Washu as much as I liked
some of the other Gundam Wing characters, but she's
still higher up on my list than Wufei and Tuxedo
Kamen. Ignorant dumbass Tenchi dubbie.
Who said that?
She didnt!!!!!!!
And for
some reason I should believe you
because...?
It was Quatre since he's gay he butt fucked him.
1) Quatre
didn't "butt fuck" anyone, and 2) Who
is this "he" that Quatre supposedly "butt fucked?"
This
would lead one to believe Tenchi is gay. So
here's a tip for you: go find a broomstick AND
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. Tenchi isn't gay.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! By the way,
I've seen your review of my page
and I really don't care.
It's
nice to know that you don't care. The only
reason it exists is to warn other people of the
crap you used to have on your page. Do you even
REALIZE that Geocities killed your account about
two months ago? Probably not. If you have no idea
about what the hell he's ranting about, go here.
Just as long as you don't insult Little Washu!
*WingZero
gets out Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo, who
takes a deep breath...WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....
Have you ever meet my friend Little Washu? She's the
biggest slut in the whole wide world! She's a stupid
slut, a cheapass slut, she's a slut around everyone
she sees! I would NEVER insult "Little Washu."
Nobody insulted the 20,000 year old Goddess.
-Danial
...What
kind of fucked up version of "Daniel" is that?
Someone needs to tell his parents to rename him...
Part Two....Four days later....
From: "Danial and Linda" (gundamboysuck@hotmail.com) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Subject: Re: Little Washu rules, assmuncher. It never ceases to amaze me how these 11 year
old kids can spell the "big" words right, but can't spell something as easy as "beautiful" correctly. Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 01:32:28 -0000 I could not stop laughing! Of course you couldn't, you have a simple mind and therefore, you are easily amused. I stated in my story that Heero had slept with ALL the girls in the town, but they got tired of him, therefore he decided that HE should sleep with Trowa for "0.05" cents, moron. Oh, so NOW you change the story, eh? Make up your god damn mind. Yes, I *do* know my page was gone because of the GW boys lovers. So you AREN'T completely oblivious to the world that surrounds you, DAMN. And I don't hate Gundam Wing. I hate the GW BOYS. Especially that prick Duo. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Gundam Wing kind of...REVOLVES around those that you hate so much. I'm glad you hate Duo, unfortunately, I don't give a shit. Quatre plays a butt fuck game with his servants and Trowa, did you know that? Maybe in some twisted yaoi story he does. Might I suggest you actually do some research on Gundam Wing and get your facts straight? Sasukechan told me! I'm quite sure your friend Sasukechan knows EVERYTHING there is to know about Shinkidousenki Gundam Wing too, right? I suggest that he also does some research about the Gundam Wing guys as well. He said that Duo plays a fuck a chick game, too. Yes, he sure does. Remember, boys and girls, Sasukechan is the GOD of Gundam Wing. He's the one who encouraged me to flame that bubble brain at Duo's Garage, make an Anti GW boys site and now I'm making an Anti Duo site, just to piss you off and mister I love Duo and hate Little Washu (Duo's Garage person). Ah, so he's the ball-less bastard that encouraged you to create that WONDERFUL anti-GW boys page. Please, go ahead and make an Anti-Duo site, I personally don't give a shit. Duo ISN'T my favorite character, but I know PLENTY of Duo fans that will be ready to rip your testicles off for even THINKING about making an Anti-Duo site, especially since many of them know you're the one that did "The Gundam Wing Boys Hate Homepage" or whatever the hell it was called. By the way, I read the Gundam Sux page and they're a helluva a lot funnier than your page to Wufag! Again, more proof that simple minds are easily amused. -Danial
Date: Fri, 24 Nov 2000 18:29:50 -0500 (EST) From: Anon (sasukechan@asia.com) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com HEY HI. I BET YOU THINK YOU ARE SO DAMN COOL BECAUSE
YOU SAID "HEY" IN ALL CAPS, DON'T YOU? I've read your disgusting Anti Wufei page and was highly disgusted by it. Oh, damn, I offended the All-Knowing Sasukechan. May God strike me dead. You insulted my friends, Danial, Linda, and the gang at Gundam Sux. Is that all I've done? DAMN ME, I knew I should have done more! What have they ever done to you? Other than insult your precious tramps (Duo & Heero). Let's see... they cluttered Tripod and Geocities with their piece of SHIT anti-pages, they make up bullshit about the Gundam Wing characters, and they have no lives. That's all. You people are amusing at best! I'm glad you think so. Most people who visit my page do find me amusing. Your ignorance is paralleled only by Republicans and AOL users. I think you have me confused with yourself, don't you? Anyway, onto your page(which I prefer to call a shit hole), Why do you hate Wufei? I guess you can't read above the first grade level. I bet your mommy is writing this lovely little letter for you, isn't she? Go HERE to read WHY I hate Wufei, dork. Let me guess, you got drunk one night, shot your mom and blamed it on Wufei. That's exactly right. How did you guess? Am I right? Of course I am. You are completely oblivious to sarcasm, aren't you? So what if calls women 'weak onnas'? "So what if calls women 'weak onnas'?" WONDERFUL SENTENCE STRUCTURE! I bet you wrote THAT sentence all by yourself, didn't you!?
At least he's not a pansy like Quatre Raberba Faggot. Who the hell is "Quatre Raberba Faggot?" I've never heard of that person in my life. Don't tell me you deny Quatre's gay.. YES he is! He flirts with Trowa and is fucking in love with him. In fact he sticks his Dick up Jessie's ass, too. (In case your wondering who Jessie is, he's a rip off of Quatre on Final Fantasy 7) Let me break this to you gently, Sasukechan... NONE OF THE GUNDAM PILOTS ARE OFFICIALLY gay in the series! You have obviously been reading WAY too many GW yaoi fics in your spare time, instead of actually BOTHERING to learn SOMETHING about the fucking series. E-mail me back with some INTELLIGENT remarks about Quatre after you learn something about the god damn show. As for your comments about Washu, she's not a slut, doesn't have an I.Q. of 0(like you do), and she can kick Duo's Smutty ass. Oh, of COURSE I wouldn't think someone who wanted some bodily fluids *cough* semen *cough* from Tenchi as a slut. As I said before to your good friends Danial and Linda, ALL ANIME CHARACTERS HAVE AN IQ OF 0! ALL OF THEM! That includes "the great genius" Washuu, simply because NONE of these anime characters are REAL! They do not exist, they are merely INK AND PAINT ON PLASTIC FILM! As for her kicking Duo's ass, it would depend on which world they are in, as Shinigami has ALSO explained to your retarded 11 year old friends. If you dare to send me a response, you'll have my wrath descend upon you. This is my response, and obviously you received my e-mail if you're reading this. Have a nice day. ~Sasukechan~
Date: Sat, 25 Nov 2000 11:15:56 -0500 (EST) From: Anon (sasukechan@asia.com) To: Hotaru Yuy or WingZero (wingzeroelite@yahoo.com) Subject: Re: Oh, but I do find it funny! Your little joke far from beyond me! Your attempt at sarcasm is, at best, a shitty one. ... You seem to have gotten the idea that I don't know what your game is. I'd love to know what the hell you're talking about, asshole. Game? What game? There's a game? Who's playing a game? Where? When? I WANNA PLAY! You like to try and make people angry at you because that is the only thing you are good at. Actually, no. I'm one of the best in the WORLD in Descent, I'm pretty damn good at HTML, I'm a damn good writer, I'm plenty of shit you could NEVER be. I enjoy seeing people get pissed off over something so petty as an anti-page to an anime character. That's what I love about seeing idiots like you get pissed off. Well, just for the record, I am not angry at you. I never was. Of course you aren't. That's why you sent me such a lovely letter about your position on Gundam Wing and Washuu. Then again I don't have to be angry at somone to hate them. Who is "somone"? And of course you don't have to be pissed off at someone to hate them. Wufei doesn't piss me off most of the time, I just hate him for the fact he's a fucking idiot. And hating you was not somthing you had to try to accomplish. Of course not. It's easier to hate than it is to love. You are an ignorant fool and deserves to be hated. I'm glad you think so. Fortunately, your opinion of me means precisely DICK. Let me put that into terms an idiot such as yourself can understand: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME. You will most likely stay that way for the rest of your life. I know that being so is not your fault, mental instability is somthing you were probably born with. But don't make everyone else put up with your bullshit. One day it will bring you much pain, perhaps not physical pain, but emotional. Who are we to judge? Wing was born with a short temper, so what? So was I, and I sure have lots of friends! And when that happens, no one will be there to help you or comfort you. You will be alone, as you are now and always will be. Heh, what a damn shame. A worthless shell of a person like you cannot hope to find companionship. Look everyone, it's Psudo Sigmund Freud. By the way, you do a rather shitty job of being a psychologist. I have plenty of friends that, for some strange reason, LOVE my cynical attitude. As for not having "companionship," what the hell are you talking about? Like I said, I have lots of friends, and if you're referring to a boyfriend or whatever, I personally don't care about "that kind of companionship." I have bigger problems in my life that don't revolve around romance and shit. Perhaps only in death will you find relief of the misery that is your life. Erm, again, Who are we to judge? Don't just read this and dismiss it outright, although it won't really matter. You will see that it is true soon enough. Mister Psudo-Freud again at work, talking out of his ass as usual. You sicken me. You sicken me as well. As for Danial, I'm sorry you can't stand the fact that he has an opinion and can think independently, I also pity you too. Of course he can think independently. This coming from the person who told Danial to make an Anti-Gundam Wing boys page. Aren't be being a bit of a hypocrite? Idiot. Please take pity on us then and LEAVE US ALONE!! PLEASE??? I'm good at all kinds of shit, but I don't think your worthy enough to know what they are. b0\/\/ d0\/\/|\| b17c|-|
Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 12:02:10 -0500 From: Anon (sasukechan@asia.com) To: Hotaru Yuy or WingZero (wingzeroelite@yahoo.com) Subject: RE: Baka Oh my, he used the word BAKA in his subject. Like I don't know what that means. HAHA! You fools are just too much! Why, thank you. I really don't care about Gundam Sux nor Danial. Of course you don't care, now that Gundam Sux and I have shown the world that you have nothing to do with each other. I just did it too what kind of idiots I could exploit in this world. It isn't too hard, just look at what you and your friends are doing. Well, as you can see I have found them. Obviously, you have. All you had to do was find Danial and Linda, then look at yourself in the mirror. You people can't even spell nor speak properly. This coming from an individual who constructs a sentence such as "So what if calls women 'weak onnas'" and spells things like "somone" and "somwhere." I think those are supposed to be "someone" and "somewhere", but I might be wrong. I don't speak Moronese. I believe that sentence should read "You people can't spell OR speak properly," you idiot. All you do is swear, and get people angry with you, because that really is the thing you are only good at doing. I would tell you to read my reply to this crap that you said in your last letter, but why should I? You obviously know *so much* about my personal accomplishments just from what you've seen on my flames page. Notice how this reply to your garbage contains NO swearing. And if you're getting angry over this stupid thing, then it's your own fault for being so easy to irk. Most people just take this kind of thing like a grain of salt and move on with their lives. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said about you. I would stop now. But it's just too damn funny!! "Simple minds are easily amused by stupidity." You're the perfect example of that. ~Sasukechan~ P.S. I love your three stooges' grandchildren page. Keep it up! See above.
Now they're begging for mercy. PFFT.
From: "Danial and Linda" (gundamboysuck@hotmail.com) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Subject: Re: Gundam Wing Sux has nothing to do with you. Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 17:13:38 -0000 Are you quite finished? I was finished with this BS a *long* time ago, but you and your friend Sasukechan didn't want to drop it. Well, I have explained this to the Duo's Garage webmaster (he kept repeating to leave you alone, so his wish is granted) You did? How sweet of you. I can really tell you're granting his wish of leaving me alone, seeing how you bothered to send me yet another ranting e-mail. but this should be the last time I have to say it. I am no longer interested in verbally abusive emails. He's not interesting in RECEIVING verbally abusive e-mails, but he's perfectly content with sending me letters loaded with graphic descriptions of Quatre "playing a butt fuck game with his servants and Trowa," as well as calling me "an assmuncher" for making up rather snappy comebacks to their load of BS. Hypocrite. It's time to grow up and realize that it wasn't as amusing as it used to be. I never said this was amusing, and I think you should take your own advice. I could seriously care less what your opinions are about me or any of my friends or my former page. Of course you don't care, that's why you INSIST upon harassing me, right? I don't want to hear it. Then don't e-mail me, and don't come back to my page. Thank you, and have a nice day! But if you want to keep griping about it, why not tell your partner Deathscythe Hell your stories of winning the battle against a terrible foe? He seems to be receptive to whatever you tell him anyway. Idiot child, DSH is no longer a part of "Wufei Sucks!", because unlike you, he has a life. As for him being "receptive to whatever I tell him", I highly doubt that. Unlike you who believes everything Sasukechan says about the Gundam pilots to be true, DSH is capable of thinking for himself and formulating his own opinions. In his last e-mail to me, he stated his opinion about you three fools: "They are fucking idiots." There was no battle, nothing was won, and too much time was lost in this so called "battle". Who the hell said it was a battle? I just like posting your idiocy for the world to read. Just let it go. Take your own advice. And for Sasuechan, he's not going to stop until YOU just let it go, too. Ah, the Three Musketeers always stick together, through thick and thin, ne? I'm VERY willing to drop this crap. All three of you can start by GROWING UP AND LEAVING ME ALONE. Have a sunshine day! -Danial Note: I don't think Danial wrote this letter by himself. It's TOO grammatically correct, and this guy spelled most of the "hard" words perfectly.
Two more stupid e-mails for your reading pleasure. Does anyone agree with me that Sasukechan's e-mails are starting to get rather harassing and abusive?
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 11:30:34 -0500 (EST) From: Anon (sasukechan@asia.com) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Subject: RE: Go to hell you bitch You are very sick. This coming from a person who sends me a second e-mail three hours later with the subject "I raped General Blair." I can't believe that you still have that page up and promoting Danial's address, even though he delted it last night. I can believe that you are a 32 year old loser who has nothing better to do with his life other than harass a kid about stupid shit such as my dislike of Washuu. Danial "delted his address?" Good. It's nice knowing that he's finally seen the light and chosen not to receive more flames that say "YOU PRICK DIE!" Oh well. I don't see what Linda has to do with this either. She didn't send you one letter. *shrug* I don't care. And I never said Linda had anything to do with this. It was Danial and I you, lesbian. Why, thank you for clarifying that. I believe that sentence should read "It was Danial and I, you lesbian." By the way, you know nothing about my sexual orientation, so shut up and leave me alone. For your information and everyone else's, I'm not a lesbian. Are you gay? Probably, you sure do like to stick up for your "friend" *cough**cough* Danial. Oh and I want to fuck Duo. You just answered my question. HAHAHA! I forgot to laugh, because that last statement was so hilarious. ~Sasukechan
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 14:11:14 -0500 (EST) From: Anon (sasukechan@asia.com) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Subject: RE: I raped General Blair What do you find funny about what I'm saying? Everything, child, everything. (Hair turns gold and blasts a kamemaha wave that consumes Wing Zero and kills her). "Hair turns gold..." I believe the proper term for that is *Goes SSJ*. "...blasts a kamemaha wave..." Now, I'm not too well-versed in Dragonball, but I've never heard the attack name "kamemaha wave" in either the Japanese original or the crappy Funimation dub in my life. If you're referring to K-A-M-E-H-A-M-E-H-A, then drop the damn "wave" after the attack name, and stop watching that worthless FUNimation Dub. God. So tell me what you look like. Are you hot or ugly? Is it really any of your damn business? Nope. But, if you really want to know...I'm the carbon copy of Tomoe Hotaru. *grin* If you have no idea who the hell that is, then you're a total idiot. Not to mention, a pedophile. What happened to Death Scythe Hell? He has a life, unlike you. And why the hell do you care? Was he raped by the owner of Duo's Garage? Yes. He was raped at same time the owner of Duo's Garage raped you. *end sarcasm* Idiot. ~Sasukechan