By: WingZero
Last Updated: July 31, 2003.
What be up, peenies? It's your girl WingZero here, bringin' you a very fine, much needed anti-page review. That's right, children, I've come back from the dead (along with Usilion) to bring thee a review of The Anti-Mercury Website, which you may visit at http://pages.ivillage.com/princesspeach101/anti-mercury/.
Pros:
Cons:
1) Main Page
Upon loading this page (as I hoped to see some originality), what is the first thing I am greeted to? A really SHITTY midi of a song from Kingdom Hearts, according to my good friend Usi. Now, this pisses me off on many levels simply due to the fact I was getting into listening to one of the best A Perfect Circle songs ever, "Judith." You know, the "Fuck your God!" song. Anyway... that completely overpowered my mp3 of the song. Now, add on to the fact this page had one of those really annoying JavaScript controlled mouse trail things which normally make my IE implode on itself. Unfortunately for me, I wasn't nearly as lucky.
If only I could say that was as bad as the JavaScripts get--she's got one on there that makes you think that you have contracted a virus on your computer. Not only that, she has really shittily coded JavaScript alerts which don't work, thank God, telling you how to get rid of the virus (you have to e-mail the bitch). I've managed to copy some of the code used on her site, which you can find right here. She claims to have been the author of that code, yet gives a link that clearly shows she snagged it from elsewhere. So, apparently... she can code JavaScript, but is completely unable to use her own content for an anti-page? Excuse me while I laugh my ass off at the sheer stupidity of it all.
Oh, did I mention that if you compare Princess Peach's site to the original Anti-Merc page, you see that she didn't bother to change a lot of the wording? Apparently, she either has created the long-dead Everchanging Sailormoon Gateway and the very active Sailor Senshi Page. I don't think so, darling. Also, while she changed some of the links to read "Princess Peach" and "Neko", she leaves in another page about Janelle (Miaka) and Jackie (Michiru), an obvious sign that she snagged the shit from mercurysux.tripod.com.
Perhaps the most amusing thing about the entire front page of this site is Princess Peach's claim that she has owned this site since 1995. If that isn't the biggest sign this page is a ripoff, then God help you and your lack of reasoning skills.
2) Peach's Reasons for Hating Mercury
UGH, again with the goddamn background MIDI! For the love of GOD, GET RID OF IT! Now it's interrupting me listening to "Wakatte Itahazu", the ending to Fushigi Yuugi. It's annoying having to SCRAMBLE to hit the "stop" button in IE to keep from hearing that shit! -.-;
Not much to really say about this, other than it's word for word what Janelle/Miaka said about her reasons for hating Mercury on the original. Jesus Christ, you would expect at least THIS PART to be fucking original! This is lamer than SHIT.
3) Why Neko Hates Mercury
Again, same thing as above, except this time it's a ripoff of Jackie/Michiru's reasons for hating Mercury. The sad thing about this rip is Jackie wrote these roughly eight years ago. I mean, what the FUCK is up with stealing SOMEONE ELSE'S REASONS FOR HATING THE SAME CHARACTER THAT YOU SUPPOSEDLY ABHOR SO MUCH!? UGH. And to make it just as bad, at the end, she didn't even bother to change "Neko's" page to say "Still need proof? Check out Princess Peach's list." She left it as "Still need proof? Check out Saturn's list." For those of you who don't know, Saturn was an old nick that Janelle/Miaka used to go under until she watched Fushigi Yuugi. :| AND GODDAMN THAT SHITTY BACKGROUND MIDI! ;.;
Well, I do have to mention that she DID change the FONT size to something ridiculously big, in order to make it look original. PATHETIC.
4) "The Oh-So-Terrbile, Miaka and Michiru" -- err, Peach and Neko!?
My God, you'd think someone who is blatantly ripping off someone else's page would at least get the spelling of the word TERRIBLE right! Dear God, What the hell is wrong with the public school system today? Well, I know what's wrong with it, but I feel that is a topic best left to my blog.
Well, in the paragraph about "Miaka", she's changed where it said "Janelle" around to "Magenta". Wait a minute, I thought this page was made by Princess Peach101 and Neko!? MOMMY, HELP! I AM SO CONFUSED! Oh, it's okay, baby... that's just a blatantly obvious fact that these douche bags ripped off the Anti-Mercury Page. Oh, okay!
I doubt I really need to add on much more? :P
5) The Flamer FAQ
Blatant copy of the one found on the original site. I don't need to add onto this one. However, it has the same ANNOYING BACKGROUND MIDI and mouse trailing things that are stupid. Lameass.
6) Flames
She stole the flames from the Anti-Merc page, just like everything else. She even claims that miaka@bishounen.org is her REAL e-mail! How's that for humor?
Come on now, Princess Peach and Neko! I'm sure you'll get lots of your OWN flames simply because you've blatantly ripped off Janelle and Jackie's page! There's no need to resort to stealing someone else's FLAMES to make yourself look good!
I digress. Some people are only able to comprehend so much. Princess Peach and Neko can't comprehend a goddamned thing.
7) Interactive!!!
Quite possibly the only original part of the site. All it has is a guestbook, message board, and a link to a chatroom. Not much more for me to really say about it. :|
And now, I bring all of you to my main beef with this site...
8) DEATHMATCHES
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. This douche bag stole Janelle and Jackie's (mainly Janelle, though) HILARIOUS Senshi DeathMatches! And the best part is that they tried to modify them to make them look SOMEWHAT like something that THEY did by adding in bullshit references to South Park and other retarded things that Janelle and Jackie NEVER mentioned in their original matches. Also, it seems this "Magenta"/Miaka/Princess Peach is the one claiming that she wrote ALL of the deathmatches. Haha. If you really need more proof, do your own comparisons. I'm too upset to write something coherent about this section.
Conclusion
This page is SHIT. That's right -- total, utter BULLSHIT. I cannot believe someone could have the fucking audacity to blatantly copy an ENTIRE site that's been up on the web for nearly ten years. What kind of shit is that? Have you absolutely no originality for yourself that you need to steal an entire site to empower yourself? Give me a fucking break, you retarded 10-year-old piece of shit. Anyone can see that you stole this site and have made your own halfassed attempt at trying to make it "original", for lack of a better word. There isn't a fucking rating low enough to give you, but know that you are by far the WORST anti-page I have ever had the displeasure of not only reviewing, but reading at the same time. For the love of God, Someone please flame her ass and make her take this piece of shit down.
Now, that's all I have for you, the fans of Wufei Sucks! Please don't expect me to come back out of hiatus to write something like this very often. I just felt compelled to do this because this page pissed me off so much. You may now return to your previously scheduled... whatever the hell makes you happy. Mmhmm.