This review is in the order by which I navigated the site. Everyone who visits is started off with a nice little (literally) warning. Don't you just love it when everything is font size 2, and in gray text with a black background?
Let me begin by saying that if you really wanted to warn someone
about your site that you would make sure anyone could read it comfortably,
which means not having to increase the font size in Internet Explorer to largest
in order to see it. Next, how 'bout some capitalization, and maybe, just maybe,
if it's not too much to ask, could this person possibly look up the word sentence
in the dictionary. I'm not too sure, but I was always taught that a sentence
was supposed to express a complete thought. (Ohh, I haven't even gotten to
the good stuff yet.)
You know, before I continue I would just like to say that it seems every
single dipshit I have ever encountered seemed to have used simming (::shudders::)
techniques in their writing. One word: Lame.
if you are ::shudders:: a relena supporter, you are welcome to visit, just not to make comments
-I'm a Relena Supporter. I am making comments. Deal with it.
How many of you can spell out there? Oh, I notice that I don't see this page's author among those so fortunate.
WAYS TO KILL RELENA: The first link that I decided to visit. Not only because it sounded rude and insulting, but because the site in question is so poorly designed that I had to pick a link at random. As I have come to discover, this section is merely a list of ways to "kill" Relena. HERE YE HERE YE, my elite psychological analysis skills have led me to believe that the author of the page in question is absolutely homocidal. Here's one of the quotes that makes me think so:
"• peel tiny sections of her skin off with a razor until she bleeds to death."
To begin with that statement is not funny, contrary to sick minded populace.
ESSAYS: Just a short note here, because I started to read the first essay by "SandRock" and the grammar and sentence structure was so awful that I had to stop. I could feel the brain cells dying while trying to read this.
Things to Point and Laugh At: Another list. Seems like that is all this site is.........list, list, list.
fan stuff: ONE thing under fandom titled "37 and 1/2 ways to kill Relena". I clicked the link and lo' and behold! It's a story........and the first paragraph has an interesing sentence I would like everyone to see "Duo had finished his list of all the ways he wanted to kill Relena for annoying his precious Heero." --> Now I think that YAOI, is AWFUL and DISGUSTING, DEMORALIZING, SINFUL, and all of the above. One good thing though is that it seems this person has some idea of grammar. In the next 'section' the fic is cut by a "kawii" (whatever the hell that is, I think it's supposed to be "kawaii") Chibi Chang Wufei. Appearing as a "director", very lame, although some sentence structure the actual content is awful. I won't spoil it for you in case you actually want to read this POS, but I wouldn't recommend it.
P.S. - The 37 and 1/2 ways to kill Relena........worse than the ones in the "WAYS TO KILL RELENA" section...
Relena and Heero: Denying that Heero and Relena have any feelings for each other, and that any yaoi exists in the series all within the first badly worded, most bastardized form of english I've ever seen, I refused to read more.
t.o.p.p.s: Meaning "The Organization of Pink and Purple Socialists (Stalkers)". In this section a fake "talk/chat/duet speech" is given by Relena and Hilde. I don't understand why Relena-haters would like to imitate her SO much and then make this pink and purple shit page. AND, I JUST FOUND OUT THEY CAN'T COUNT! Just lookey here :
hilde: my job is to recrute peopleinto our club! we already have FOUR members not including ourselves! isn't that incredible!
out of mockery= Sandrock, Luna, Sasami out of love= no one has been that stupid, yet
Excuse me if I'm wrong, and someone please email me and tell me so, but FOUR members, NOT including themselves. I see three, even if this stupid club is just a mockery, then the least they could do is learn to count past 3..
The Election: Who Would Make the better king/queen of the world? is the question we face in this DRAMATIC election! Now I voted for Relena, just because I don't like these idiots, and the winning candidate is Quatre....maybe the Anti-Door people should speak to them. Not much here(what a surprise...).
Upon entering this next section I just realized that most, if not all, of this idiot's webpage is centered straight down the damned middle of the page in one column.
Hate Mail: I guess this could be comparable (although nowhere near the competency) to our very own Hall O' Idiocy. Not much here, it seems that even some Relena supporters can't spell either.
Gallery: Just pictures of Relena......I don't even understand why this is so "anti".
Links: Just one link......from one of the author's of two of the essays....luna. And of course the obligatory link asking to be linked to. NO one wants to link to him, that includes us!
Conclusion: On a scale of 1-100, I give this site a 2. They shouldn't be crowding webspace with worthless garbage such as this.