Anti-"Floor-sama"- January 2001

Anti-Floor AKA Ranting "Hairy" Potter Fangirls!

**These are my updates to the review.

After a two month break, I've decided to continue doing Anti-page reviews, since this and the "Hall o' Idiocy" are the two most popular sections of this site. I've chosen this week's lucky candidate for this update...the Anti-Floor-sama page!

Pros:

98% of the links on their page work! Holy Christ, what a miracle!
A semi-decent layout! Wait, there's a con to this one as well.
Stretching, stretching, stretching...they posted Shinigami's flame in their fireplace?

Now, the Cons:

Holy Christ, this is a first! A page that ISN'T compatible with Netscape 4.0+! It's only good on Netscape 3.0 or lower, or in Internet Explorer! My God, I never thought it was possible until now! **This problem has now been rectified since the last review.
They seem to love Wufei, but they have no idea HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME CORRECTLY!
They based their names for Gundam Wing characters off of the Anti-Door page's "ingenious" name for Treize, Door. What a role model!
The reasons for hating Trowa have to be the most retarded ones I've ever seen in my life! They beat out the Anti-Quatre Realm for the "Most Stupid Reasons to Hate a Particular Character" award!
Broken link to the "Floor War Zone".
The "Lovemail" section has a really annoying problem with the "layers" going on with it. The text on that page is rather difficult to read. **This problem has now been rectified since the last review, but now they have wonderful little death threats from their "fans" to me in this section. That's grounds right there to request that Geocities kill their account.
Really, really stupid doujinshi pictures of Trowa in a Japanese schoolgirls' uniform and in drag. They must be obsessed with pictures of guys crossdressing!
Why the hell are they referring to someone they HATE with a VERY respectful honorific?
I don't even think these little girls have any idea what Gundam Wing is even ABOUT! **What's even better is they found someone who does something similar to what Fusion does! Yet, they claim not to rip us off. HAH.

Ye Good Olde Anti-Trowa page is located at http://www.geocities.com/trowa_sux/. I bet these losers got their idea for a Geocities member name from their neighbor, the Anti-Quatre Realm! Now, to the actual review, every one of us!

1) Main Page

The layout is very simple and basic, which isn't that bad. Hell, it was better than the Wufei Sucks! version 1.0 layout was! However, if you're a big Netscape nut, you won't be able to see the page, thanks to this little bit of code:

<td colspan=30 rowspan=1 width=240><a href="links.html">Links</a></td <---missing ">" to close the tag. :P

If you want to get your "message" across, it helps to design a cross-browser page. Other than that, no real problems with this section of the page. **And might I add, I LOVE THE QUOTE FROM THIS REVIEW THAT THEY HAVE ON THE MAIN PAGE! It's one of the best looking things on the ENTIRE SITE!

2) Why they refer to Trowa as "Floor-sama"

This page explains how these "amazing, wonderful people" came up with the name of "Floor-sama" for Trowa. Long story short, one of the creators/webmasters visited the infamous Anti-Door page (http://antidoor.freehosting.net/) and thought that Treize was a good name for Door, and since (in their opinion), Trowa is lower than a "door", he is a "floor". If you're anything like me, you must be like, "Ok...and what kind of crack were they on when they saw that page?"

The person goes on to say how they came up with wonderful little names for the other characters, all of which are incredibly stupid. The "Sink Kingdom" members' names are stupid as well, and it's not spelled S-I-N-K, it's S-A-N-Q, or C-I-N-Q! Baka!

3) WHY They hate Trowa

Wow! We've come to the page with some of the most STUPIDEST reasons for disliking Trowa! Time to list them!

He's boring! A brick would be more entertaing than Trowa! - ....what?
He only changes facial expressions about twice in the series! - WOW! He only changes expressions TWICE in the series! You should go watch Vampire Princess Miyu...nevermind, you'd probably hate Larva because he wears a mask.
He only has about 5 lines in the series! - He does? No, I'm sorry, but you need to go watch more Gundam Wing.
It's not MYSTERIOUS if he has no mystery. . .it's just BORING! - Uhh...did you like, not watch Endless Waltz or something? Most of his "mystery" was revealed.
He's a perv! - Umm...when was this revealed? I must have missed this in the anime and in the manga or something.
He ignores Quatre's affections! And do you know WHY? He's so dumb that Floor just can't figure out that Quatre has a much bigger harem of the servants than the circus animals! - Woohoo! This person's twisting around some facts from Gundam Wing...and adding some yaoi/shounen-ai storyline stuff to the pot! I love seeing young minds at work! By the way, Trowa never shows any sort of fascination with bestiality in the show, manga, or any doujinshi I've read.
To cover up for this sick animal obsession, he pretends to be in love with his SISTER, Catherine! Here's a picture for proof! - Ok, first off, in the anime and manga, it is NEVER revealed that Trowa has any sort of SEXUAL attraction for his sister. Secondly, that picture you have linked on your reasons page does NOT prove that he's in love with Catherine. Is it wrong for a brother to hug his sister in your eyes or something? Jesus.
Oh come on, that's also the only reason why he is a clown! - What the hell does this have to do with your hating Trowa? Are you against clowns or something? Did they scare the hell out of you as a child, and you're still scarred from the event? Whoa, that was my Ayanami Rei side talking there... ^_^

These were sort of amusing, in a morbid way... X.x My question is...exactly HOW many episodes of Gundam Wing have these people seen?

4) "Gallery of Anti-Floorism"

Wow! There's just so many stupid looking pictures I've ever seen! Actually, all the pictures in there are good, they just have the stupidest captions for them. The only original looking one is the picture of the horse dressed up as Trowa. *yawn* Again, how is that picture of Trowa hugging his sister Catherine suddenly mean that they are making out? Do you even know the meaning of "making out?" Probably not, it's something you must have heard your older brother/sister say he/she did last night with his significant other.

5) Rebuttal

The "rebuttal" section is the equivalent to our FSF section here on Wufei Sucks! All of their rebuttals suck, especially this one...

Statement Four: Why do you call him "Floor-sama" if you hate him?
Answer: The "sama" is in a tone of mockery. **To Sandra, who insists that their use of the -sama suffix is similar to using "your majesty" in English: No, it IS NOT. You need to watch more fansubbed anime, and pull your head out of your rectal area.

When you mock someone, you DON'T use an honorific that is meant to show extreme respect to someone (such as a king or something) to do so. An appropriate suffix to use in mocking anyone is "-chan", NOT "-sama", you fools.

6) About the webmasters

They actually have separate pages for each of them, but I decided to combine my comments on all of them into one section. Let's see...Portricia seems to be the little ringleader, and she really scares me. She enjoys "Hairy Potter", whatever the hell that is, has a ten year old Internet boyfriend...and she's a 13 year old loser! WooHOO! That has to be why she chose to entertain herself with making an anti-Trowa page! Um...the other two have problems as well, such as not being able to spell the word "mediocrity", disliking the use of "failure to spell things propperly, or using impropper grammer", and being a technophobe. **I love how their friend "Chris" loves to point out the mechanical, grammatical, and spelling errors their flamers have in their messages, but do absolutely nothing to their supporters, many of whom lack the writing skills of a second grader. Isn't that being a little hypocritical? Um, if you have this fear of technology, then why the hell are you on a computer, publishing a webpage on the Internet?

7) "Lovemail"

One whole message in there, from someone who shall remain nameless. GOD, GET RID OF THAT LAYER CRAP! It makes the text almost IMPOSSIBLE to read! And having text run down in a skinny column like that is annoying as hell! Che... **As I said earlier, this problem has been fixed, and it comes with it's own WingZero murder suggestion!

8) "Fireplace"

The "Fireplace" is their version of our Hall o' Idiocy. They even featured Shinigami-kun! WOOHOO! Damn, we're proud. They try too damn hard to be like Shinigami, Griever, and I. *Way too hard.* Their attempts at sarcasm and comebacks are rather pathetic as well. :P **Read some of the entries in that thing and their guestbook, you'll notice how some people point out to these blockheads their lack of creativity and their all too blatant thivery of our flame section idea.

9) Stupid Floor Tricks

Yes, the page was named appropriately. It IS stupid. It has an "Anti-Floor Lemon", a "Floor Conversation Simulator", and "Floor's Ideal Career." Apparently, this page was designed for the less mentally-endowed, prepubscent individuals of the world, since the creators themselves have said...

This is the section where we put Anti Floor stuff that is just too. . .STUPID to be posted on anywhere else in the page! If you are over 18, don't have a sense of humor, or are INTELLIGENT, don't enter this page!

I guess that means only stupid people can truly enjoy the Anti-Floor-sama page. X.x

10) Links

A bunch of links to other pages. I love how they choose to completely diss another Anti-Trowa page, especially when their own is subperfect. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black there, sheesh. They also show their hero worship of the Anti-Door Page, which is rather sickening.

Summary

This has to be the absolute WORST anti-page I have ever seen in my life. I can't believe how stupid some people are. Final Rating: -10. That, is VERY bad, my friends. This is wasting space on the Internet, and isn't even worth your time going to check out. These people need to get lives, or stop reading "Hairy Potter" or something. **I take that back, the absolute WORST anti-site I've seen isn't even one for Gundam Wing! I guess that means you guys have the absolute worst Gundam Wing anti-site! CONGRATS! *end sarcasm*

This review was last modified: April 4, 2001.

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