Alright, this special feature is a little different from most other ones I've done. This one took place over AOL Instant Messenger. Yes, I have my AIM up on the contact page, because I know some people actually like to TALK to people directly, not over e-mail and such. Well, anyway, this stupid bitch has been harassing me over AIM for the month and over e-mail, along with her stupid little friend. I blocked their e-mails in Outlook and I thought I blocked them over AIM. Obviously, I didn't, and I blocked one of her stupid AIM screen names, she decided to be cute and get another one just to bitch me out. Here's what she said to me today...
This was her first conversation with me today, using the AIM I blocked.
somechik205: If you claim that you have a life, then what are you doing online for 4 hours, hmmmmm? What fucking business is it of yours what I choose do to with my time online? Also, if you sat at your computer for FOUR FUCKING HOURS monitoring ME over AIM, what does that say about the way you use your time in YOUR life, which is just SOOO much better than my own? It doesn't saw too much about it, now, does it, darling? Tell me that, bitch. I did, and to reiterate it, I'll just copy what I said about this bullshit from my blog: Excuse the fuck out of you, but if you sat online "monitoring" me for "four hours", then that proves you have absolutely no life and that you're obsessed with me. Oh, and immediately getting offline after saying that cute little message REALLY shows what kind of maturity and intelligence you have. Fucking stupid bitch. By the way, I've only been online for about 45 minutes, stupid bitch, and it was for researching something for school. God forbid anyone just decide to waste time online trying to do something fun or productive, like talking to people or looking shit up. YOU need to get a life or something.
As you've probably guessed, I didn't find her bullshit amusing in the least. It's harassment, and I have a feeling that my frequent disconnects are a result of her being pissed off at me. Do you have ANY idea what the hell can happen to you for pulling the disconnecting and nuking bullshit on me? You can get into deep shit for it, so I suggest you stop your bullshit. But anyway, here comes the REALLY fun arguements...
somechik220: Oh, be my guest, and go fuck yourself, since that's the only thing you're ever good at doing. Be your guest? Nah, I wouldn't dream of being a guest at your house, hellhole, or whatever your "lovely" abode is. As for me "fucking myself", I'm not a big fan of masturbation. Are you? Get a life you damn retard. Yeah, I'm really going to take advice about getting a life from someone who supposedly "monitored" me for "four hours" online. Riiiiiight, sure. And again. If you think you have a life, then what the hell are you doing online for four hours, hmmmm? God forbid anyone actually just get online to do NON-PRODUCTIVE things. Maybe we should all be more like you, and harass people for the fuck of it. Lighten up, bitch and chill the fuck out. Oh... my... god. You should take your own fucking advice, bitch. You may have a life behind the Wufei Sucks! page, but do you have a life behind the Internet? Do you? Obivously so, if you spent FOUR HOURS killing me off my god damn ISP for your own twisted pleasure. Please, do it some more, maybe you can fuck yourself out of getting Internet access or something. Well let's see... isn't this obvious. No, of course not. Talking about yourself there, darling? We already surmised that you didn't have a life to begin with. Get your sorry ass back to school and get an education. With your high lack of intelligence, people will laugh their asses off at your face, because you're one stupid mother fucker. What the fuck... KID, why don't YOU do me and everyone else on the fucking Internet a fucking favor, stick to fucking NEOPETS and fuck with the other little kids on that stupid service. Do you have ANY fucking idea how much you are talking out of your ass right there? YOU KNOW NOTHING about me. Everything you are spewing off crap about is based off of this bullshit page that I could care less about. Unlike YOU, I DO have a high intelligence, and most people find this page to be funny, so take your shit and shove it up your fucking ass, you stupid motherfucking bitch. I am fucking SICK and TIRED of you harassing me over AIM whenever you get some kind of wild hair up your ass over absolutely NOTHING. Why won't you do all of us a favor, and put yourself out of your misery, or at least have someone else to do it. That would make the world a better place. Whore. Why don't you do me a favor? Go fuck off, leave me alone, and get yourself a life with more productive things to do in it that don't involve harassing a "stupid mother fucker" such as myself, ok?
That's only one part. Now, here comes part two of her shit under her "new" AIM name.
somechik220: P.S. In my opinion, I think the LMARP is HELL a lot better than your Wufei Sucks! page. I'm going to quote something I've heard from my friend a lot over the years, just to prove that YEAH, I HAVE A LIFE and YEAH, I DO have friends! I'm sure that's a completely foreign concept to you! "'To each his own,' said the dog who ate catshit." Wanna know why? Well lets see... LMARP is colorful, creative, and a lot of their stuff are ACTUALLY made by Lindsay and Molly themselves, and it's damn funny! How the fuck did LMARP get thrown in here? What the FUCK does this have to do with me NOT "having a life"? Stupid bitch, you don't even know how to bitch someone out right, DO YOU!? God. And I'm glad you think black and purple is "colorful" and "creative". And HELL NO I'm not knocking Lindsay and Molly's page, either. If you would flush the shit out of your head, you would probably notice that WE ARE FRIENDS! HOLY FUCK, WHAT A REVELATION! For your Wufei Sucks! page, it's stupid, because it's not colorful, none of the edited pictures nor the fanfics are made by you, nor the fucker Shinigami. Oh, our page sucks because we actually ask for fan contributions. In case you haven't realized it yet, I could give a rat's ass about Wufei Sucks! anyway. The only reason Shinigami and I do what we do for this page is for the fans. Everything on WS! is almost virtually by the fans, FOR THE FANS. Believe it or not, we don't have time to make up stupid little bullshit for our page and we were honestly considering letting it just go static and not updating it. But, then again, our loyal fans came to the rescue and demanded more, and we complied with their request. So, just SHUT THE FUCK UP. Get off the crack, slut. Your life is just a waste of time. Wow, you really should take your own advice there, junior. YOU need to get the fuck off the crack, and YOU need to see that your fucking life is a god damn waste of time, if you're sitting here bitching me out over something I couldn't give a fuck about. Especially when that something is your crack-influenced bullshit opinion about my page.
I think my response to her after that load of shit summarizes what people who read this think:
KalaMekiv: Please continue, you're proving yourself to be most amusing to everyone reading your crap.
If this bullshit continues, along with me getting fucking nuked over AIM, I will FIND a way for you to lose your god damn Internet access. You may think you're so smart and know everything, but let me tell you that I know about most of this spamming and nuking bullshit from my days as a gamer, so fuck off.