Yeehaw! It's been damn near two years since this page was created, and the dumbass flames are STILL growing strong! The stupidity and complete bullshit I hear from these people never ceases to amaze me, or the others who come to this page. Again, from the bottom of the hearts of myself, Shinigami, and the fans of Wufei Sucks!, WE COMMEND YOU FOR BEING A DIPSHIT! Now, to clarify things even more, Shinigami speaks in GREEN, while WingZero speaks in BLUE.
What do you get when you combine a bad day, a pissed off WingZero, and a raving dumbass? You get this lovely crock of bullshit. And FUCK NO, I'm not in a good mood. This bitch caught me on the wrong fucking day.
From: "Jessica Herman" (heartlocket@cox.net) To: (wufeisucks@vauss.com) Subject: I just saw your pretty little site... -_- Date: Sun, 14 Apr 2002 18:58:21 -0700 Okay, okay. Take the time to read this, please. Oh, trust me. I will. This is sure to be the fucking HIGHLIGHT of my day. First off, Wufei does care about women, and you are right, his actions toward them are due to the loss of his first wife. HOLY FUCK, YOU CAN READ. Damn, I KNOW I'M RIGHT. Believe it or not I HAVE seen the god damn series, and read the manga, and I'm pretty sure that I'm NOT talking out of my fucking ass. We'll see whether or not the same can be said about YOU. But the reason he doesn't like the idea of weak people or women fighting is because he doesn't want anyone else to suffer the same loss as he had. He thinks women are weak because he was born and raised in a society of patriarchy. He's chinese. That's what they think ( well, did think. But it's still sorta that way.) Don't know what patriarchy is? Look it up. No you didn't... NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T. You did NOT just hit the same fucking BULLSHIT topic, the same fucking BULLSHIT EXCUSE that I just GOT THROUGH BITCHING ABOUT IN MY RANT. Oh my GOD... I'm not even going to bother commenting on that bullshit, except to say that I KNOW the Chinese are like that, I KNOW they fucking favor males over females, and I FUCKING KNOW WUFEI IS FULL OF SHIT, much like YOU. By the way, I KNOW what patriarchy is, moron. I sure as hell might not act like it, but I do have an extensive vocabulary. I'm one of those people who chooses not to fucking use it. And by the way, I don't give a damn how many expletives (that means curse words, in case you didn't know) I use in this thing, because I'm not in a good mood. Don't get me wrong, though. I respect the fact that he's not your favorite character. Trust me. I don't like Relena. I make it a policy of mine never to trust someone who sends me bullshit like this. And I respect the fact that you don't like Relena. It proves you're yet another braindead dumbass Gundam Wing fan who watches the series to spank yourself as you see Wufei bitch about something unimportant or about how "pathetic" everyone is. Oh, and let us not forget the part about you liking it because you see lots of shit blow up real good. Anywhoo, Wufei is not gay. Or at least, I don't think so. And who said he was? We said that he COULD be, not that HE IS. There aren't really any couplings in the series for sure anyway (although there is a strong bond between Relena and Heero.) The creator of Gundam wing said he doesn't do romance. So you read Animerica Magazine, good for you. Thank you for enlightening me with knowledge about the DIRECTOR (NOT THE CREATOR that EVERYONE keeps going around spewing bullshit about this romance thing) of Gundam Wing. To quote Nextgen's rant, Ikeda's job was "to make sure that the actors say their lines, that the show production runs smoothly, [decide] which scenes work best, and [approve] the script." He did NOT FUCKING CREATE GUNDAM WING. Jesus, no wonder I think Animerica is full of shit most of the time. -.-;;; He does Shonen anime ( "Shonen" means boy... and you can guess he was surprised when it attracted so many girl fans n_n ) which means the show was about blood and guts and war and stuff. Wow, your intelligence never ceases to fucking amaze me. Do you have any idea how full of SHIT you are? If you really think that Gundam Wing is about "blood and guts and war and stuff" then you have missed the entire theme and point of the series. I don't know if you know this already, but... I don't care. You don't care, that explains why you wrote this dumb letter; you "don't care". For someone who obviously doesn't give a shit about what I know or don't know, like or don't like, you sure did write a whole bunch of bullshit. So I guess you can say the creators left the couplings up to the veiwers. Ack...I'm getting off topic again. Gomen nasai.... What the fuck are "veiwers?" Some kind of new hot dog being sold? Yeah, the pairings are left up to the viewers, but there are a few that are actually pretty damn canon, in my opinion, like Zechs and Noin, Treize and Lady Une, Heero and Relena, and possibly Trowa and Quatre. So, in the great sphiel of things that you want to bitch about dealing with your "SEXIE WUFIE", where the fuck did this really fit in? Alright---about the pictures and stories in the humor section. There's a difference between good humor and being just plain obnoxious. No shit, you think? There's also a difference between pointing out shit that you don't like and just all out bitching over nothing. Take a guess which one you're doing. I can assure you that it isn't the former. And as for the bitching about the humor section being "obnoxious", it's just a tribute to his stupidity. For God's sake, YOU HATE RELENA. You probably think that killing Relena "by slicing little pieces of her skin off" is fucking hilarious, don't you? If so, then you're proving yourself to be a hypocrite, so just shut the fuck up. Oh, and Wufei himself is fucking obnoxious. Therefore, it doesn't really take too much effort to make him look stupid in our humor section. The creators of GW did a good job of that by themselves. You do a bit of both, though most of it is being obnoxious. Drag queen? That's just plain wrong. I'd say you were the one that needs help. I hate Wufei, I make a page in tribute to his stupidity, I have "obnoxious" humor that you don't like because it bashes your fucking "SEXIE BISHUNEN WUFIE", and we have altered pictures CONTRIBUTED to my page that I DIDN'T FUCKING MAKE with him as a drag queen. Yeah, those are wonderful reasons to show that I need help. I think you need to get your head dunked in the toilet more in school, it might flush the shit floating around in your head masquerading around as brains out. (hee... to tell the truth, although I hate having to constantly look at that picture on the far right there, he does look like a girl ^_^'''''' ) Netscape and Internet Explorer have this amazing feature in it. It's called DISABLE IMAGES. And if you have a fucking problem with this page, WHY THE HELL DID YOU COME HERE? Dumbshit, this is an ANTI-WUFEI page, what the fuck did you think we were going to do? Idolize him? Moron. Um, can you not find some other logical reasons to dislike him? Um, dipshit, can you NOT read my fucking WHY section, or is it written with words that are too advanced for your pea brain to comprehend, or is your native language not English? That section was written in standard English that even a fourth grader could understand, so I'm guessing you're just a dumbass with a serious lacking in the reading comprehension department. About endless waltz... how do I say this? He joins the other side to find out what true peace is. I think... (sorry, I've got a headache and it's slipped me...I'll try to explain then.) NO, he did not. He did it to fulfil his warped sense of justice, and thought that he would be able to accomplish that with the bitch-child Mariemaia. Please, go back and re-read Blind Target, you really need to. He joined the other side to see if it could bring peace. But Heero helps him realize that the people fight for their peace. And that the soldeirs' lives weren't lost in vain. At the end, he realizes this. That's why he stands in the way of the mobile suits and supports the people. Do you know what I'm takling about? You're making some vague reference to Endless Waltz and coming up with bullshit to suit your needs. In a perverse way, I find it amusing. I'm gonna guess not, if you made a terrible anti-shrine like this. My anti-shrine is terrible. Wow, I'm so sorry I haven't lived up to your expectations of a perfect anti-page. What IS a perfect anti-shrine for you? Bullshit reasons for hating a character, like "She's gay" or "He smells like cheese", some stupid unaltered images with dumbass comments made about them, and other stupid crap like "a paperclip is sexi3r than him!", right? I really want to know your idea of the "perfect" anti-page. Probably some shitty Anti-Relena site, like Relena's Shattered Kingdom or something. Saaaaa.... all this talking is making me dizzy @_@'''' Well, your shit isn't exactly helping my mood. That, and the fact it's obvious the only reason you watch Gundam Wing is to drool over that Crisco-headed bastard, because he is A BISHOUNEN! *pukes* To sum it all up, your site sucks. Get it right. Get some good humor. And for Christ's sake, get rid of those damn Drag pictures! They're scary and make people hate you! Funny, the number of letters I get from people who support this site are WAY more than the dumbass flames I get. It IS right, the humor is fine to someone who doesn't have a log up their ass (someone who isn't you, apparently), and I will NOT get rid of the drag pictures. Contrary to your warped beliefs, people find them HILARIOUS and amusing. In fact, this is a personal request to anyone out there with Photoshop/Paint Shop Pro and too much time on their hands: I'M LOOKING FOR MORE
CONTRIBUTIONS TO MY ALTERED PICTURES GALLERY! "Drag queen" Wufei pictures fully accepted! Signed, Who cares? I'll give you a hint, not me, "Jessica Herman". PS- Go ahead and post this email up and make fun of it because you know it's all true. I can't wait. I love a good laugh. ^_^ None of it is true, it's fucking 10 kilobytes of bullshit from a dumbass Wufei fangirl. Well, I hope this is a good enough laugh for you. It sure was for me.
Wow, it never fails. Once I post a flame, more dumbasses decide to throw in their two cents. This one says I hurt people's feelings over my opinions on a ink and paint slapped on an animation cel. Give me a break.
From: "AB" () To: wufeisucks@vauss.com Subject: Very Important Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 15:06:00 -0400 Note to any aspiring anti-page webmasters out there: anytime you see something like that in an e-mail's subject heading, you can tell that the letter is going to be full of bullshit. A very funny site you have there. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's awsome. I mean the way you attempt to spoil a certain someone's image and character. It's sheer brilliance. NOT!!!!!!! Dude, what the fuck is up with you keeping the damn exclamation mark button down? Most people get the point across with ONE OR TWO of them, not ten of them lined up in a row. What do you mean I "attempt to spoil a certain someone's image and character"? In case you haven't noticed, Wufei does that on his own, so shut up and pull your head out of your ass. Oh, and it's "awesome". I just have one request, could you for heaven's sake put a warning on your site saying that you are a complete moron and imbecile and unappreciative of other people's talents and characteristics. Can you plz include that at the front cover so that ppl like me r not fooled into entering a trash can where you rant about nonsense. I have a request too, for all the dumbshits out there who flame me about this topic: WHY THE HELL CAN'T ANY OF YOU DUMBFUCKS READ? My God, I have that warning page there FOR A FUCKING REASON, to keep morons who DON'T want to come in from reading my page to bitch. And no, I am NOT a "complete moron and imbecile", contrary to popular belief. By the way, did you NOT read the part on the warning page telling you to LEAVE
IF YOU WERE A FUCKING MORON? My God, a perfect example of one of these dumbshits who can't read above the second grade level. And the words are "please", "people", and "are". If you're going to flame someone, please try to make yourself look and sound somewhat intelligent by spelling words out and using proper grammar. You don't like W. , fine but be polite about it. 'Cause, in case u didn't know, you r hurting some ppl's feelings. :(. I AM polite about it, until some moronic fangirl like you comes along to bitch me out about my site, because you're too damn stupid to read my warning page before you enter. Twit. And exactly WHOSE feeling am I hurting? Yours? Pfft, go cry me a fucking river while my thumb and fingers play "My Heart Bleeds For You" on the world's smallest violin. WHo the hell is W? Is that supposed to be some kind of spin on Q from Star Trek or something? Oh, it's "you", "Because", "are", "people's", and you should use some kind of comma after "fine", twit. And by the way, if the artistic work is yours, then I gotta give you some credit for that. It's not half bad. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha. Ha. Ha. Your attempt as sarcasm is pathetic, much like the entirity of this entire letter of yours. I'm serious, this letter of yours sucks ass, and you need some help, little girl. I know all the bull about how this is a free country, blah, blah, blah. But respect for oth! ers is an important part of democracy as well. "Others", and I can tell that you follow through with the whole "respect for oth! ers" thing so well. Hell, that's why you sent me this wonderful little letter, right!? Stupid bitch. Go think about this and if you don't care, even worse for u. The only thing I'm going to reflect back upon this letter is that you used an alternate spelling of Meiran Chang, since you are so delusional that you believe yourself to be something that doesn't exist. Might I suggest that you check into your local mental ward sometime within the near future, to have a doctor look at those multiple personalities and that low IQ of yours? And for God's sake, it's "Y-O-U". RESPECTFULLY, "Respectfully" she says, right. And I'm Sailormoon. iailwwc P.S. Wufei does have beautiful eyes and you r a nobody to criticize even one of his external or internal features. He may be a cartoon character, but he is 10X better than ppl like you. Like I said, you're just another stupid moronic fangirl sending me another flame and taking your place among the other dumbshit Wufei fangirls who bitch at me over nothing. God forbid anyone have a dissenting opinion on ANY Gundam Wing character, and I doubt that something that is stuck to an animation cell, something that does NOT exist in the real world is "10x" better than me. By the way, LEARN HOW THE FUCK TO SPELL, the words are "Y-O-U", "P-E-O-P-L-E", and "A-R-E". Damnit. Meilan Zhang.
Geh, I forgot I had this flame to throw up on here. I guess the two other ones following it made me forget. Anyway, here's another supposed "fan" of my site, bitching at me about more inane crap.
From: "Kinako Cloud" (zedzidian@hotmail.com) To: wufeisucks@vauss.com Subject: Your Site Date: Mon, 22 Apr 2002 20:50:51 -0700 Hello. Hello, I am WingZero. You have sent me stupid bullshit like this when I'm in a pissy mood. Prepare to be demoralized. I'm not exactly Wufei's biggest fan but you are making quite a big fucking deal about him! And you aren't making a "big fucking deal" about my page by writing this pointless, stupid crap, right? Geez I mean come on! Your site can be put onto one page, not 50 different pages for each topic, or are you that computer illiterate?? Most people divide their site into categories based on things that best fit in them. It's better known to us "computer illiterate" people as SITE ORGANIZATION, YOU TWIT. And the reason we have "50 different pages for each topic" is that our site is that big. We can't help it. You made this site you must not be that much of a dumbass. Again with the attacks on my intelligence. I love how this ONE stupid page can be the entire basis of my intelligence quotient. I'm sorry to disappoint you and every other moron who reads this, BUT IT'S NOT. The only reason I return to your site every now and again is because I like 3 of the pictures and 1 of the stories that you made. She hates my site, yet she keeps returning to my page to view three stupid pictures and a story that neither Shinigami nor myself wrote. That's just precious. Here's a hint, child: DOWNLOAD THEM TO YOUR HARD DRIVE, that way you don't have to come back to my "computer illiterate" page. Also, CAN YOU CALM DOWN!!! CAN YOU!? I BET YOU THINK YOU ARE SO KEWL BECAUSE YOU USE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON! You don't have to keep cussing in every singal sentence. I don't cuss in every "singal" sentence, unless I'm responding to morons who send me inane crap like this. All I'm saying is that you need to calm down and put everything on one freaking page! God forbid anyone do that little thing called site organization and attempt to make their page look like something that wasn't done by a three year old, right? That's all this site needs to be real, 1 page! Uh, how about, no? And if you think my page is a pile of crap, DON'T COME HERE. Jesus. If you really want to make a site with many pages, MAKE A SITE DEDICATED TO AN ENTIRE ANIME SHOW, NOT JUST ONE CHARACTER!! Oh... my god. Do you have any idea how stupid you sound? I hope you don't go visit any character shrines on the Internet, because those are sites "with many pages" DEDICATED TO ONE DAMN CHARACTER! OH, THE BLASPHEMY! That takes up more space than needed. Go Ahead! Put this on your flames section of your site! See if I really care!! I at least feel better for telling you this Well, congratulations! You have just won an all-expenses paid trip to my flames section! I'm glad you don't give a flying FUCK, but I'm sure the other fans of this place will! XD Sincerely, ~Steph~ PS: Don't even try to reply back to this. Same goes for your 'fans' that read that section. Have Fun ^.^ Again, in case you haven't gotten her e-mail, it's zedzidian@hotmail.com. Feel free to drop her a line, or sign her up for some wonderful mailing lists. :|