Yeehaw! It's been damn near two years since this page was created, and the dumbass flames are STILL growing strong! The stupidity and complete bullshit I hear from these people never ceases to amaze me, or the others who come to this page. Again, from the bottom of the hearts of myself, Shinigami, and the fans of Wufei Sucks!, WE COMMEND YOU FOR BEING A DIPSHIT! Now, to clarify things even more, Shinigami speaks in GREEN, WingZero speaks in BLUE Usilion speaks in GRAY. and Adema speaks in RED
The dumbshit came back, ONE YEAR LATER! The dumbshit came back, WingZero THOUGHT she was demoralized, but the DUMBSHIT came back, one whole year later... BLEARGH. Talk about a dumbfuck with even less of a life than me.
Date: 23 Apr 2002 04:09:12 -0000
From: "Mindboggling" (zangulus_rulz@chek.com)
To: wufeisucks@vauss.com
Yeah, okay. "Yeah, okay" what? How long HAS it been since I last demoralized you? OH YEAH, A YEAR. I guess you took the time off to recover from your bruised ego, or something. Your pathetic bashing to my letter that I last wrote in was just another stupid attempt in trying to boost up your weak self-esteem. My "pathetic bashing" of your shitty letter is actually one of the more entertaining responses to bullshit I get in the mail. Fans even voted that it's the favorite. As for my "self-esteem" issues, I assure you that they have little to nothing to do with this bullshit page, or your stupid letter. You wanna know what I think about you and your supossed hatred to Wufei is all about? Enlighten me, Sigmund Freud, Junior. I think you're just mad because you're EXACTLY like Wufei. No. Seriously. Go take a look in the mirror and start comparing personalities. Hrm... um, how shall I break this to you gently? FUCK NO, STUPID BITCH. I'm NOTHING like that Crisco-drenched son of a bitch you masturbate to every fucking night. You're just like him. Yeah, if you say so. God, I hope you don't fantasize about me as well. And I bet you that in your defense to that comment will probably have to do with Wufei's hatred to women, his obsession with Nataku, ect. Read above, dumbfuck. Do you see any of my response including the bullshit you just said? That's your only line of offence you have going for you. Of course it is. You are so smart and all-knowing. I mean, you're a GOD DAMN EXPERT about me! Other than that, your personalities corrospond perfectly. You both aviod any REAL conflict, and just use your words to fight. Yeah, our personalities "corrospond" perfectly, and we "aviod" any conflict. Tell me, dumbfuck, how DO you get into a conflict with a shit for brains like yourself over the Internet that doesn't involve some exchange of words? Yet again, you prove to everyone that you are, indeed, talking out of your ass. (Although Wufei does a hell of a lot better job than you do, considering he's a cartoon) If you seem to think that, then I feel sorry for you. SO I deem you, a loser. NO. I mean, a TRUE LOSER. Wow, I'm a loser. Wait, not JUST a loser, a TRUE LOSER! Considering this is coming from a fucking moron who calls herself Relena, a character she utterly despises, that means a lot to me. YOu can't get over your mental disfuctions without having your lakie-friends getting involved, or just by posting these e-mails up to proove a point that you're apparently "better" than the rest of the people out there in the real world with greater lives than yours. And you're so much better than me, of course, since you're sitting here giving me inane bullshit like this to help "boost" my "low self-esteem", right? Thank God most people in the "real world" aren't as completely full of shit as you are. And it's "disfunctions", "lackey", and "prove", in case your spell-check died on you or something. Lets just face the facts, YOU need to get the life. Not us. Like I'm really going to take advice from a dumbfuck who took a year to bother responding to my "mental disfuntions" induced responses, right? I think you are the one with the "mental disfuntions", not me, shit for brains.
Geh, one more bullshit flame, then I'm done for this update. Woohoo! I'll attempt to re-create this stupid letter as closely as possible, for optimal hilarity.
From: "rose" (emmarose25@hotmail.com) To: wufeisucks@vauss.com Subject: Well, Well, Well. Date: Wed, 22 May 2002 18:08:09 -0700 I am sorry to say (well not really)... but your site is POINTLESS I'm sorry to say (well, not really, I'm just doing this to make you look stupid) this, but your entire letter is completely POINTLESS. And WOW, you learned how to use BOLD! I cannot see how any sagacious person would take the time to dis a "CARTOON" character, A God Damn CARTOON. Do you people have no life or something? I cannot believe how such a sagacious person such as yourself can honestly sit at your computer with the stick lodged up your third point of contact and COMPLAIN about "A God Damn CARTOON"! By the way, I LOVE your usage of the BOLD command! It makes you like someone who actually doesn't have fecal matter occupying the space in between your ears! By the way, is "sagacious" a word you conveniently pulled from an online thesaurus or something, because it's in a different font than the rest of your stupid letter. Wufei may not be the best Anime character. In addition, I agree he is a jerk. Aw, how cute. You're trying to justify your stupid letter and get on my good side. SORRY, it's not working. However, did you ever think that maybe, Hajime Yadate and Yoshiyuki Tomino made him that way on purpose? Did you ever stop to think that maybe I don't care, and this site is something I do for humor? You people seem enthusiastic. We are. If you only knew how enthusiastic we really are. You should take that passion and dedicate it to some thing positive. Uhh... we DO dedicate it to "some thing positive". It never ceases to amaze me how so many IDIOTS think that Wufei Sucks! is the only site that Shinigami and I work on. We DO have personal sites, and I even have a shrine to another character from Gundam Wing. Sincerly, WHO GIVES A DAMN Not I, but I do this responding stuff to amuse visitors of this page, and to show what kind of idiotic Wufei fans are really out there. P.S... I'm betting on how many times you can and will cuss in your reply. Well, look at that! I haven't cussed a single time in my reply! I guess YOU LOSE, LOSER! :P By the way, I'm SICK and TIRED of morons like you who think I'm some kind of complete idiot because I cuss in my replies. GET OVER IT, Jesus. We all know it's MASTURBATION that's harmful, since each time you masturbate, God kills a kitten! Eh, you probably won't get that joke.
Yet another lovely rant by my best friend "Mindboggling", who proves to the world that there are humans with even more pathetic lives than WingZero. Her obvious stupidity and "mental disfuntions" don't require too much commentary from any of us here at Wufei Sucks! Any dumbshit who comes back to see how I respond to their flames or flames from other people needs to get a life and take their own fucking advice about me needing "councilling". In addition, this person needs to get their fucking facts straight about me as well, which I will bitch and rant about at the end. Anyway, here's her latest bullshit:
From: "Mindboggling" (zangulus_rulz@chek.com) To: wufeisucks@vauss.com X-Originating-IP: [208.130.15.196] Subject: Oh fuck you What a short and sweet little subject. I bet your mommy is so proud of you. This has to be another prepubescent shit who has stumbled onto my fucking site. It has to be. Anyway, enough commentary from me. I'll save it all up for the appropriate time. HOnestly, how big of a fucking hypocrite can you be? I swear, I have never seen such a stupid bitch in all of my life. How many friends do you have, without being a complete dumbfuck and dealing this bullshit answer? Honestly? YOu constantly whine a bitch and moan about the DUMBEST shit that could ever be found possible. I don't really fucking care if you DON'T like Wufei, but the fact that you deal with everyone's opinions is the biggest load of bull shit I have ever seen. You're a stupid bitch, let it be known. One flame you responded to was particularly fucking overreacted and bitched up by your sorry ass. THis one girl just simply stated in a nice way that she didn't like your site. What did you do? You got your cunt-fucked ass all PMSed and blew up in her face. Geezus. Is there anyone who's a bigger fucking prick than you? Oh, and to response to your last comment, yeah. It DID take me a fucking year to reach contact. But unlike you, I don't have my thumb up my ass constantly awaiting more flames so 'I' can respond to them in a half-assed, stupid fucking way such as you. Unlike yourself, I have a life, and you just choose to sit around on your worthless "failing-college" ass and be a dumb fucking whore about the world and how it somehow twisted your mind into thinking you're more important than us. And despite what you may think of yourself, that is how you act. Please, do us all a favor and get your ass into councilling. GOd only knows that you need it. It's time for me to employ a tactic used by one of my first co-webmasters, HeavyArms. This is called the "slice and dice the bastards all up at once" method, and it works very well in YOUR fucked up case. You need to get over yourself. Look at how the fuck you're acting over your stupidity being posted on the Internet. You should learn to take it like a grain of salt and move on with your life. The simple fact YOU, of your own free will, chose to bitch me out about such inane crap like my site and who I choose to hate or not to hate shows that you need to find a new fucking hobby. As for your comments about me getting my "cunt-fucked ass all PMSed" and blowing up in your face and anyone else's face who has chosen to screw with me, I'm glad you feel that way. Unlike you, who obviously seems to give a shit what someone thinks of you and your opinions like some prepubscent shit, I don't care. Judging from the very nature and context of your fucking comments, YOU are the one who needs the "councilling", my dear. Oh, and you can't be "falling-college" if you haven't even fucking started college, darling. It's an impossiblity. Perhaps in your fucked up world you can, but you can't in the real world. As a final note, if you dare send me more bullshit such as this steaming pile of ass, I WILL FUCKING REPORT YOU TO YOUR ISP. I'm sick of being harassed by an asshole such as yourself over pointless bullshit. And it's not a threat, it's a god damn promise. There's some fucking food for thought for you, you piece of shit. EDIT: And now you're taking your shit to a new fucking level by FUCKING WITH MY FRIENDS? Wow, what a wonderful fucking display of maturity you have there, ignoramous ten-year-old shit. Stop fucking with Nextgen and any of my other friends before you land yourself in even deeper shit. If you have a god damn problem with me, YOU TAKE IT UP WITH ME, not with my friends, shit for brains.
Wufei Sucks! now provides a brand new service for all you cute twits out there who like spamming me with such bullshit as the crap below. The new service is called reporting your bitchass to your ISP and getting your account suspended or killed, and if you're lucky enough, getting YOU blackballed from every other ISP in your area! Hot damn, what a deal!
From: "Mindboggling" (zangulus_rulz@chek.com) To: wufeisucks@vauss.com X-Originating-IP: [208.130.15.147] Subject: What the hell is your problem? No wait, what the hell is MY problem, right? You see, the people who don't have shit floating around in their heads acting as their brains have already discovered what the hell your problem is. You want attention that you aren't getting from other places, but that's alright. Doctor WingZero is here to give you all the attention you crave. You're quite the fucking example of what mature, intellectual people should be. The fact that you respond and try to bash obvious mistakes that other people make just proves how big of a person you really are. Thank you for noticing… BTW, your sarcasm leaves much to be desired… too obvious. Plus, you are such a bright, shining example of what a "mature, intellectual" person should act like, since this is the fourth time you've sent me such bullshit as this. Now that I'm through being sarcastic, I think it might be in your best interest to take a step back and evaluate the things you yourself are doing. You say that us flamers are examples of what immature, low ass people should be, but it seems to me that you're on the very same level as we are. Whoop-dee-shit. Also, you should take your own screwed up advice before bitching me out. The only reason I "stoop down" to the level of moronic twits such as yourself is to MAKE FUN OF THEM. Much like I'm doing right now and have done before with your other letters. Only this time, you've given me just cause to involve your ISP administrators into this. But God-forbid that be true. And you actually care because… why? Because I'm right and you're full of shit? Oh wait, we've already established that a long time ago. For somebody who claims to be more mature than most people, you sure do a great job of proving that point. For someone who claims that they're more mature than I, you do a great job proving that you are a total dumbshit not only to myself, but to everyone else who reads this. Commendable. Wow, you can spell and write a sentence. I'm sorry to say, but that doesn't convince anyone of your maturity level-- much less your intellect. But this letter and your last three flames are excellent examples of yours, correct? My, aren't we being so hypocritical here. But, I suppose taking pride in the ability to form a grammatically correct sentence is a dying art, I see. The way you present your defense is rather pathetic and unorganized. Kind of like the way you have presented yours, right? All you seem to be doing is saying a bunch of stupid bullshit to defend your pathetic ego. So, what I'm doing is "a bunch of stupid bullshit to defend [my] pathetic ego", and what you've done is given the rest of us little people shining examples of how to handle flames maturely. It all makes sense now! You and Nextgen can go fuck yourselves and update your shitty sites all you want. Well, if you insist--alright! Nobody really gives that much of a shit how well you can present a sentence. Of course not. God forbid anyone attempt to look intelligent while they're spewing off bullshit, right? Your content lacks any sort of real point, which may sound hypocritical, but true. Umm, yeah… it lacks any real point. That explains why I've been able to cite evidence to back up my arguments, it lacks a real point. No, the only thing that lacks a real point is this entire flame, because if it had a valid point, you'd present evidence to back up that point. However, since you have failed to do that four times already, I consider this entire arguement of yours null and void. Get over yourself. You're not the fucking center of the universe, and you're not smarter or greater than anybody else. That goes double for you missy. You act as if you can boss us around and tell us to shut up just because we happen to not share the same view… hypocrite. Age does not determine your maturity or intellect as you and your friend Nextgen have proved throughout your shitty statements. How many times MUST I ask you to LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE, BITCH!! Honestly, are you blind, deaf, or both when it comes to being shooed. Besides, you have proven to be an excellent example of age not meaning a damn thing as far as the maturity department, Miss "I'm a 15-Year-Old Loser With No Semblence Of A Real Life." HEADLINE: YOU FUCKING SUCK NEWS FLASH: YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON!!! I don't think your mama will appreciate that you abused her internet account, and I'm sure she won't appreciate that you continue to do so. But, who knows, maybe your mom doesn't know or care what the fuck you do online. Boy, won't she be in for a surprise when she comes to find out that you not only got her account killed, but decided to be "cute" and call the cops on a bunch of people on the Internet because we found your PUBLIC LIVEJOURNAL! ONO! Deal with the fact that not everybody is going to like you, which is WHY you get flames. You're participating in this "stupidity" by responding, aren't you? Your point being what? Right. Of course I am. And I've already explained why I do this bullshit. TO HIGHLIGHT THE STUPIDITY OF MORONS SUCH AS YOURSELF. And you know what? I've gotten more flames from YOU as an individual than my site gets in an entire MONTH. Now, what does that say about me and my site? It shows that more people LIKE THIS "half-assed site" of mine than those who hate it. I'm not asking you to take down anything on your half-assed site. Coulda fooled me… I'm just asking you to cut the shit and stop being an egotistical retarded piece of fucking SHIT (see, I can swear in one big long sentence too!). Good for you, you are *barely* smarter than lint! Wow, I never knew you graduated Kindergarten because you've sounded so incredibly moronic in each and every one of your bitchletters. Wow, you know... I could never aspire to reach your level of ignorance. Never. Sincerely, If you were a sincere person, you wouldn't get your jollies from harassing people. Mindboggling What boggles my mind is how much of a glutton for punishment you really are. Have fun trying to bitch me out when Mommy's account goes bye-bye.
From: "WEJ Enterprises" (teresaj@tampabay.rr.com) To: wufeisucks@vauss.com Subject: hello. burntkitty here. Date: Fri, 2 Aug 2002 14:13:41 -0400 The blatant stupidity of people just never fucking ceases to amaze me. How nice of you to introduce yourself in the SUBJECT line. hi. i would like to clear something up. Hello. *blink* What would you like to clear up? The fact that you're filling my inbox with crap? Oh yeah...CONGRATULATIONS, MORON. YOU HAVE RECEIEVED MY "FIRST FLAME AWARD". wufei is not a fag. there are millions of doujinshi's out there that prove me wrong, but the original manga proves he was married to a girl named meiran. He was married to a girl named Meiran? NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK! My god, we aren't complete and total fucking idiots. Most of us here have fucking READ Episode Zero, so I wish you and others like yourself would stop trying to show your "superior" knowledge of this manga to us. And where the hell have I said that Wufei was a fag? I merely SUGGESTED it in my "Why?" section. You need to improve your reading comprehension skills, since it is apparent that you are seriously lacking in that department. Um, hello, can you READ?? Just where on this site does it say that Wufag IS a fag? No where. Repeat after me, very slowly, that way it can sink into the hole where your brain is supposed to be. N-o w-h-e-r-e. Wufag is NOT being bashed for whatever sexual orientation he possesses, I really don't care what he is. Also, dearie, doujinshi is FAN or AMATEUR manga. Meaning, it is NOT offical, so whoever decides to draw Wufag being Treize's uke is completely for their own sick enjoyment. I hope you realize that. .....*blink* ....oh great, now you're gonna give me a lecture about Episode Zero. At least, I think that's what you're talking about when you mean "original manga". I've read translations for most of Episode Zero, I know what's going on. I even read Wufag's because I was bored once. *yawn* Wing Zero, this is boring... Yes, redundant bullshit IS boring, and annoying as hell... CONTINUE. Yes ma'am! he does not HATE women. he hates certain things about them, like their innability to listen. that's what got meiran killed, because she didn't listen to him. Wow, yet another supporter of the sexist, patriarchal Chinese society. Your line of reasoning about Meiran's death being her own fault is almost as valid as Taiitsu-kun's line of shit about it being Yui's fault for being raped in Fushigi Yuugi. Me: ....*beats her head on her computer desk from the stupidity melting her braincells*... ugh. Wufag may not hate women, but he sure does have an extreme disliking for them. He can't even learn their names, oh no, he has to call them freaking ONNA, which to me is very derogatory. We're not named at birth just to be called "woman" by men, now were we? Now, who the hell says that women are incapable of listening? If anything, that's sexual prejudice! Hah, you just contradicted yourself. Stupid. Meiran died nobly, I'll have you know. She died for her beliefs, while protecting her home. Sure, she disobeyed him, and went off to fight, but you have to think about it. Do you know what that is? If she's one suit against a fleet of OZ pilots, do you think she's gonna live, even if Wufag came after her? (She would've had a better chance in something other than a Leo too.) So she (probably) went into battle figuring she'd die with honor and take as many as she could with her. Good Chinese thinking. How do you like them cookies? the reason he sees women as weak is because meiran died. in his eyes, if she'd been stronger, she'd still be alive. so, he has good reason behind his thinking. You really have fucked up circular reasoning, like the one you choose to so greatly admire. You probably would agree with Taiitsu-kun about Yui asking to be raped in FY. *bursts out laughing*. Oh please, give me a break. Could YOU survive an explosion that you're in the middle of? I doubt you're Superman. Wufag's thinking is backwards. He's full of himself, with a sick idea of justice. Man, I wish he hadn't multilated everything Meiran stood up for. But you wouldn't know about that, you're looking at everything through your ass too, aren't you? he also gets mad at himself at one point in the series because he feels he is too weak to be fighting, and the weak shouldn't fight. he's right. Blah blah blah blah blah. Even the weakest ones have strength, there are tons of events in our history that prove that. Everyone is weak sometime in their life. We're humans, not gods, you moron. You don't start out strong, you become it. When weak people are pushed or motivated, they can be your fiercest enemies or allies. Strength isn't narrowed down to physical strength. There are other ways to "fight" without being Rambo. not to mention, he was brought up in a clan that taught him all that he learned. if a child is subjected to that kind of closed minded thinking, it's not his fault! he knows nothing else. but at the end of the series, he's changed, because he learns a different way than had been taught him. He's changed! That's why he fights with Mariemaia's army and tries to kick Heero's ass when he tries to stop the psychotic little bitch in Endless Waltz, because he has changed! Circular... reasoning. Duh, I know that, 'tard. He's Chinese, the Chinese are a patriarchal society. However, it doesn't mean he can be a prick to EVERY person he has come across, enemy or not. He really didn't change that much at the end of the series, if he joins enemy forces in EW, eh? It just proves that he's still crazy and needs mental help. Just like you do. thanks for your time!! ::huggles:: *Kitty* Wow, you are the textbook case of HOMOFEST. Thanks for wasting my time. Oh yeah, LEARN HOW TO USE CAPTIALS!! How old are you now, and you're not capitalizing every letter that starts a sentence and nouns and other things like that? Geez, you don't realize how annoying that is. It's also stupid to "huggle" someone you just attempted (and failed) to flame. Ugh. oh, and my primary email is burntkitty@excite.com. Feel free to point and laugh, viewers. Also, fill her inbox with your own little comments, if you will. So, Wing Zero, how'd I do? You did well, grasshoppa. *bows* Arigatou gozaimasu, sensei.