Hell's Epicenter

AKA: The Page for Attention Hungry Idiots

The main page was getting too long, so I created the second page. This person e-mailed Death and I, bitched at us about our opinions (God forbid us to have OPINIONS!), and wants a reply. I figure, what the hell, let's make this person look like and idiot and reply...publicly! Death's reply (whenever he gets around to WRITING ONE) will be in orange, mine in blue, and the guest commentator's will be in yellow!


Date: Fri, 11 Aug 2000 22:10:47 -0700 (PDT) 
From: <Name Withheld> (luv4wubaby@yahoo.com)
Subject: That um Wufei page of Yours 
To: guidebot2@netzero.net, wingzeroelite@yahoo.com 

See?  She sent this to BOTH of us!

Um, hi, one of my other Wu-loving fans emailed me
giving me the link to your site, cause she was very
pissed off about it, and well actually wanted to start
a war to have your site removed (I noticed that at the
bottom of the page it said taken down by Tripod and
Pro-Wufei people. I suppose some Wu-loving fans
actually broke through ne? Great! Sorry, but I can't
just can't abandon by Wu-baby loving side.)

Ok, and somehow I'm supposed to care about our site 
pissing her off because...?  And if you really want 
to start a war to get rid of this page, you might 
as well quit.  The last idiot who tried pulling that 
was publicly mocked, just like you!  You can 
read...Tripod killed the account, whether or not 
Pro-'Feiers had anything to do with that is 
purely speculation...

Too bad. We were hoping you would see the light and 
develop some intelligence.

Well, anyway, after I calmed her down, and made her
realize you had rights to opinions and everything, I
came on by. 

My god, you are one of the few Pro-Wufei people ever 
to have that revelation!  We *DO* have the right to
our own opinions!  You came by, you didn't need to 
state the obvious.  How else would you have gotten
our e-mail addresses?

Rights to opinions? Oh no, we wouldn't dare presume
to have any rights...

And after reading your reasons for hating
Wufei, I found myself wondering if you two ever
attempted to really understand GW and its characters.

<sarcasm> No, I only watch Shin Kidousenki Gundam 
Wing to see the mobile suits get blown up.  I never 
bothered to find out anything about the characters' 
pasts or anything!  Hell, I didn't even BOTHER looking 
for Endless Waltz! </sarcasm> That was a rather 
intelligent statement...

Nope. We're stupid. See, we just watch GW because it's
better than Pokecrap.

I mean such as getting past their masks, and
attempting to see the real them. 

No, I didn't pull all-nighters to try and discover
the *real* them! (Actually, I did, for all of them.  
Sorry, you're all-knowing and have already stated 
that I didn't...)

Seeing the real them? Sorry, I have no interest in 
seeing Wufei disrobed.

I mean, I know you're going to go, "Oh no, another 
Wufag-fan trying to convince us that its Wufag's 
past making him a jackass, and that he's not 
anti-social, he's "shy".

Actually, the one thing going through my mind 
right now is "I *know* not ALL Wufei fans are as 
stupid as YOU!"  

Yes, at least Wufei has a reason for being a 
jackass. You on the other hand, do not.

Can anyone say "Got a stick up his ass?", or at least
thats the impression I'm getting from how you act
about on your site. Well, I'm not just saying this
about Wufei, but about all the pilots. They all have
masks, and if you looked intently sometimes, you'ld
actually catch glimpes of the real them. 

You are absolutely positive that I have the stick up
my ass?  From what I can tell in this e-mail, it would
appear that YOU have the stick up YOUR ass!  Um...are 
you trying to imply that I hate ALL the Gundam pilots?
If you are, I have a surprise for you:  I DON'T!

As I said...

I mean if Wufei hates everyone, can you give me a 
reason why he cried when Trieze died? 

He was madly in love with Treize, and he never got 
the chance to tell him before he died?  It just dawned 
on him that he was a worthless piece of crap!?  Even 
better...he ate something really bad, and it was hurting
Wufei so much...that it made him cry!  YES!  

Simple. He knew he wasn't named in Trieze's will.

I mean, I for one wouldn't spend any of my tears on
someone I hated. 

I won't spend my tears on Wufei, the Wufei lovers, 
or you either, I promise!

I would if I wasn't getting any of their stuff.

And then you say he's sexist toward women. Have you ever 
wondered why? As in why, besides "Oh, he did it, cause he's
Wufag, and Wufag's a dipshit." I mean, did they hurt
him someway, and so he has this thing against them? Or
he's uncomfortable around them, so he uses it as an
excuse to get away from them? I mean, do something to
think about it from a different pov.

Um...here are a few theories.  Theory #1:  Since he's
Chinese, he was raised with a attitude that women are 
weak.  (In China, they don't think too highly of females.
Haven't you ever seen the news or those documentaries 
done on Modern China?)  Theory #2:  Meiran's death had
something to do with it.  I think he really did care 
about Meiran-sama, but since he's a hardass, he never 
really told her.  When she died, it did something to 
him, and it caused him to believe that all women were 
weak.  That's what I was expecting from you, All-Knowing
Wufei Lover, but you gave me some stupid shit instead.  
Blech.  I highly doubt that Wufei is "uncomfortible" 
around women, since he ends up working with Sally at the
end of Endless Waltz.  (Oh damn, there went your theory!)
And I never gave "Wufei is a dipshit" as a reason for 
him being sexist...

Hmm. Actually I kind of like my point of view. 

Okay, this other reason you say you hate him, is that
he rants about justice and has a rather twisted sense
of it. Have you ever wondered why he rants about
justice? 

He has no idea what the hell he is talking about?  
That's it!

He lost a big lawsuit against Microsoft Corp?

Maybe to show people that it still exists, or
to convince himself it still exists, or because its
what Meiran believed in, and if she was strong enough
to fight for justice, then he should be to, and he's
always talking about it, because he's trying to
understand it, and is mostly talking to himself, than
to others? 

Um...yes, exactly.  You do a wonderful job of ranting,
are you trying to impersonate Wufei?  He believes that
"justice" exists, he just thinks the only way to achieve
it is genocide.  Meiran believed in justice, but did 
she really agree with genocide?  I don't think so.  
"Fighting" and "genocide" are two completely 
different ideas, Dragonchylde. (So I used her name, 
so what?)  If you agree with Wufei, then may God have
mercy on your soul.

You know what people say about others who talk to 
themselves... Speaking of which. It sounds like 
you're doing a good job of convincing yourself that
Wufei really doesn't suck.

Now, you're going to say like you did on
your site, that his wife dying is not a excuse for him
to act like a jackass. Well if a person YOU cared
about died in your arms, or died period, you'ld be a
lil' outta of it, wouldn't you? Wouldn't some
important part in you die, too? I'm sure you'ld be
angry cause they'ld died, and well do some things to.

That is precisely the point.  Because Meiran died 
fighting for something she believed in is NOT a reason 
for Wufei to go into space (or to Earth) and kill off 
masses of people.  I've had people close to me die, I 
was out of it for a while, but I didn't go on a 
killing spree.  Wufei, on the other hand, is a 
nutcase.  Plain and simple.

REALLY?! Noooo. You don't say!

Plus, Duo lost two very people at the Maxwell Church
Massacre, does that mean he can use it as a reason to
fight? Or that the fact that he's fighting for the
colonies, is a reason to destroy millions of lives?
That one goes for any of them.

This proves that you have *read* something about Duo's
past, but you have not actually read the Episode Zero 
manga.  He doesn't use the Maxwell Church Massacre as a 
reason to fight or kill.  He's trying to bring peace 
to the colonies AND Earth!  You're an anti-Duo
person, I can tell...

Okay, about him not having the right to go on killing
sprees. He did that *after* his whole colony blew up
in front of him. Lets see how you would feel, if you
watched YOUR whole entire family blow up in front of
your eyes, and having to face the knowledge they
weren't there anymore, or that you were the only one
left, left all alone with no relavtives, and no where
to go, no more home, at the age of 15. How when the
war was over, if it ever ended, and you survived,
where were you gonna go? What were you going to do?
Cause you had no family, no one to go to, you where
ALL ALONE, by yourself? 

Stop your god damn rambling, you are starting to 
make absolutely no sense to me, Death, or anyone 
else who is reading this damn letter...

Aren't you kind of rambling here? MY GOD, this is 
starting to sound like a soap opera!  

Next on "As The Flames Burn..."

I think (I know I've said this
alot, and you're probably going, who cares what you
think?), 

You're right, I'm starting not to give a damn about
what you think.

that if I was faced with all that knowledge,
I'ld be a little whacked out for a while, and I'ld
want the whole world to just curl up and die, so they
just may know how I feel, to be alone, but then they
probably wouldn't because, dying couldn't possible
compare to the pain. I mean it might not be right, but
you'ld probably be hurting so much, you wouldn't want
anyones opinion, cause they can't talk about what
you're doing, cause they don't know the pain you feel.
And so I believe that one of the reasons he wanted to
keep fighting was it meant he had a purpose, and he
wouldn't be alone, and because every since the war
started all he knew was how to fight, and take away
that, and he didn't know what to do.

Tralala....I'm not listening to the rambling idiot! 
Are you?

Dum dum dum dum. Repitition is the sincerest form of
pestering.

And you say him being anti-social and sexist means he
needs mental help. 

No, I take that back. Getting your panties in a bind
over an anti-Wufei page means you need mental help.

Well, I think somebody calling
themselves the God of Death and actually believing it,
would need some mental help too. 

This proves two things to me.  1) You hate Duo Maxwell, 
thereby making any further comments to make pointless,
and 2) You truely do not understand Duo-kun's character.
He calls himself Shinigami because in his mind, as well
as in his life, anyone who gets close to him dies.  It's 
true, as well.  Solo, Father Maxwell, Sister Helen, HIS
OWN PARENTS
.
Your point being? Okay, now this next thing, I know you two didn't say, but you can pass on what I have to say about it to the person who did. I'm sorry, but Death and I aren't some kind of e-mail fowarding service. It was Heavyarms, he said he didn't like him cause he got credit for killing Trieze. I'm not saying Trieze didn't want to die, but look. Trieze lunged at Wufei. Prehaps he could have been ready to attack? Now, lets see if Wufei didn't lift his Thermal Trident up to impale itself inside the Gundam? What if his reflexes wern't that quick? Treize just might of won. So, it was actually Wu's quick reflexes. Thank you for re-telling me the story of Episode 47-48. I've only seen that particular episode(s) about four times. Without you, All Knowing-Wufei Lover, I would be lost. I'm sure Heavy appreciates it as well. Wow! Thanks for explaining the battle to us. Our limited perception and less than acceptable intellect de-abled us from seeing what ACTUALLY happened. Okay, thats all I really wanted to do, break down your reasons for hating him, cause they all seemed to be coming from people who didn't study it. No, I never bothered going online, going to anipike.com, finding sites with information on Gundam Wing, and learn something about it before I even started WRITING MY FIRST GUNDAM WING STORY! (Or watch the anime, for that matter.) Yes, you certainly have a stick crammed up your ass... That's ALL you wanted to do? Well, you've accomplished more than that. You've bored us to death too. I know you're probably like "Its an ANIME! Why should I waste my time studying it?", and you say you're teens, and well when I was a teen (I'm now 22, in college), I didn't have that big of patience to study something unless absolutely nessacary(like school stuff). Maybe you should have studied ENGLISH COMPOSITION more when you were in high school, dear. I'm a freaking junior in high school, and my spelling and grammar isn't NEARLY as terrible as yours. If you're 22 and in college, why the hell are you wasting your "valuable study time" harrassing a bunch of kids about their anti-Wufei page? X.x For a college girl, your grammar needs work. Psst. Little tip. Next time use the spell-checker, Miss Maturity. And since GW is an anime, that requires studying to really get the meaning of it(thats why people find the plot difficult, they miss some of the tiny but important things the characters say, that tell why something happened, or why someone did what), so I'm just trying to offer another pov. I would like to thank you once again, wonderful College-girl All-Knowing Wufei Lover, for telling me how to better understand ANY anime! * WingZero whacks the fool with her Silence Glaive. I did research on anime back when I was obsessed with Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon. As I've stated before, I tend to do that to ANY new anime series I watch, so I can understand it better. There's that abbreviation again. POV. I think you really like using that. Come on admit it. It makes you feel special! Okay, I realize the letter is long, and you say you do your site late at night, and you two probably have school and stuff, and any other activities you participate in, and it was torture to sit through this, but I'ld appreciate it if, you two would reply. Ja ne. Yes, I do have school things I have to do, but I felt like making some sarcastic comments about your letter was a much better way of using the time. It was torture having to sit here for 45 minutes and answer your load of rambling bs. (Yes, that IS putting it NICELY.) You have your reply now, and everyone's read it as well. Sayonera, bakayaro. - WingZero Pfft. No, we have all the time in the world to sit here and pick apart your book, err, letter. By the way, next time you open the books to study, look up run-on sentences for me. -Rook, our guest commentator for this update! ;) Sincerly, Dragonchylde

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