The main page was getting too long, so I created the second page. This person e-mailed Death and I, bitched at us about our opinions (God forbid us to have OPINIONS!), and wants a reply. I figure, what the hell, let's make this person look like and idiot and reply...publicly! Death's reply (whenever he gets around to WRITING ONE) will be in orange, mine in blue, and the guest commentator's will be in yellow!
Date: Fri, 11 Aug 2000 22:10:47 -0700 (PDT) From: <Name Withheld> (luv4wubaby@yahoo.com) Subject: That um Wufei page of Yours To: guidebot2@netzero.net, wingzeroelite@yahoo.com See? She sent this to BOTH of us! Um, hi, one of my other Wu-loving fans emailed me giving me the link to your site, cause she was very pissed off about it, and well actually wanted to start a war to have your site removed (I noticed that at the bottom of the page it said taken down by Tripod and Pro-Wufei people. I suppose some Wu-loving fans actually broke through ne? Great! Sorry, but I can't just can't abandon by Wu-baby loving side.) Ok, and somehow I'm supposed to care about our site pissing her off because...? And if you really want to start a war to get rid of this page, you might as well quit. The last idiot who tried pulling that was publicly mocked, just like you! You can read...Tripod killed the account, whether or not Pro-'Feiers had anything to do with that is purely speculation... Too bad. We were hoping you would see the light and develop some intelligence. Well, anyway, after I calmed her down, and made her realize you had rights to opinions and everything, I came on by. My god, you are one of the few Pro-Wufei people ever to have that revelation! We *DO* have the right to our own opinions! You came by, you didn't need to state the obvious. How else would you have gotten our e-mail addresses? Rights to opinions? Oh no, we wouldn't dare presume to have any rights... And after reading your reasons for hating Wufei, I found myself wondering if you two ever attempted to really understand GW and its characters. <sarcasm> No, I only watch Shin Kidousenki Gundam Wing to see the mobile suits get blown up. I never bothered to find out anything about the characters' pasts or anything! Hell, I didn't even BOTHER looking for Endless Waltz! </sarcasm> That was a rather intelligent statement... Nope. We're stupid. See, we just watch GW because it's better than Pokecrap. I mean such as getting past their masks, and attempting to see the real them. No, I didn't pull all-nighters to try and discover the *real* them! (Actually, I did, for all of them. Sorry, you're all-knowing and have already stated that I didn't...) Seeing the real them? Sorry, I have no interest in seeing Wufei disrobed. I mean, I know you're going to go, "Oh no, another Wufag-fan trying to convince us that its Wufag's past making him a jackass, and that he's not anti-social, he's "shy". Actually, the one thing going through my mind right now is "I *know* not ALL Wufei fans are as stupid as YOU!" Yes, at least Wufei has a reason for being a jackass. You on the other hand, do not. Can anyone say "Got a stick up his ass?", or at least thats the impression I'm getting from how you act about on your site. Well, I'm not just saying this about Wufei, but about all the pilots. They all have masks, and if you looked intently sometimes, you'ld actually catch glimpes of the real them. You are absolutely positive that I have the stick up my ass? From what I can tell in this e-mail, it would appear that YOU have the stick up YOUR ass! Um...are you trying to imply that I hate ALL the Gundam pilots? If you are, I have a surprise for you: I DON'T! As I said... I mean if Wufei hates everyone, can you give me a reason why he cried when Trieze died? He was madly in love with Treize, and he never got the chance to tell him before he died? It just dawned on him that he was a worthless piece of crap!? Even better...he ate something really bad, and it was hurting Wufei so much...that it made him cry! YES! Simple. He knew he wasn't named in Trieze's will. I mean, I for one wouldn't spend any of my tears on someone I hated. I won't spend my tears on Wufei, the Wufei lovers, or you either, I promise! I would if I wasn't getting any of their stuff. And then you say he's sexist toward women. Have you ever wondered why? As in why, besides "Oh, he did it, cause he's Wufag, and Wufag's a dipshit." I mean, did they hurt him someway, and so he has this thing against them? Or he's uncomfortable around them, so he uses it as an excuse to get away from them? I mean, do something to think about it from a different pov. Um...here are a few theories. Theory #1: Since he's Chinese, he was raised with a attitude that women are weak. (In China, they don't think too highly of females. Haven't you ever seen the news or those documentaries done on Modern China?) Theory #2: Meiran's death had something to do with it. I think he really did care about Meiran-sama, but since he's a hardass, he never really told her. When she died, it did something to him, and it caused him to believe that all women were weak. That's what I was expecting from you, All-Knowing Wufei Lover, but you gave me some stupid shit instead. Blech. I highly doubt that Wufei is "uncomfortible" around women, since he ends up working with Sally at the end of Endless Waltz. (Oh damn, there went your theory!) And I never gave "Wufei is a dipshit" as a reason for him being sexist... Hmm. Actually I kind of like my point of view. Okay, this other reason you say you hate him, is that he rants about justice and has a rather twisted sense of it. Have you ever wondered why he rants about justice? He has no idea what the hell he is talking about? That's it! He lost a big lawsuit against Microsoft Corp? Maybe to show people that it still exists, or to convince himself it still exists, or because its what Meiran believed in, and if she was strong enough to fight for justice, then he should be to, and he's always talking about it, because he's trying to understand it, and is mostly talking to himself, than to others? Um...yes, exactly. You do a wonderful job of ranting, are you trying to impersonate Wufei? He believes that "justice" exists, he just thinks the only way to achieve it is genocide. Meiran believed in justice, but did she really agree with genocide? I don't think so. "Fighting" and "genocide" are two completely different ideas, Dragonchylde. (So I used her name, so what?) If you agree with Wufei, then may God have mercy on your soul. You know what people say about others who talk to themselves... Speaking of which. It sounds like you're doing a good job of convincing yourself that Wufei really doesn't suck. Now, you're going to say like you did on your site, that his wife dying is not a excuse for him to act like a jackass. Well if a person YOU cared about died in your arms, or died period, you'ld be a lil' outta of it, wouldn't you? Wouldn't some important part in you die, too? I'm sure you'ld be angry cause they'ld died, and well do some things to. That is precisely the point. Because Meiran died fighting for something she believed in is NOT a reason for Wufei to go into space (or to Earth) and kill off masses of people. I've had people close to me die, I was out of it for a while, but I didn't go on a killing spree. Wufei, on the other hand, is a nutcase. Plain and simple. REALLY?! Noooo. You don't say! Plus, Duo lost two very people at the Maxwell Church Massacre, does that mean he can use it as a reason to fight? Or that the fact that he's fighting for the colonies, is a reason to destroy millions of lives? That one goes for any of them. This proves that you have *read* something about Duo's past, but you have not actually read the Episode Zero manga. He doesn't use the Maxwell Church Massacre as a reason to fight or kill. He's trying to bring peace to the colonies AND Earth! You're an anti-Duo person, I can tell... Okay, about him not having the right to go on killing sprees. He did that *after* his whole colony blew up in front of him. Lets see how you would feel, if you watched YOUR whole entire family blow up in front of your eyes, and having to face the knowledge they weren't there anymore, or that you were the only one left, left all alone with no relavtives, and no where to go, no more home, at the age of 15. How when the war was over, if it ever ended, and you survived, where were you gonna go? What were you going to do? Cause you had no family, no one to go to, you where ALL ALONE, by yourself? Stop your god damn rambling, you are starting to make absolutely no sense to me, Death, or anyone else who is reading this damn letter... Aren't you kind of rambling here? MY GOD, this is starting to sound like a soap opera! Next on "As The Flames Burn..." I think (I know I've said this alot, and you're probably going, who cares what you think?), You're right, I'm starting not to give a damn about what you think. that if I was faced with all that knowledge, I'ld be a little whacked out for a while, and I'ld want the whole world to just curl up and die, so they just may know how I feel, to be alone, but then they probably wouldn't because, dying couldn't possible compare to the pain. I mean it might not be right, but you'ld probably be hurting so much, you wouldn't want anyones opinion, cause they can't talk about what you're doing, cause they don't know the pain you feel. And so I believe that one of the reasons he wanted to keep fighting was it meant he had a purpose, and he wouldn't be alone, and because every since the war started all he knew was how to fight, and take away that, and he didn't know what to do. Tralala....I'm not listening to the rambling idiot! Are you? Dum dum dum dum. Repitition is the sincerest form of pestering. And you say him being anti-social and sexist means he needs mental help. No, I take that back. Getting your panties in a bind over an anti-Wufei page means you need mental help. Well, I think somebody calling themselves the God of Death and actually believing it, would need some mental help too. This proves two things to me. 1) You hate Duo Maxwell, thereby making any further comments to make pointless, and 2) You truely do not understand Duo-kun's character. He calls himself Shinigami because in his mind, as well as in his life, anyone who gets close to him dies. It's true, as well. Solo, Father Maxwell, Sister Helen, HIS
OWN PARENTS. Your point being? Okay, now this next thing, I know you two didn't say, but you can pass on what I have to say about it to the person who did. I'm sorry, but Death and I aren't some kind of e-mail fowarding service. It was Heavyarms, he said he didn't like him cause he got credit for killing Trieze. I'm not saying Trieze didn't want to die, but look. Trieze lunged at Wufei. Prehaps he could have been ready to attack? Now, lets see if Wufei didn't lift his Thermal Trident up to impale itself inside the Gundam? What if his reflexes wern't that quick? Treize just might of won. So, it was actually Wu's quick reflexes. Thank you for re-telling me the story of Episode 47-48. I've only seen that particular episode(s) about four times. Without you, All Knowing-Wufei Lover, I would be lost. I'm sure Heavy appreciates it as well. Wow! Thanks for explaining the battle to us. Our limited perception and less than acceptable intellect de-abled us from seeing what ACTUALLY happened. Okay, thats all I really wanted to do, break down your reasons for hating him, cause they all seemed to be coming from people who didn't study it. No, I never bothered going online, going to anipike.com, finding sites with information on Gundam Wing, and learn something about it before I even started WRITING MY FIRST GUNDAM WING STORY! (Or watch the anime, for that matter.) Yes, you certainly have a stick crammed up your ass... That's ALL you wanted to do? Well, you've accomplished more than that. You've bored us to death too. I know you're probably like "Its an ANIME! Why should I waste my time studying it?", and you say you're teens, and well when I was a teen (I'm now 22, in college), I didn't have that big of patience to study something unless absolutely nessacary(like school stuff). Maybe you should have studied ENGLISH COMPOSITION more when you were in high school, dear. I'm a freaking junior in high school, and my spelling and grammar isn't NEARLY as terrible as yours. If you're 22 and in college, why the hell are you wasting your "valuable study time" harrassing a bunch of kids about their anti-Wufei page? X.x For a college girl, your grammar needs work. Psst. Little tip. Next time use the spell-checker, Miss Maturity. And since GW is an anime, that requires studying to really get the meaning of it(thats why people find the plot difficult, they miss some of the tiny but important things the characters say, that tell why something happened, or why someone did what), so I'm just trying to offer another pov. I would like to thank you once again, wonderful College-girl All-Knowing Wufei Lover, for telling me how to better understand ANY anime! * WingZero whacks the fool with her Silence Glaive. I did research on anime back when I was obsessed with Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon. As I've stated before, I tend to do that to ANY new anime series I watch, so I can understand it better. There's that abbreviation again. POV. I think you really like using that. Come on admit it. It makes you feel special! Okay, I realize the letter is long, and you say you do your site late at night, and you two probably have school and stuff, and any other activities you participate in, and it was torture to sit through this, but I'ld appreciate it if, you two would reply. Ja ne. Yes, I do have school things I have to do, but I felt like making some sarcastic comments about your letter was a much better way of using the time. It was torture having to sit here for 45 minutes and answer your load of rambling bs. (Yes, that IS putting it NICELY.) You have your reply now, and everyone's read it as well. Sayonera, bakayaro. - WingZero Pfft. No, we have all the time in the world to sit here and pick apart your book, err, letter. By the way, next time you open the books to study, look up run-on sentences for me. -Rook, our guest commentator for this update! ;) Sincerly,Dragonchylde