I've come to a few conclusions about this site. 1) People are fascinated with my wit and sarcasm, so they send me flames in order to see my reaction to them or 2) These people are honestly trying to defend Wufei. I can't decide which is more frightening. Either way, here are some more flames to either laugh your ass off at, or b**** at me about over e-mail. Enjoy! Oh btw I'm new here, I speak in red :) - Griever And I talk in Green - Shinigami
From: Tragedy241@gateway.net Date: Thu, 2 Nov 2000 21:55:03 EST Subject: lol! To: Guidebot2@netzero.net, wingzeroelite@yahoo.com I really should get rid of Death's e-mail, seeing how he never has time to read any of the wonderful, stupid flames he receives. yeah right! your page is like not funny. Please tell me you're some kind of valley girl or something, because this has to be one of the best examples of crappy grammar or something. umm, READY?, OK! GIMME A V-A-L-L-E-Y G-I-R-L, what does it spell?! LIKE UMM VALLEY GIRL! when i saw WUFEI SUCKS i was like yeah finally a anti-Wufei page! With a title like "Wufei Sucks!", what the hell did you think this was, a Sailormercury shrine? It's nice to know that you recognized that. I would assume people thought we worshipped Wufei like a lovely person I know named Meiran32. but then i started reading all of this and its really crappy and not funny. Your letter is super crappy and not funny, either. Ever heard of the SHIFT key? It's right under CAPS LOCK and ENTER. Really crappy, and not funny. You have no sense of humor, and by now I'm sure you are a blonde. First of all, my friend WingZero has more l337 HTML skillz in her fucking TOENAIL than you have in your entire body. As for the humor, I know many people who think it's hilarious, whether or not they agree on it. Looks like you're the minority, or should I be more blunt and say the loner? I think the anti-door site is actually funnier than your page! amazing isn't it. You think the Anti-Door page is funnier than my page? I suppose you have no CONCEPT of humor. No, I don't find it amazing, I find it frightening. Amazing? Yeah, amazing like when my dog farts. Anti-door site? *goes into ghetto black/valley girl dialect* Puhleeze gurl you know for real that you is cuhrazy, cuz you know like that anti-door page is worse than burnt fried chicken! *slips out of dialect* and whats with calling everyone bitches if they dont' like your page? Never claimed that people who didn't like people were bitches, although I'm willing to make an exception in your case. I believe you place an apostrophe before the "S" in "Whats" or something. BITCH! dude whatever crack you're sniffin must be the good stuff cus it sure is working. Nope, I'm not sniffing a damn thing, but I'm pretty sure you got sold the laced crap from your boyfriend drug dealer. Maybe you should talk to him and see about getting a refund. Yeah I smoke only the best. and all those people that signed your guestbook saying that your site is funny GOD HELP THEM! May God help you, poor lost, innocent, pre-pubescent 12 year old. If you don't like this site you're going to Hell, so God help you! an anti-WuFei fan that hates your page, LOL! That's a first...an anti-Wufei fan who hates my page. Wouldn't that make you a PRO-WUFEI fan? Good, don't ever come back. ~Kat I can only think of one word that accurately describes her: STUPID. Kat sux. Wow! webpage idea!
From: OasisStardune@aol.com Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2000 14:55:39 EST Subject: Why Wufei sucks.... To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com, Guidebot2@netzero.net Hmmm..... :: looks over website:: ... Oh.... So THIS is what the wackos at the local funny farms do with they're free time. No, "wackos" at the local funny farm are busy planning the demise of complete morons such as yourself. Perhaps you're one of the wackos yourself. First of all, get off of the simming crap. This promotes lameness, and wackos? funny farm? Increase your vernacular skills. Okay, I can deal.::mental note to self, does not find it surprising that there is no guestbook on the site:: A guestbook no longer exists on the site because of tight arses such as yourself who can't be men/women and e-mail me. Oh no, I have your e-mail! Whatever will I do with it!? I might just post it on the flames page along with your stupid little rant so people you p*** off can enjoy themselves by sending you spam! Oh wait, I'm already doing that! Gomen! Hey assholes, you ever work up the courage then meet me at a chat room some time and and I'll show you every fucking hole in your weak reasoning. Thank the gods I haven't had AOL for three years. If you *really* want to gripe at me, get mIRC, and connect to server irc.ircd-net.org, port 6667, and join #gundamw. *grin* If you have any testicles, then show up at irc.ircd-net.org in #gundamw, kahncentral.net in #dbz using the default port (6667) for both servers. We don't do Yahoo! chat by the way. Good day to you until then. I'll show myself out and you pathetic excuse for Gundam Wing fans in the fetal postions that I found you in. Finish that laced joint you were sharing with your friend "Kat", ok? Ja ne, kisama! Oh God, let us pray to thee. Why does this heavenly AOLer dislike us? Or here's a better one. "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do." Oh yes another thing, fetal positions: how bout no? Oasis Stardune kisama
Reply-to: "[Withheld]" (kt@maine.rr.com) From: "[Withheld]" (kt@maine.rr.com) To: "WingZero" (wingzeroelite@yahoo.com) Subject: Re: site Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 15:12:36 -0500 i'm sorry to inform you, but, yeah, my spelling sucks so shoot me GLADLY! Just hand me a GUN! That's the one thing that irks me more than the fact that there are so many stupid Wufei fans like her...people who can't spell or write correctly. *BANG* fine, put it this way i am not 12, thank you very much i'm 15 Oh MY! You're 15, you're such an adult, and you're just SO superior to me. I was off by three whole years! Damn, I rock! I bet you still can't even GUESS how old I am, can you, Miss Priss? Doesn't matter, you're still a dipshit. oh, and about the grammer, i'm a WRITER i WRITE so give me a break if i don't use it for once in life ROFL! You're a "writer," ne? With such crappy G-R-A-M-M-A-R and spelling that you have, I could hardly tell. Oh well, that's why Corel and Microsoft are making money off their word processing software, so idiots like you don't have to learn simple things such as capitalization or punctuation in school, right? Grammar too. If you are a WRITER, then you would know how to spell. and i'm not jerry springer okay? yeah, i like the final thought phrase jeez... Wah, wah, wah. Go back to your mother and cry like the baby you are, you 15 month old little kid. Yeah Jerry Springer is much more 'intertaining' (whatever that means) also, if you don't like a certain character in a show why on earth are you damn-well flaming him? Let me define what a flame is for you. A flame is sending insulting messages TO someone (i.e. what you're doing), NOT just making fun of someone. Since this is not sent directly TO Chang Wufei in an e-mail, this site cannot be considered a flame. Idiot Child. It's not a flame, it's a tribute to his stupidity and why we think what we think. If you don't like it, then you can go to a very hot place, and I don't mean Tahiti. that's what i think is immature I think the fact you can't even use correct capitialization and punctuation is incredibly immature and stupid. Which is why you decided to take the mature position and not get involved at all, ne? it's not funny, too Yes, the fact that my 10 year old sister can construct better sentences than you, a "15 year old", is extremely hilarious. "it's not funny, either" you and your gawd awful grammar. tsk tsk if you added a bit more humor to it, i think, even though i like the character it could be funny It's got plenty of it. Unfortunately, you are completely oblivious to humor of any kind. Listen hee-ah (if you can't pronounce that, then sux for you) this page has humor running out of it's ass. i DO have a sense of humor I could hardly tell. Could have fooled me. example: reasons why we hate wufei (or wufag or whatever) those damn bedsheets he's always wearing that ponytail that would give any normal person a migraine Now, I don't understand why the hell you put this here. Is this something you claim is on my page, or is it some shit that you want me to put on my page? One, Wufei does not "wear bedsheets", he wears a tank top and a large hat for pants. (You, seeing how you're a tightass who didn't check out my image gallery, wouldn't get it.) Two, yes, the ponytail could give anyone else on Earth a headache, but that has to be the STUPIDEST reasoning for hating a character. It's almost as bad as "The Anti-Duo Club HQ's" "Duo sucks" reason. So, might I suggest you take that log that's currently lodged UP YOUR ASS and SHOVE IT EVEN FARTHER UP!? Thank you, bitch, and have a nice day. Is there a point to putting one of our reasons here? something like that, ne? Kutabare/Kusottare, onore. Yeah, sure as shit. ~CopperThorne P.S. Have YOU ever seen Gundam Wing or Endless Waltz subbed? Probably not, so let me tell you something about Wufei in the original: He's EXACTLY the same as he is in the frickin' English dub, so screw you with your "your a 14 year old guy who has only seen Gundam Wing dubbed" shit.
How many of you guys remember the "Gundam Wing Boys Hate Page?" Well, shortly after it debuted on the Anipike, Geocities promptly killed the account. (Oh DAMN!) I just now received the most interesting letter I've ever gotten in my life. I suggest you check this one out... ;) I copied this straight from Yahoo!'s e-mail thing, and they DID write it THIS in pink. X.x
From: "Danial and Linda" (gundamboysuck@hotmail.com) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2000 00:24:18 GMT
What the hell is wrong with you?!
Some people
think I smoke crack and that I'm
mentally
insane. What the hell is YOUR problem?
You mean
beside the fact that I have to read shit
that you send out? Nothing at all.
Washu is the bomb!!!!
I'm glad
you think Washu is "the bomb." What the
hell is the point of your e-mail?
Well duh,
but who the fuck are you to say this?
Lowly
POSs like you should not even mention
Washu's name. She is too good for you.
She's a helluva lot better than Heero.
I don't think so...
I'm going
to take an objective point of view
here and say they are pretty much about equal.
Washu is a goddess, yes, but Heero has WingZero.
If Heero were to appear in Tenchi, then Washu
would totally 0wn him, and vice versa.
Washu doesn't go to bed to with
whomever she walks by,
unlike our good friend Heero who slept with Relena AND
various women.
I never said
that Washu slept around like some
cheap slut, and Heero isn't some sort of male
whore. Wait a minute, according to your little
"story," Heero's gay, so why the hell would
someone who slept with Trowa for fifty cents
sleep around with "Relena and various women?"
How many episodes of Gundam Wing have you seen?
The first half of the first episode?
Well, in
some episodes Washu does require some
*bodily fluids* from Tenchi. And when she is
portrayed as an adult in the TV series, she does
say she will go on a date it if is only with Tenchi.
Washu is also SMART, beutiful and she NOT a slut!
Washu, believe
or not, has an IQ of 0. Want to
know why? Because she is an anime character,
and therefore, does not have any IQ whatsoever.
I suppose Washu is 'beutiful,' whatever that
means, and I'm glad you think she's not a slut.
I never stated that she was.
No, but who the fuck ever said she was?
She can kick Duo's ass you know!
Good for
Washu. It's nice to know you think she
has a chance against a 7.4 metric ton Gundam.
(That is the weight for DeathScythe Hell, in
case you were wondering.)
Ok, here's
where I'm going to tell you to kiss
my ass, because Duo is my favorite gundam pilot.
Here's a question for you, oh wise one, why in
the world would Washu want to harm Duo?
At least Washu is known as the
"Greatest Scientific
Genius in the universe",
Until you
e-mailed me, I was unaware of the fact
that such a title existed.
While Heero and Duo are known
as The ugliest sluts in
the universe!!!!
No, the "Ugliest
Slut In The Universe" title goes
to Chiba Mamoru/Tuxedo Kamen from Sailormoon.
It's lovely
how these pre-pubescent little 10
year olds (who don't have any writing skills
whatsoever) can just take one title from Tenchi,
and then go and make up stupid ass terms for Duo
and Heero. I'm sure you've seen a total of ZERO
Gundam Wing episodes (gotta love that pun :P).
You and that stupid guy who's
at Duo's Garage said that
Washu touched tenchi dick!
I and the
webmaster of Duo's Garage said WHAT? I
think you have your facts twisted around too much.
I said that I did not LIKE Washu as much as I liked
some of the other Gundam Wing characters, but she's
still higher up on my list than Wufei and Tuxedo
Kamen. Ignorant dumbass Tenchi dubbie.
Who said that?
She didnt!!!!!!!
And for some
reason I should believe you
because...?
It was Quatre since he's gay he butt fucked him.
1) Quatre
didn't "butt fuck" anyone, and 2) Who
is this "he" that Quatre supposedly "butt fucked?"
This would
lead one to believe Tenchi is gay. So
heres a tip for you: go find a broomstick AND SHOVE
IT UP YOUR ASS. Tenchi isn't gay.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! By the way, I've
seen your review of my page
and I really don't care.
It's nice
to know that you don't care. The only reason
it exists is to warn other people of the crap you used
to have on your page. Do you even REALIZE that Geocities
killed your account about two months ago? Probably not.
If you have no idea about what the hell he's ranting
about, go here.
Just as long as you don't insult Little Washu!
*WingZero
gets out Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo, who
takes a deep breath...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL...
Have you ever meet my friend Little Washu? She's the
biggest slut in the whole wide world! She's a stupid
slut, a cheapass slut, she's a slut around everyone she
sees! I would NEVER insult "Little Washu."
Nobody insulted the 20,000 year old Goddess.
-Danial
...What
kind of fucked up version of "Daniel" is that?
Someone needs to tell his parents to rename him...