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AKA: The Page for Attention Hungry Idiots

It's pretty sad when you have to expand a flames section to *five* pages. But, I suppose these people LOVE testing my endless wit and sarcasm. Here are the latest flames..Griever speaks in RED, and Shinigami speaks in GREEN.


I would have posted this flame sooner, but I didn't really read its contents until NOW...

From: "Cloe Rolland" (zin_no_miko@hotmail.com)
To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com
Subject: Yes, I AM a Wufei fan with a sense of 
humor. *gasp* Oh my god! Who knew?

Are you now?  Let's find out, shall we?

Date: Tue, 07 Nov 2000 19:50:06 CST

Hello, dear. I am one of the very few of the 
little children that LIKE Wufei wth a sense of
humor. Your site is all in all, except for the
'Wufag' comments, whom make you seem a bit 
homophobic, is pretty okay.

Who the hell are you calling dear?  And who 
cares if I'm a homophobe?  "Pretty okay"? 
Please tell me what that means.

OMG! WE'RE FUCKING HOMOPHOBES!

So, you're another 12 year old loser that's 
come to bitch at me about my page?  
Wonderful.  I'm a homophobe?  If I'm SUCH A 
HOMOPHOBE, why the hell do I like 
TasukixNuriko and HarukaxMichiru, eh?  I guess
that blows your opinion of me being a homophobe
out the door, doesn't it?

The ONE thing I'm going to complain about is 
the constant comparison of Wufei to Trowa or 
Heero. Trowa is wonderful, and gorgeous, and 
most of all, who the hell do you know that can 
resist Ai wa Ryuusei?

Who said Trowa wasn't wonderful, etc. etc.?  We 
concentrate on hating Wufei. I don't have a 
problem with Trowa.

Yes, Trowa is great.

Trowa...is a GOD compared to Wufei. By the way, 
this IS my page, so I can make as many comments 
and comparisons between him, Heero, and Wufei as
I wish.  "Ai wa Ryuusei" is the BEST Gundam Wing
single, in my opinion. Nakahara Shigeru has a 
DAMN GOOD voice.

Heero, though, shares MANY of Wufei's problems. 
First: The voice. OH MY GOD, the voice. Midorikawa
Hikaru has the most horrible, nasal voice in the
universe. Wufei's seiyuu, Ishino Ryuuzou, has a 
wonderful singing voice.

Excuse the fuck out of you, but I'd like to see 
you do a better casting job.  You have shitty taste.  

Wufei's seiyuu also has starred in a total of THREE
anime, wonder why he hasnt been hired in any others? 
Hikaru has starred and costarred in over 8.

* WingZero re-reads that comment about 
Midorikawa-sama, and loses it. Dear, and I use the
word loosely in your case, Ishino Ryuuzou has starred
in EIGHT anime series, and I think Gundam Wing was 
the only anime he actually landed a somewhat MAJOR 
PART IN.  Midorikawa Hikaru, on the other hand, has 
appeared in almost EVERY popular anime series.  Saber
Marionette, Dragonball *FOUR TIMES*, Sailormoon 
(TWICE), Gundam Wing, Weiss Kreuz, Shoujo Kakumei 
Utena, Fushigi Yuugi, Recca no Honou...you name it, 
dear, he's been in it. I guess Japanese people LIKE 
that man with the most "horrible, nasal voice in the
universe."

Heero, on the other hand, does not. Don't belive me? 
Listen to Cry for the Dream.

"Cry for the Dream" is probably the shittiest song 
I've ever heard, and the worst Heero Image song ever.

Listen to "Tatoe Kimi Ga Hohoendemo" or "Ore Dake no 
Kotoba De."

As much as it sickens me to say this...I have to agree
with you. "Cry for The Dream" is the WORST Heero image
song I've ever heard, and I don't think it's a big 
favorite among Hee-chan fans anyways. Have you even 
HEARD "Ore Dake no Kotoba De" (In My Own Words),
"Tatoe Kimi Ga Hohoendemo" (Even When You Smile), 
"Fly Away", or "Take off the to Sky?"  Obviously 
not, because then you would see that Hikaru's voice
isn't THAT bad.  I'm sorry to say this, but Ishino-kun 
can't sing for shit.  And yes, I HAVE heard ALL of 
Wufei's image songs.  They are CRAP.
  
Second: The hair. Have you noticed how Heero's hair 
goes in a perfect circular motion from a central point? 
Wufei's hair, though, is also very frightening. 

Wufei's hair is a mass of lard/cooking grease.  I bet a
could fry a hamburger on it, but why would I want to? 
I bet it's more dirty than dogshit.

Are you complimenting heero's hair?

Thank you for complimenting Hee-chan's hair, he 
appreciates it.  I'd rather have Heero with his hair 
looking the way it does instead of Wufei with his 
lard-saturated hair in that ponytail that obviously 
cut off blood circulation to the brain.

the 'mass murderer' thing: Three words: Omae o Korosu. 
'Nuff said.

"mass murderer?"  What the hell do you think the Perfect
Soldier does, knit?  And if you want to be politically 
fucking correct, it isn't mass murderer, but "multiple 
murderer".  Beware, you may be next.

Umm...He says that to ONE person, Relena.

"Mass Murderer."  When you think about it, ALL OF THEM 
are "mass murderers," but I think Wufei loves killing more
than Heero does.  As for the "omae o korosu" statement, 
he only says that to Relena, NOT to anyone else.
 
If you want to argue these points, e-mail me. I love 
arguments.

I love to make fun of you.  Ja!

No, I won't.  If I e-mail you, my comments will be 
about twenty times worse than they are on this page.  
I think adding you to my flames page will suffice.

-Fujimiya Aya

She disgraces the cutest and COOLEST character from 
"Weiss Kreuz" by using his name.  How sad.

ps. Tasuki from Fushigi Yuugi has the 'Onna' problem. 
He is still the hottest person in the world, though.

Haven't seen Fushigi Yuugi, but I'm sure you shall be
maimed for this comment as my dear companion WingZero 
has, and she seems pretty much to hate you already.

Tasuki is also commonly paired with Nuriko, making him
gay, remind you of someone? (I have nothing against 
Tasuki BTW, just Wufei)

Here we go again with the "Tasuki says 'onna' too!" 
bitch again.  I have absolutely NO problem with Tasuki
or Vegeta.  I have to add that to this page one day.

From: "Brigham Toskin" (xskinnyx@wufei.zzn.com)
Date: Sat, 25 Nov 2000 09:26:35 -0400 
To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com 

You are General Blair! Don't say no! 

You're right. I'm General Blair, the owner of "Second
Pilot." I'm not going to deny it. *end sarcasm*

I can tell you arre! 

So, you're a psychic?  Cool!

In fact Blair, I also know you own EVERY Duo site, 
Heero site and Trowa site!

Curses!  Fouled again!  How in the world did you know
that I own EVERY SINGLE Duo, Heero, and Trowa sites
on the Web!?
 
You are sp pathetic. 

I'm not nearly as pathetic as someone like who you
honestly thinks I own ever GW website on the Web.

Why do you devote hours of your time to critisize 
other people's tastes? 

Why not? And it's "criticize", junior.

Do you have that much time on your hands? 

Actually, no, but I can always make time to 
insult complete morons such as yourself.

Is your taste any better? 

When it comes to some of these other 
anti-pages that I've seen, hell yeah.

You should learn to respect other people 
and their opinions. 

Take your own advice, moron.

AND leave Danial, Linda, Sasukechan and 
Gundam Sux ALONE! 

Only after you leave me alone, you 10 year 
old loser.

Science Up your Life! 

What?

ALL IS FULL OF LOVE!

Suuuuuure...

Brigham

Idiot.

From: "Neko Wufei" (neko_wufei@hotmail.com)
To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com, 
ChibiDuo@excite.com, griever@jolt.dyndns.org Subject: I'd figure your page deserved this Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 07:57:01 -0600 To: "Neko Wufei" (neko_wufei@hotmail.com) From: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com,
ChibiDuo@excite.com, griever@ircd-net.org (Yes, new e-mail address for Griever.) Subject: We felt that you deserved to be
on our flames page. Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 17:57:01 -0600
First Response: *Ahem* You cumguzzling bastards!!! First, I'm not a bastard. Second, I don't "guzzle cum." How in all things holy could you dislike Wufei?!! How in all things holy could you LIKE Wufei? Why besides the fact that he's a little edgey and doesn't really follow rules or anything. Go to...the WHY? section, and READ that section about ten times. It might actually sink into your pathetic brain. ...... Well he's beautiful and I like him alot!! ::huff:: I'm glad you think Wufei is beautiful, and that you like him a lot. Fortunately, I don't. She used that simming stuff, oooh boy, is Shinigami going to go off on her for using that. Second Response: Wufag? Bitch Boy? Do you two ever read and dojin? "Do you two ever read and dojin?" If I only knew how to "dojin", whatever that is. Yes, we call Wufei "Wufag" and "Bitch Boy", how kind of you to notice. My god! If I had a dollar for every fucking comic book I have with Duo cornholing Heero in the ass I'd have .... all the money back I spent on the comic books .... which is alot!!! If you've been reading "comic books" with Duo and Heero having sex, then those are called doujinshi that FANS MADE. They are not official manga, and therefore, don't even use the excuse that "Heero and Duo are gay because I saw it in a manga!" If this "manga"(NOT "comic book")is NOT called "Episode Zero", "Ground Zero", or "Blind Target", shut up. I mean I have at least 16 comic boys with Heero and Duo fucking none stop!! Sucking cock and slapping each other's asses! Yeah, thanks for sharing the details of your YAOI doujinshi which aren't even official manga. So don't go there with the homo route. Uh...yeah... I mean that WOULD be the way you insult him because everyone is homophobic in this world! Yes, my reference to Wufei as a fag makes me a homophobe. You're so right. *end sarcasm* Third Response: (Not that your still reading, BUT) Surprise, I still am. I understadn you all have your opinions but I mean it takes ALL kinds to make up a show. You "understadn" that I have opinions, which is why you are flaming me for having them, right? Just because you can't think up original chars doesn't mean you sound go around dissing them. Hajime and Yoshiyuki would be ashamed to see this. What the hell does making up original characters have to do with my dislike of Wufei? I can make up original characters, but you know what? I don't want to, so go play with yourself, kid.

From: WufeiChangsGirl@aol.com
Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 21:42:24 EST 
Subject: Wufei Sucks Website! 
To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com 

I have seen you website and the "Why Wufei Sucks" 
page. 

Obviously.  How else would you get my e-mail 
address if you didn't?

I have a reason why you think Wufei is touchy 
about the word "Justice" because he has a sense 
of dignity and pride.

What a wonderful sense of "dignity": thinking that
everyone is inferior to you and being a sexist.  
Don't remind me about his messed up pride, 
please... X.x
 
You are just full of stupid crap thinking Wufei 
sucks. 

I am full of "stupid crap" for expressing an 
opinion?  Excuse the hell out of me.

If you don't want people flaming you, go flame 
yourself.

* WingZero lights herself on fire.  Look everyone! 
I'm flaming myself!  This has to be the stupidest 
"way to avoid flames" I've ever heard in my life.
"...flame yourself" indeed.

From: Epyon504@aol.com
Date: Fri, 24 Nov 2000 19:34:40 EST 
Subject: hey 
To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com 

hey i dont aprove of your site.

Hey, I don't "aprove" of your lack of
even basic grammar skills.  How about 
doing me a favor and learning how to spell
the word APPROVE, as well as some grammar?

i like wufei.

Good for you.

his gundams and his character are much better than 
heero or qatra or trowa or duo.

His Gundams are one of the coolest, but his 
character sucks ass.  I believe the pilot of 
Sandrock's name is spelled Q-U-A-T-R-E.

whoever gave you that award  was VERY WRONG.

Yes, of course.  Anyone who gives me any
sort of reward is evil in your eyes, because
they support me for some strange reason.

and dont say nothin like"if u like wufei so much why 
did u come to 'wufei sucks" i came to see why you say 
such a STUPID THING           
    peace

I'm just wondering how the hell you managed to
pass the third grade with such terrible 
capitialization, grammar, and spelling skills.  X.x  

From: ANiMepHaN752@aol.com
Date: Sat, 18 Nov 2000 21:25:32 EST 
Subject: (no subject) 
To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com 

geese people! stops making web sites about anime 
people hoo u think hoo sucks! 

Geez, people!  LEARN HOW TO SPELL THE WORDS "WHO"
AND "GEEZ"! GOD!  They should make more pages that 
show people the CORRECT way of spelling things.

it's pissing me OFFFFFF!!!!!! 

You're getting me quite PO'd as well.

even if i didnt like the character, i still dont 
think you should say "This character sucks" and 
all...... 

I see you failed to actually look at my site 
before you made that oh-so-wise judgement.  If
you had actually looked, you would see that my
page does not say "'This character sucks' and 
all....."

It's annoying anyway!

As are you.

~sum dude

Bakayaro.

From: "Misao Makimachi" (misao05@hotmail.com)
To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com
Subject: Your Page
Date: Sat, 25 Nov 2000 23:59:38 -0500

HI... I was surfing the internet and I came apon
you page.

"I came UPON YOUR page," as well.
 
I can't believe so many people hate WuFei. 

Duh, baka.

He was the first character in crappy gundam wing
I actually liked. 

You have some warped tastes.

But that's my opinion. 

True, and you're entitled to it, as am I.

I like the whole format of your page with the 
whole black and white effect. 

Why, thank you.  The black and white motif is 
rather popular among COOL anti-pages.

NICE... and I think your page is mostly funny but 
some stuff kind of got me wondering.

Really?  What stuff?

Some stuff was kind of weird and stupid:
1. "#1 ..redeeming trait? Isn't he just totally 
sexy overall? No...he's not sexy...he's quite ugly,
in fact..." I think his cat-like eyes are hot but 
his hair is just o_O but then again they can't 
all have hair like Aoshi ^.^

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.....

2. "#8 how he doesn't like the ummm..stalker.
Um...Hello? Who is 'The Stalker'? That dude from 
the Scream movies? Give me a break..." The Stalker
is Relena. I thought everyone knew that since she
stalks Heero throughout the whole series.

1) You are oblivious to any kind of sarcasm.  2) I
know who "The Stalker" is that they are referring
to... 3) Relena does NOT stalk Heero thoughout 
the ENTIRE series.  Once she becomes Queen of 
the World, she kind of...grows up and stops
following Heero around like some little lost puppy.

3. "#99 He's Perfect
1) already been used and 2) He's not perfect, Heero 
Yuy is." First off Heero isn't perfect because he
failed to kill Relena several times. 

"Perfect" in the sense that he's the "perfect 
soldier."

Secondly I think WuFei is the most normal and 
righteous out of all of them because he is the 
first one NOT to freak out with the Zero system 
sure he feels it coming on but not as strongly 
as the other pilots.

Yes, I'm quite sure calling everyone either 
"kisama", "weakling", or "onna" is normal and 
righteous.  How in the world does that lead up
to Wufei "not freaking out with the ZERO system?" 
By the way, that has to be the BEST run-on 
sentence I've seen in my life! 

4. Woah! so you hate him because he is antisocial.
Well I'm sorry but that's the stupidest reason to 
hate someone. He doesn't "hate" women he just 
doesn't like to see women fight because a) his wife  
b) I think its because of his culture (remember 
Mulan something like that)

The "his wife" excuse is so damn old.  If he 
wanted to honor his dead wife, he should respect 
all women.  Yes, I've SEEN Mulan, and I'm really,
REALLY tired of the "it's his culture defense."
Quatre is Arabian, a society notorious for its 
'wonderful' treatment of women, and he doesn't 
act like or treat women like crap.

5. "He rants on and on about justice. BORING!!!" 
SO Relena rants about total pacifism you don't 
find that boring? Hell I sure do. But then again 
the creators of Gw where obviously not in their 
right mind when making the show.

If that's how you feel, then you have completely
missed the entire point, and the theme of "Gundam
Wing."

6. "In endless waltz he is the traitor" It seems
to me that you don't get the point WuFei is trying
to make in EW. He wants to get rid of Earth because
he feels it's "evil and it sucks as a planet for 
people" so he joins Dekim because his plan was to 
destroy Earth with the original plan to drop a 
colony on the Earth. Maybe you should watch it 
again...

I don't get the point?  I think YOU don't see the 
point to him defecting to Dekim in Endless Waltz.
As for me watching Endless Waltz again, I watch it
about three times a week.

Ok I think that was all. If I miss something I'll 
write back. and please I'm not trying to flame you
and sound bitchy and stuff this is just my opinion
of your page and of WuFei. 

An opinion which is so cleverly disguised as a flame.

I didn't flame you for not liking WuFei because I
think everyone has their own opinion as I have mine. 

Which is exactly why you bothered to e-mail me.  How
sweet of you.

BTW your deathmatch thing was HILARIOUS!!! LOL! 
I loved it!

Most people do, and it isn't mine.  I'm borrowing it
from a friend's Anti-Tux page.

~ Misao ^.^

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