It's pretty sad when you have to expand a flames section to *six* pages. But, I suppose these people LOVE testing my endless wit and sarcasm. Here are the latest flames. Griever speaks in RED, Shinigami speaks in GREEN, and Fusion speaks in ORANGE.
First off, I would like to congradulate this idiot for breaking a nine-day flame-free record I had. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
From: "Inna K." (cute_serena@hotmail.com) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2000 18:39:17 -0000 Hi there whatcha-ma-call-it "You", I have a name, child. It's "WingZero." I am really not in the mood right now for u to be talkin that way about Wufei! I'm so sorry that you're PMSing, might I suggest Midol? YOU ARE JUST SO PATHETIC! Why, thank you. So are you. Unlike whatever you think I think that Wufei is actually the smartest of all the pilots. Somehow, your opinion matters SO MUCH to me because...? By the way, Wufei isn't that smart. ;) And unlike the others he stands alone in what he believes in. Uhh...what? Of course he stands alone in what he believes in. Only an idiot such as himself with his IQ would believe in the shit that he values so dearly. And no he does not hate women! You're so right. His reference to all women as "weak" is some sort of term of endearment, right? really what kinda of an idiot you are. "really what kinda of an idiot you are." That statement speaks for itself. You have an IQ of -150, and I previously thought that THAT wasn't possible. HAHAHAHHAHA. Good lord son, what kind of shit have you been smoking? "what kinda of an idiot you are"????? Dude, if you wanna speak English, why don't you fucking learn how to speak English, instead of looking like a total dumbass? Errr, probably because you ARE a total dumbass, and can't help it. My apologies. Now fuck off. He just doesn't like to fight them and he doesn't think that women should be fighting battles. Who the hell cares what Wufei thinks? He's a dumbass, and I think Noin shoulda torn him a NEW one in that one episode she was fighting him in. THATS ALL! If he hates women so much then why do you think he is married? WAS married, child. Meiran died after fighting the Alliance bastards in Episode Zero. You need to pay better attention to details. Got a good answer for that question, huh? See above. So stop being such an idiot and actually start to use your brain before saying some stupid crap that comes out of your mouth! Take your own advice, and learn to proofread your e-mails before you send them out. GOOD LORD! ROFL!!!!!!!!! Buddy, you have made my day. You are one of the dumbest people ever to have written into this site. "Start to use your brain"? Dude, TAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING ADVICE, and shut the fuck up. You couldn't assemble a coherent sentence if someone PAID you to! I really hope your site gets shut down. Oh yes, feel free to contact my webspace provider at wingnut@vauss.com. I wonder what she'll tell you for bothering her with petty, silly crap such as "SHUT DOWN THAT ANTI-WUFEI PAGE ON YOUR SERVER! IT'S EVIL AND I DONUT LIKE IT!" You fucking dumbass. What in the hell is wrong with you? Someone outta clue your mom in on exactly what you're doing with all those empty cans of hairspray and paint thinner in your room. Then again, she probably already knows. How could anyone NOT know, having to listen to a moron like you? I'm not even kiddin around. Neither am I. Wingnut is going to be EXTREMELY pissed off that you're bothering her about a page she has no control over. You are just pathetic. You already told me this. You don't need to repeat yourself. Your site doesn't even look nice. Oh, really? I guess you think The Anti-Duo Club HQ's page is "da bomb", don't you? Your elements are pathetic too. Excuse the fuck out of you. I want to see you do a better job. Sheesh what idiots! Go look at yourself in the mirror. Do I even need to comment on the irony in this statement? Conclusion: Just another dumbass in a long history of dumbasses.
I accidently left out this idiot in my last Hall o' Idiocy update.
From: ShinigamiFyre@aol.com
Date: Sun, 3 Dec 2000 18:54:50 EST
Subject: Your page
To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com
ok, first of all, may I please ask why you
made your anti-Wufei page?
http://www.vauss.com/wufeisux/why.html explains it all,
if you had even bothered to stop crying over
the fact this page exists and clicked on the
link entitled "Reasons We Hate Wufei."
Sure, it says that you made it just because
theres all these other anti-pages, and you
say that its pointless, but it doesnt
neccessarily seem that way.. *shrug*
Your point being? The reason this page exists:
It's our way to express our hatred for Crappy
Wufag. Happy now? Thank you, and have a nice
day.
Huh? Why did we make our Anti-Wufei page? You
illiterate moron - read the "Why" section. Wait
- if you are illiterate, you must not be able to
read what I'm writing. That must explain how
your letter is such a MORONIC PILE OF DONKEY SHIT.
Asshole.
And then you say that your whole page is supposed
to be a joke.
It is.
-None- of your page is made in a jokingly manner. It
seems to me that its all quite serious and rude.
It's called you lack a sense of humor, and you're
just pissed off because this page is an anti-page
to WUFEI and not one of the more hated characters
of Gundam Wing, such as Relena or Dorothy.
You damn idiot, if you are offended by the content
on our page, go to www.disney.com or some other
stupid kids site. If you can't handle a little
humor, then you should go stick your head in a toilet
and flush a couple hundred times - maybe it'll cleanse
the SHIT that's floating around in your head,
masquerading as BRAINS.
But that all doesn't bother me, quite frankly. I'm
ok with people making anti- pages, its fine and all
with me. In fact, I go to a lot of anti-Relena pages
(Hell.. who doesnt? ^^).
1) I rest my case. 2) I don't like anti-Relena pages
because of the simple fact that a) they are pieces
of crap, b) they're made by a bunch of pissed off
yaoi fans that like the 1x2 pairing and want Relena
out the the picture,and c) they suck. Have I
answered your question?
I would just like to point out two things to you.
Oh God, another psudo-webpage reviewer. As Two-Mix
states in "Future Mystery," FIRE AWAY!
One, why do you continously call Wufei a "fag" or
"Wufag", when that is a deogratory (sp?) term for
homosexuals, and no where do you back up the fact
that he is gay.
1) Wufei is a fag. 2) I can call him that because
of this wonderful thing in the United States
Constitution known as the FREEDOM OF SPEECH. 3) Yaoi
fans claim Wufei is gay all the time (5x13, 5x6x13,
does any of those look familiar?), and they have no
proof he is gay, so do me and the rest of the
world a favor and SHUT UP, YO!
Because we fucking feel like it, that's why. If you
don't like it, go someplace else.
"fag" is one of the worst things to call a gay person,
and its is VERY offensive to them.
So is referring to Wufei as a fag, but *shrug*. And
where the hell is your evidence that Wufei is a homosexual?
Let me guess, it's some really stupid 5x13/13x5 doujinshi,
ne?
If this page is a joke, why use a term that so rude?
To torque the screws of little pissants such as yourself,
and get my jollies from seeing you rant on and on about
it. How's that for an answer?
Secondly, I would like to bring your attention to your
word choice on your "Wufei's Wonderful Traits" page.
Oh Lord, you aren't done yet?
One of you say "he's a weak kisama."
GLORY BE! SHE HAS READ SOMETHING FROM THIS PAGE!
Note her use of the copy and paste commands as well!
You really cant say that. Do you know what "kisama"
means? Its a form of "you". A rude term used as an
expletive. So, you really cant say "weak you". Sorry,
it just doesnt work.
Why, thank you for explaining to me the use of
"kisama," since I'm such a total fucking idiot who
has never seen any sort of anime other than the
shit Craptoon spews out on Toonami. I feel so
enlightened. By the way, "kisama" is OFTEN translated
as "bastard", so relearn Japanese.
No, I don't know what "kisama" means. But I didn't
know that you are a mother fucking Japanese teacher
either. If I wanted to hear your bullshit Japanese
lesson, I would have said, "Hey, PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR
AMAZING SMARTEY MAN METHOD OF SPEAKING JAPANESE!!! I
THINK YOU ARE SUCH A COOL PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#!@#!@#!".
Fyre-chan
DUMBSHIT.
Dumbass.
Conclusion: This girl tries to act like she's superior,
or like she's got something really pointy shoved up her
ass. More like both.
Isn't this cute...a little pre-pubescent 13 year old got pissed off at my site, and she thinks she's Wufei.
From: DuckButt156@aol.com Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2000 17:25:03 EST Subject: (no subject) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com I'm a friend of your sisters and my Gundam name just happens to be WUFEI!!!!!!!! 1) I don't have a sister, you must have me confused with Wingnut, whose sister is the owner of the Domain of Duo, which is also hosted on this domain. 2) You think you're Wufei? I guess you got a sex change operation and changed your name, right? BITE ME BITCH!!!!! Aww...does your mommy know you use those big, naughty words like that? Someone should let her know about that dirty mouth of yours, so she can clean it out with a toilet-bowl brush and give you a good spankin'!
Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2000 22:52:52 -0500 From: Real Name Withheld (graydon1@home.com) Organization: @Home Network To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Subject: You're the Anti Christ Why, yes I am! How kind of you to notice! Why, thank you very much! Now eat shit. Er...I've never actually flamed anyone so this is going to be pretty crappy. Even if you had flamed someone before, it would still be crappy. Whoa really, it's going to be PRETTY CRAPPY? WOW! I NEVER WOULD HAVE FUCKING IMAGINED! And there's also the fact that you probably aren't even going to read this..... I guess today isn't your lucky day, is it? anyway, yes Wufei is kind of obssesive with the justice stuff but I think that he's entitled to it. Oh yes, of COURSE he's entitled to it. He is, after all, a jackass. If someone I loved (yes I think Wufei loved Meirin he just didn't know how to show it) was killed then you might act the same way. 1) Wufei didn't love Meirin, but he did kinda have a thing for his now-deceased wife MeiRAN. 2) Yeah, I'd be upset, but I wouldn't go on a killing spree. :P The human pcyche is a strange thing and.......god I hate getting all philosophical. What the hell is the human 'pcyche'? Please stop trying to bea psudo-Sigumd Freud or something. Then why in the fuck are you writing psuedo-psychological bullshit? Dude, do yourself a favor - call up your ISP, and cancel your account. You couldn't flame someone if they dumped a barrel of gasoline on themselves and handed you a lit match! Oh yeah, and it's "psyche", dumbass. Look, I just don't agree with most of your statements. You wouldn't, you're a Wufei lover. Did you notice how the opening page said that this site was a JOKE, and you had the option to LEAVE IF YOU WERE A FUCKING MORON??? God, if I got a dime for each one of the idiots in the world..... And your entitled to your opinion just the same as me so I guess it really doesn't matter. Eh crap, he's an anime character! "your entitled to your opinion, thats why I'm sending you this shitty flame." You suck. Why the hell should anyone care that much? I have no idea why the hell you care so much. Care to explain? Still I think it's rude of you to call Wufei fans insane or stupid. I suppose you must be a shining example of all the "intelligent and sane Wufei fans" out there, right? *pukes* And I'd also appreciate you not calling people fags. Or else what? You'll burn my house down? Tough shit. We'll say whatever the fuck we wanna say, whenever the fuck we wanna say it. If you don't like it, GO SOMEPLACE ELSE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Sexual orientation shouldhave absolutely NOTHING to do with evaluating someone's self worth. Wufei doesn't have any worth in the show period, so what's your point? And that's all I have to say. THERE IS A GOD! I'm really bad at flaming people *sigh*. Nah, you're up to par with the other idiots who get some kind of sexual pleasure out of flaming me. Holy shit, it's a fucking miracle. I can see the headlines now - "Extra, extra! Read all about it! TOTAL FUCKING MORON GETS A MOMENT OF CLARITY!". Do yourself a favor, chump, hang out at kid sites from now on. Webmasters will be better off that way. Sincerely, Cherry Blossom Whew...
Why...oh WHY do I ALWAYS get the most STUPIDEST people to e-mail me!?
From: BCaveatVA@aol.com Date: Fri, 29 Dec 2000 22:51:41 EST Subject: We%20wanna%20see%20*this*%20on%20WS! To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Note to self: 98% of AOLers lack the ability to change the SUBJECT line in their AOL e-mail client to something other than "We want to see THIS on WS!" I had some hope that this site would actually be pretty cool, since I'm not that fond of Gundam Wing as a show to begin with. Oh Lord, you must be one of those idiotic "Gundam Wing Sux" supporters. Unfortunately, it was not. We here at Wufei Sucks! apologize for your lack of intellience and inability to see that this site is decent. Your reasons for hating the character were basically based on his suspected homosexuality, his ugliness, and the fact that he 'sucks'. Um, as we can see, you obviously did not pay any attention to the "Reasons We hate Wufei" section. Please go back and re-read that page again, then e-mail me back. If you had READ that page, you would see that NONE of us in our reasons state that we hate Wufei because he is gay (which, he isn't), because he's ugly, or because he 'sucks', even though we ALL know that he does. There was no wit in the derogatory comments made about this character. Not only does this person lack INTELLIGENCE, this person lacks a sense of humor as well. You must be the type of person who watches anime because you like seeing shit blow up REAL good, right? There was no intelligence applied in insulting people who decided to flame you. And you call what you're doing "intelligent"? Che, go fuck yourself. You could have just as easily ridiculed your own site as you had the others that you chose to include in your "REVIEWS OF OTHER ANTI-PAGES" (or at least, I could have). Why the hell would we want to ridicule our own site? Besides, who gives a crap about what you would have done. If you want to ridicule our site, then go start a freaking anti-page web page review thing or something, just get the heck off my back. Why are you spending all of you time making a web page that amuses idiots and annoys all of us who look for signs of intelligent life on the Internet? Look at yourself. If I'm so 'unintelligent', why the hell did you bother sending me this flame? And this page doesn't "amuse the idiots", it pisses them off because I'm bashing their god Wufei.
From: "Dara Jaworowicz" (discodeathscythe@home.com) To: griever@ircd-net.org, ChibiDuo@excite.com, wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Subject: A Comment Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2001 21:07:20 -0500 I'm not gunna preach, I'm not gunna diss, I'm just gunna comment. AKA: I'm 'gunna' flame. What the hell does 'gunna' mean? That word does NOT exist in the English language. I understand that you hate Wufei, but really, what's the point of building a site just to say that? We already made a page to say we hate Wufei, it just needs to be redesigned. Honestly, can you NOT read? I know you don't have to like him and all, but what you do is just rude. Uh...it is? Oh yes, we hate Wufei, that's being SO rude. Shut up, and go play with yourself, or pretend that you're busy screwing Wufei or something. Not only do I see it as a wait of your time, but also a waist of mine. Yes, just like your letter was a "wait" or "waist" of my time. Go away. **Nanashi** -WingZero