I never thought I would see the day that this section would expand to a full *EIGHT* pages. These are stupid messages we have received from raving dumbasses about our Wufei page or our Wufei bashing in general. Shinigami speaks in GREEN, WingZero speaks in BLUE, and Fusion speaks in ORANGE.
WingZero's newest contender: An Eminem impersonator!!! *puke*
Date: Sat, 3 Mar 2001 06:57:22 -0800 (PST) From: Marshall Mathers (slimzshady200@yahoo.com) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com hi my name is Marshall Mathers and you are wingzero yes? No, my name is Suzaku no Miko, better known as Yuuki Miaka. I would like to order, one minute Slong Shong baked,Cock Fish A picture of you fucking Deathscythehell Um...what? I think that Eminem has caused this person's IQ level to drop. Now it's even higher in the negative range. I remember him hes that fat gay guy that punched Griever in the nuts then ate his nutsand ripped fusions head off and licked his dick Yeah, that's exactly what happened. X.x memories,well what r u up to still making that Wufei sucks page thats great! Obviously this page is still up, how else would you have received my e-mail address, you candyass? has griever been using a condom on you He better have!!! And if he hasn't, what are you going to do about it? Sing that godawful "The Real Slim Shady" song a zillion times? I'm so scared of you, for j00 R l337! *end sarcasm* because you my wigger dogg fuck the beef I miss you and am still with you. I was not aware that you were *ever* with me. I'm not your "wigger dogg" either. I can't be, I'm Hispanic. So when are you gonna send me my chinese food? Uh...when you buy it from a Chinese restaurant? PS the last email I sent to you was a mistake k bye luv ya.^_^ Kid, lay off the Eminem music and the crack. You might save whatever brain cells still exist inside that vacuum you call a head. -Marshall
Jesus, it's been a while since I bothered to update my FAVORITE section of Wufei Sucks! Oh well, time to get rid of some of the backlog...
From: "paul stevens" (goku@saiyan1.freeserve.co.uk) To: (wufeisucks@vauss.com) Subject: Wufei Sucks! FLAME Date: Sat, 7 Apr 2001 22:10:11 +0100 HAY THERE YOU ASSHOLE Hey there, idiot 10 year old. IF U HATE WUFEI GO FUCK A NAMEK EVEN IF IT WOULD BE HARD And so many of MY visitors complain about MY "vulgar and obscene language." Just take a look at THIS dude. THEN AGIAN YOU'LLM USE THE DICK ON YOUR HEAD Yeah, that's exactly what I plan to do, junior. WUFEI IS THE BEST HE IS GOD I WORSHIP HIM SO SHUT THE HELL UP WILL YAH!!!!!!!!!!! Might I suggest a new god, such as Suzaku, Seiryuu, Buddha, or Satan? WUFEI ROCKS Yeah, and I'm like Haley Joel Osmond...I see dead people. :P From Wufei's onna Chibi_cartman Too much South Park is BAD for the brain.
From: "Susan Keptner" (raveniss@hotmail.com)
To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com
Subject: Sorry lol LOVE YOU SITE BUT.....
Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2001 21:43:48 -0400
dear oh who ever you are,
i was fine with your site till you draged Toxedo
MASK in the mud...
*I* never said he was gay, but the creator of that
Wufei and Tuxedo Kamen Deathmatch did. Take all
your complaints up with her, baka.
fine call him gay fine with here 'caues hes ONE HOTY NOW
Yeah, he's hot. Just like Wufei. *puke*
*cough cough* for the swearing (friend said" swear or they
wount postit.....)
My God, our secret's revealed! Ladies and Gentlemen, if you
want to be featured in Hell's Epicenter, all you have to do
is swear every two words in your email! *end sarcasm*
NOW YOU LITTLE ASS YOU DONT GO DRGING MY MAN"S NAME THOW
THE DIRT LIKE THAT I SWEAR ILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND
SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU.....hmmmmmm whatto
put what to put......oh yeah ILL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR
ASS YOU SEE THE BACK OF YOUR TEETH! *Ü* welll that work?
Do you mean, will it work in showing what a total idiot you
are? Yep, it will suffice.
realy i love your site funny as hell even when you dess
toxedo mask...wait......"NEW YORK STATUE OF LIBERTY....
NO IT WAS EARTH>> DAM YOU APE DAM YOU ALL TO HELLL"....
Is it just me, or did this person say that she liked this
site, despite the fact she's sitting here yelling at me
because the TDM webmistress dissed her favorite idiot
character from Sailormoon?
sorry lol had too any just try to not desst he cute anime
guys even if they waer a cap and have a rose and look a
little funny..
Uh...yeah. I won't diss any CUTE anime guys on WS!
Sadly, though, I do not consider Tuxedo Kamen to be one
of those "cute anime guys".
so i like your site GREAT JOB AND NEVER
DO THAT AGAINE YOU LITTLE FUCKN BICHT ASS!
Since you asked SO nicely, ok! By the
way, what the hell does "fuckn bicht" mean?
From: "Mindboggling" (zangulus_rulz@chek.com)
To: wufeisucks@vauss.com
X-MASSMAIL: 1.0
X-Originating-IP: [208.130.15.26]
Subject: NO, okay, seriously...
I had stumbled apon your.. Interestingly stupid site
explaining why you hate Wufei.
Kind of like your interestingly pointless and equally
stupid e-mail that just happened to stumble its way
into my inbox, ne?
Seriously, what exactly do you have against lil chang?
... WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE CHOOSE NOT TO READ THE "WHY"
SECTION BEFORE EMAILING ME ABOUT THAT?
From what I saw, you had some pretty pathetic reasons
why you hate him. Honestly, be a little more specific.
Oh? And what, pray tell, is YOUR summary of what we
said in our reasons?
All I heard from you was; " Man, that guys an asswipe,
all he does in the show is bitch and complain about
how much he hates people!"
Really, now? Where the hell did I ever make
THAT statement in my reasons, hmm? I guess this means
you're concocting BS to make yourself look good, eh?
Um... NO he doesn't. In fact, he bitches and complains
all the time about how much people deserve to die--- So
what?
Same difference. He hates people so much that he WANTS
them dead. Now shut up.
Damn, who do YOU like in the show that's so much
cooler than Wufei? Is it Trowa? OR IS IT QUATRE!?
SERIOUSLY! WHO IS COOLER THAN WUFEI!?
None of the above. I like Heero Yuy and Relena
Peacecraft. Oh, and the random OZ dudes that show up
in every episode, say "OH MY GOD, IT'S A GUNDAM!!", then
die.
Let's point out all the bad things in everyone in the
show, shall we? And then we'll see who's the bigger
dick.
Ok, fine. But, I can already tell you who the bigger
dick will turn out to be, without this stupid little
"comparison" of yours.
Trowa- He's smelly, retarded, and he doesn't have a name.
He stole a name, in fact. And he;s a suicidal clown boy
who just wants to die throughout the series. HOnestly,
how retarded can one person get? " Damn man, my life is
worthless because I have nothing better to do with my time.
Let's go commit suicide and see how many people will care!"
You don't happen to be affiliated with Baka Anti-Floor, do
you? Because, I could SWEAR that you ripped off most of
THEIR reasons for hating the one they refer to as
"Floor-sama". Suzaku help me, I have DEFILED MY FLAMES PAGE
WITH THAT PATHETIC NAME! Erm...anyway...
Quatre- NO, don't even get my blood boiling.
It's not already? Come on, tell me what you hate about
Quatre, or do I need to wait before you rip off the
reasons from that Anti-Quatre site before you do?
Heero- Okay, I really don't have a problem with him, he's
just a retarded 'cause he likes the bitch Relena.
"...he's just a retarded..." what? And how is Relena a bitch?
I'd love to hear your reasoning behind THAT one, Miss Prissy
Bitch. And so WHAT if he likes Relena? I bet you have a
problem with Gene from that stupid show Outlaw Star because
he has a thing for Melfina, right?
Relena- She's a stupid hypocritical bitch. I'm ashamed to
have her name...
Uh, aren't YOU being the "hypocritical bitch" here? It
might just be me, but...if there was a character I didn't
like, I sure wouldn't go around using his/her/its name.
Duo- ... He smells bad. KInda like cheese... Or something
like that...
Where in the WORLD do these raving moronic Duo/Trowa/Quatre
haters come up with these "So-and-so smells!" crap? Come
on, where do YOU get this information or first-hand
knowledge that a certain character smells? Are you
someone that's FROM THE ACTUAL ANIME OR SOMETHING? God.
And you have the balls to say MY reasons for hating Wufei
are screwed.
And Wufei- Okay, I think the only problem with him that I
have is that when he screams, he sounds retarded.
This I agree with, but notice how this is NOT my only
statement as to WHY I dislike a character. Oh, I'm
sorry, maybe I should be more like YOU, and go around
claiming that Wufei smells like rancid milk or something.
There. YOu're site wasn't bad or anything, but I just don't
get why you hate Wufei so much.
Why don't you go take some remedial reading classes where you
may learn how to read an article for meaning? Or just go
back and re-read our "Why?" section a few more times, so
it can sink in slowly.
Oh please. E-mail me back with details. I am soooooo begging
you. Please.
Nah, I'm too lazy. I think adding this moronic e-mail to my
ever-growing flames page is enough.
Stop reading this and mail me damn it. Please. No. Seriously.
Stop it. Go mail me. The button is right above this message.
Click on it. NO! STOP READING THIS DAMN IT!
....Have you ever considered checking yourself into some
kind of mental institution? Maybe they kicked out because
they knew they could not provide you with any help for you,
since your mental state is so deteriorated to the point that
nothing they do may help. Getting back to the "biggest dick"
contest, I think you won it, by a long-shot. Idiot.
- Relena
Never fear, my friends! It's almost over! ;.;
From: "Heather Barrington" (lita76542@msn.com) To: wufeisucks@vauss.com Subject: Wufei DOESN'T SUCK! I'm glad you don't think so. Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 18:49:16 -0500 X-OriginalArrivalTime: 16 Jun 2001 00:20:35.0194 Wufei is the sexiest gundam pilot yeah he has a total bitch boy attitude and hates women but ONNA you have got to get a new hobby dissing wufei just aint cuttin it. ....So, now I bash Wufei as a hobby? My God, I guess my life must be pretty damn pathetic, eh? And what exactly do you mean by "dissing wufei just aint cuttin it"? This site's actually pretty popular, and we get A LOT more fanmail than flames. well atleast you didnt diss heero duo trowa (well who cares about him) and especially DUO! well wufei KINDA sucks! so byez ....Yes, goodbye, and go back to the Anti-Floor Hellhole that you crawled out of. X.x;;;;
From: "Mitch Geisner" (geisnerm@anguillanet.com)
To: wufeisucks@vauss.com
Subject: You are stupid/I hate you
Aww, this is so kawaii. This person thinks I'm
stupid AND he/she hates me! WOW!
Date: Sat, 16 Jun 2001 16:13:49 -0400
Your site is dumb, you are an idiot, you got stupid
reasons to hate the Wu-man.
...As though I've NEVER heard that before in
one of these amazing bitchmails I'm sent.
I mean like DUH if he calls people women isn't that
funny and cute.
That sentence made no sense. Can anyone else
attempt to decipher what this fool is ranting about?
I give you'r site a big fat goose egg and I don't care
if you flame on your STUPID site because no one cares
to look at your stupid Wufei bashing.
No one cares? Geez, maybe THAT'S why this site's
receives roughly 800-1000 hits a month. It's
because "no one cares to look at [my] stupid Wufei
bashing."
P.S. Poop you and your FILTHY
STINKIN site Au Revoir you @$$
Sayonera, anata bakayaro.