First off, I would like to congradulate every braindead idiot featured on this page for giving Shinigami and myself a reason for even bothering to update this page. Your idiocy is greatly appreciated and well-received by the fans of Wufei Sucks!. In any case, Shinigami speaks in GREEN, WingZero speaks in BLUE, and Fusion speaks in ORANGE.
My first real complaint about the revie I did of Lindsay and Molly's Anti-Relena Page. God, when will people READ what I put on the review section's index and REALIZE that they shouldn't take our reviews SERIOUSLY, JESUS.
From: "Raven Winner" (DragonWarrior@Relena_Bites.zzn.com) Date: Sun, 29 Jul 2001 22:10:21 -0500 X-Priority: Normal Content-Type: text/html To: wufeisucks@vauss.com Subject: Wufei Sucks I really hate to burst your bubble of oh how great you think you are and all but your page isn't that great and if you want me to be honest it downright sucks. * WingZero claps, cheers, and applauds this BRILLIANT person. I'm so glad that you think my page sucks!
Want to know something? I don't think this page is anything spectacular, or that I'm a wonderful person! Holy Suzaku, what a novel concept, eh? By the way, nice run-on sentence construction there, genius. I cannot believe you actually think Linsay and Molly's page sucks. Who the hell is "Linsay"? I had a LinDsay e-mail me about the review, clarifying a few things that were rather ambiguious in my review. She didn't seem to mind it too much. Oh, by the way, I'm entitled to my opinion about their page, just like you're entitled to your half-baked, unfounded opinion about my page. I'm astonished I really am. Astonished that I can formulate my own opinions about a character that honestly and truly sucks, unlike you and your disgust with Relena? As a matter of fact I can hardly believe you call that a webpage. Call what a webpage? This statement is too ambiguous. You need to clarify it, majorly. Your altered images are the stupidest thing I've seen since I first saw Relena on my TV. Come on people, if you're going to rip on some one at least make it good! Forgive us for not having wonderfully crappy jewels like the pictures on other Anti-Relena pages. What the hell do you mean "at least make it good"? I hardly call the ones over at your FAVORITE Anti-Relena page "good". And no, I am NOT using this flame as an excuse to bag on Lindsay and Molly's page, I just don't think their altered images are very humorous. I like Wufei but I'd have no problem with you ripping on him if it were funny...personally I don't see why you don't like him in the first place, he's honorable, strong, cute.. just like all the other pilots, unlike Relena, the most widely hated character of GW. It IS funny. You just happen to lack the sense of humor needed to enjoy it, idiot. What is so "honorable" about killing cadets training in the middle of the night? And no, he is not like the other pilots. At least they provide some entertainment and subsistence to the Gundam Wing plot, whereas your favorite idiot does not. I'm glad Relena's the most hated character from Gundam W. She and I have something in common then, I suppose. Maybe that's why I like her so much. I just figured I'd let you know so that you won't have to sit and embarass yourselves on the internet without knowing it. I suppose you want us to bend over and kiss your ass, all-knowing and holy Wufei Loving Relena Hating moron, for coming down from your throne of shit and blessing us with your knowledge, correct? Do you really think I give a damn about embarassing myself with this site or my reviews of other anti-pages? Hell no. Oh, and one more thing...Lindsay, one of the owners of your favorite page, actually ENJOYED my review, except for the claims that I made that they were ripping off Relena's Shattered Kingdom. Next time, why don't you get your facts straight before you start making non- sensical bullcrap coming out of your mouth, ne? Have a lovely day, Same to you, dumbass. DragonLady -WingZero
From: Roboballz8@aol.com Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2001 18:38:51 EDT Subject: Wufei Page To: wufeisucks@vauss.com Why are you insulting Wufei! I think that punctuation mark should be a "?", am I right? And I "insult" Wufei because it's a form of entertainment. Quatre is gay, pick on him! What'd you base that one on, genius? Your collection of 4xWhoever yaoi doujinshi? Yes I know I went into your site despite all the warning As if I couldn't tell... But do you really REALLY know anyone who listens to warnings? People with an IQ level in the intelligent integer range. Not you, though. (Besides that faggot Quatre.) Yeah, Quatre's a "faggot". P.S. I hate Quatre Good for you, now go away and jack off to some more Pikachu hentai while you're at it.
From: LittleQD22@aol.com Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2001 15:24:35 EDT Subject: Fanfic To: wufeisucks@vauss.com
YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER WU-MAN ROCKS KISS MY ASS AND WU'S TO AND FUCKING DIEAND BURN IN HELL BITCHES |
From: "WingZero" (wingzeroelite@yahoo.com) To: LittleQD22@aol.com Subject: Re: Fanfic Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2001 17:18:03 -0500 Wow...impressive vocabulary you've got there, immature little ten-year-old. Does your mommy know you use this kind of language when you're trying to express your opinion to people on the internet? -WingZeroI later received a letter from the same e-mail address saying that it was that person's sister's friend that sent me that lovely bitchletter. -.-;;;
From: "Rachel Rampil" (trunksbabe@msn.com) To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com Subject: WS! Anti-Page bashing Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2001 23:03:38 -0400 X-OriginalArrivalTime: 30 Aug 2001 03:03:39.0556(UTC) Hey, I really don't think you're being fair to the bashing pages by writing reviews, because your site is after all, a bashing page. That's correct. My entire page focuses on bashing. You are so astute. If you write a review about an anti site you don't particularly like and badmouth it then the least you should expect is their own analysis of your page. Guess what? I don't give a fuck if anyone does a freaking analysis of my shitty page. What pissed me OFF about was the REASON they did the counter-analysis: out of spite because I hadn't RUSHED to edit the review of their page after they redesigned their page. Damn me, I'm such a horrible person. I am *not* one of Lindsay's minions (I am a Wufei supporter , though), nor did she ask me to do this, but she feels you are out of line. Of course you're not one of Lindsay's minions, I really believe that. I'm glad she feels that I'm out of line, I think her bullshit she put on her page was "out of line" as well. I decided to check out your page and I'd say (this being *my* opinion) that your site is no better then hers, if not then worse(Actually I didn't laugh once on your page). Dearie, I have something I need to tell you. An opinion's like an asshole, everyone has one, and most of them smell like one too. I'm glad you think my page is worse than hers, and that you didn't laugh once at my page. It proves you have no sense of humor and that you're a "mindless minion" of Lindsay and Molly. You are bashing Wufei, just as she is bashing Relena, there's nothing wrong with bashing an anime character as a joke. No, but where the fuck did I ever say that I had a problem with THAT? Point it out to me, all-knowing Relena-hater. When you review other anti-pages without asking them first, then you antagonize over how bad they are, well that is your opinion, but it's awfully rude to the webmaster/webmisstress. Maybe you should re-read this last statement of yours, because your FAVORITE anti-Relena page turned around and did the same shit to my page. Aren't you being really hypocritical here? Oh, and like the Reviews index says, "We do these as a JOKE." Go look up the word "joke" in any English dictonary, since you and the rest of the world seem to have a problem understanding what that means. Why do you think the webmaster of "gundam sux" complained, ne? They weren't bitching about the review, a few of their fans were flaming us for the hell of it. Again, you never cease to amaze me with your infinite wisdom. I read your reviews about the other pages and must say (without trying to be rude) that you are in fact, quite biased. Ok, um, am I supposed to give a shit? If I am, uh, how do I break this gently to you without coming off sounding like a bitch...here I go...I DON'T CARE. Not all anti sites can be as "good" or as "informative" as yours, after all. Where in the FUCK are you finding these statements? I never SAID my page was the fucking epitome of a GW anti-page. Jesus. There's no need to fuck with the owners of the sites. There was no need for Lindsay and Molly to go off on my friend Hobbez either and call her a fucking "mindless minion" when she tried to stick up for me, you bitch. I am just letting you know that the anti page review section is a stupid idea. It only implies that you are a self-centered, egoistical bitch that wastes her time badmouthing other anti pages just because they aren't as interesting as yours. Seeing as this is coming from a Relena-hating, ranting pisspot like yourself, I'll take all of the above as a compliment. *bows* On one last note, you ask at the bottom of your page the following: Do you know the url of an anti page you would like us to mock? Send that url over to one of us! Well, I do. YOURS. Your site is even MORE pathetic then the ones that are already reviewed. Ooooh. Good one. Like no one has EVER suggested to myself that *I* review my *OWN* page before! There's some more of that infinite wisdom of yours shining through, ne? Oh, and it's "....THAN the ones..." not THEN.