Frequently Sent Flames (FSF)

These are some rather common themes that we are finding in our e-mails to Wufei Sucks!, and we're getting really tired of having to come up with witty remarks on them. (Not to mention, Fusion is getting REALLY tired of having to all out blast whatever poor idiot he decides to pray upon.)

• DIE BITCH/BASTARD, DIE! - *yawn* Is that the best you can come up with? Che, please go back to Flamers 101
• Hey! In your flames, you stated that you hate Wufei because of his "onna" problem. I hate to mention it, but Tasuki from Fushigi Yuugi also has that problem. - Uh...first off, this isn't an anti-page to Tasuki, it's an anti-page to WUFEI. Secondly, I don't have a problem with Tasuki, and finally, Tasuki only SAYS that he hates women. He seems to have this incredible THING for Miaka, even though he "hates" women.
• Vegeta's the same way, and you like him too! - When Vegeta does it, it's actually FUNNY. When Wufei does it, it makes me want to strangle him.
• How dare you call Wufei <insert derogatory name used by one of us here>! That's just WRONG! - Eh...Anti-Relena people call Relena FAR WORSE things than I have EVER said about Wufei, so please shut up and stop being a hypocrite.
• I'm going to get this site shut down, one way or another! - Oh, really? Fine, feel free to e-mail the webmaster of vauss.com. I'm quite sure she'll be thrilled to receive a bitchletter requesting that this site go away.
• You're hypocrites. - As are you, you sniveling little worms. Here's a newsflash for you: WE AREN'T!
• How can you call yourself a TRUE Gundam Wing fan if you hate Wufei? - Um, when the hell did a law come into effect that said we had to love ALL the Gundam Wing characters? NEVER. now, shut up and go away.
• Your webpage sucks ass! - Thank you for your opinion. I'd like you see YOU make a better one.
• You're a homophobe! - Yes, we're such homophobes, especially WingZero. I mean, she LOVES Haruka and Michiru from Sailormoon, Tasuki and Nuriko from Fushigi Yuugi, and Seishirou and Subaru from Tokyo Babylon and X/1999, but since she HATES Wufei with a passion, she MUST be a homophobe! Please, do us a favor. GET A LIFE.
• What's your problem with gay people? - Who said any of us HAD a problem with gay or bisexual people? So we refer to Wufei as "Wufag", so do plenty of other people. Does that mean I hate gay people? NO, only Wufei.
• You curse too much on your site/Try to make your page more child friendly. - You know what? It's irresponsible parents who let their seven year old kids do whatever the heck they please on the Internet that gets me mad. If there's a page or site you do NOT want your children to see, then SUPERVISE your kids, or put one of those Net Nanny things in place. By the way, you SAW the warning page, if you don't like what we've got here, then you shouldn't have entered. The webmasters of the world do NOT have to spend their time safeguarding their sites COMPLETELY for others who are too irresponsible. Shinigami and I are sick and TIRED of seeing this complaint everytime we open our e-mail programs and download our messages.
• Y DO U HATEORZ DBZ!?!?!? - No, we don't hate DBZ, we hate idiot, ranting DBZ fangirls who go off on us because their favorite DBZ fanfic author is a raving pissant with nothing better to do than make a mockery of our flames page AND violate our site's copyright.
• WINGZERO = WINGNUT, I KNOW IT! - ....no, I'm not Wingnut. I'm WingZERO. We are two different people. Wingnut-chan (who prefers to go under the name KalaMekiv...) offered me space when some ranting asshole reported my site to Tripod because I was supposedly "violating their TOS" or whatever. If you don't believe, just ask her yourself.
• You're a psycho! - ...and you are a ranting moron who has the IQ of a ball of lint.
• You're a racist! - We aren't racist, we just hate Wufei and morons who talk out of their ass, like yourself.

Well, that's all for now. If your flame was going to contain any of the above, now you know our response to it. Bai!

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