Last week, this little girl decided to be cute and pretend that she was a WPR. (Web Page Reviewer) Now, we here at Wufei Sucks! would normally just blow this off, but since she decided to mess with both GWS AND us, we decided it was time to do another special feature on idiots.
The FIRST message!
X-Apparently-To: wingzeroelite@yahoo.com via web1610
X-Originating-IP: [24.112.158.227] <-This resolves to:
proxy4-external.rdc1.on.home.com
From: "Foxy Princess"
(ants_on_patrol_for_tricky_snacks@hotmail.com)
To: griever@ircd-net.org, ChibiDuo@excite.com,
wingzeroelite@yahoo.com, gundam_sux@hotmail.com,
diegundamdie@hotmail.com, gundam_go_home@hotmail.com
Subject: constructive critasism (technicaly not a flame)
Date: Sat, 06 Jan 2001 22:44:32 -0500
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 07 Jan 2001 03:44:33.0150
My god, this may be the funniest letter that has ever
been submitted to this page(and also one of the
longest and most painfully awful). Here we go.
Let's start right from the header. You send the
email from behind a proxy server, in a hotmail
account you dont use. What kind of crap is that?
Hey... be for warned,
"forewarned".
my spelling is unbilievably bad while typing
you can say that again, and it's "unbelievably".
and i think you Gundam Sux and WufieSucks are the
most pathetic web sites to ever be posted on the web.
WOOHOO! Gundam Wing Sux and "WufieSucks" (Whatever
the hell that is) are the two most pathetic sites
on the Web! GO US! WOOHOO! Jesus, you know, there's
this amazing little feature built into Hotmail. It's
called SPELL CHECK. Do you NOT know how to use it?
I think you are the most pathetic person to ever have
access to a computer, shit for brains.
Also... don't bother flaming me back because this
retired e-mail address is on lone to me so i can send
"constructive critasism" to nit wits like your selves.
This person doesn't even have the balls to use her/his
REAL e-mail address. How pathetic. Mind telling me what
the FUCK "critasism" is? And the word
is NITWIT, you dumbshit.
That's "criticism", and talk about the pot calling the
kettle black.
You call us nitwits. You hide behind a proxy and a fake
email, you can't spell 1/2 the words in the English
language. Let's think about -YOUR- "Hypocrasy".
My name is Saria and I am neither a gundam lover
or hater.
Hello, my name is WingZero. I am a Gundam Wing lover,
and hater of Wufei and morons such as yourself. You
suck, you rip-off of Zelda.
Good for you, now eat shit
i must admit it is on the lame side but what the
hell... i've got nothing better to do at 10:30 pm during
the week.
Geez, GO GET A LIFE, for crying outloud. How stupid can
you be..."I have nothing better to do, so I'm going to
flame two anti-sites for entertainment." God, you're
pathetic.
Wow! Can it be? A semi-coherent thought in this letter?
You have nothing better to do with your time than make a
complete ass out of yourself.
Shouldn't you be at the street corner?
Firstly I'll list the "Hypocrasy" so to speck of both
website reviews:
Yes, please "speck" to us about the "hypocrasy" that exists
in both of our sites, and show us the way! </sarcasm>
It's H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y and S-P-E-A-K.
That's "hypocrisy" with no capital letter, dumbass AND
"speak" and "websites", respectively.
Again, you are a hypocrite also, so, pull the board from
your own eye first.
(wufiesucks)
What in the hell is "wufiesucks"? She must have this page
confused for another one listed in Anipike's Gundam Section.
That's "Wufei Sucks", jackass - if you're going to review
a website, at least spell it's name correctly.
1. "gundam sux disclaimer tells gundam fans to go to hell."
Uhhh...........what?
In a strange twisted way perhaps, or maybe if your
extremly high,
That's "you're", and "extremely".
one might be able to convince another high person that
all "whiny, self righteus, mama-boys who can take a joke"
Even though this sentence made absolutely no sense, thats
"righteous", and "mama's-boys".
are gundam wing fans and that disney.com is hell.
Um, what the fuck are you talking about? You lost me
after the comment about Gundam Wing Sux.
LOL! Okay, this is so moronic that it's funny
Ok..your point is? You aren't making sense. Perhaps YOU
are high.
2. "1f they are refering to gundam wing they should say
so."
That's "referring".
I don't know how mush clearer they can get:
"much", not "mush". God damn, the "s" and "c" keys
aren't even near each other! What in God's name is wrong
with you?
"Discalimer: This site only pertains to GUNDAM WING. I do
know for a fact that good gundam series do exist: this is not
one of them," Either you guys over at wufiesucks are
complete morons
"Disclaimer". Us? Complete morons? You're the one who
can't even fucking spell "Wufei Sucks" right, dumbass.
or you skipped through the disclaimers like most people do
to have missed that. Either way your idiots because if your
going to right a review you should at least know what you've
read.
You fucking idiot. That review was written back in September,
they didn't exactly make it CLEAR that it PERTAINED to Gundam
Wing until I brought that up in my review. Also, you don't
"right" a review, you WRITE one. Moron.
Ugh....this is getting painfully stupid. Hell, it already
WAS painfully stupid to begin with, but this is just terrible.
With this guy ever shut up? That's "you're" and "write", you
stupid asshole.
You STILL dont make any sense. You call us idiots, but you
dont say why we are idiots. You make no specific reference.
Come back when you read OUR stuff more carefully.
3. "Me thinks they take gundam wing to seriously"
It's "too", baka, not "to".
Found on the wufiesucks page: "Wing-Zero hugs Quatra-kun
and tells him everything will be alright" My point is
proven...
If you're going to quote directly from my page, the least
you could do is utilize the COPY and PASTE commands. You
know, ctrl-c and ctrl-v? Oh, and his name is QUATRE, not
"Quatra", and my name is WINGZERO, not Wing-Zero.
Well, jackass, "Me thinks you are the biggest fucking idiot
in the history of mankind". And it's "Quatre".
Geez, Fusion doesn't even WATCH Gundam Wing, and he can
spell the character's name right. How pathetic.
Have you not heard of humor?
4. "The webmaster gives a little explanation as to why the
hate GW at the bottem of that cute Quatra picture (quoted
from the page it's self):
This is where this person's dementia and true loss of touch
with reality shows forth. Who in the hell knows what
this......THING.....is talking about? Oh yeah, it's
"Quatre", and "bottom".
'It's been almost a month since my friend and i have discovered
the horror that is Gundam Wing. Sick, twisted, and utterly
inhumane, this show has set back anime and society in general
by a couple of decades. Even more horrifying is that people
actally like this crap! This page was started because America
has the right to know what absolut rubbish Gundam Wing is.'"
Um, I think now he's talking about the Gundam Sux page, even
though he's still "reviewing" our site. Guess he ran out of
stuff to say eh? Or maybe he's just a fucking idiot.
Probably both.
This was quoted directly and almost 100% word per word from
your web site. Can you give me the definition on "a little?"
If I took it 100% from the page, the entire review would be
nothing but the GWS site, with my comments all over the place,
dumbass.
........
Again, you make me wonder what drugs you are on.
5. Who really cares about spelling as long as you can read
what was written.
Obviously, you don't. I'm having difficulty reading your
crap. I've received better written flames from SIX YEAR
OLDS.
Oh my god! The first question/comment in this entire letter
that makes a SINGLE BIT OF SENSE!!!!!!! So, I'll answer your
question: Your spelling and grammar is SO terrible that we
can't understand what you say, or what pathetic point you're
trying to convey.
You rail on us for being idiots, and your spelling is
nowhere near perfect. Hypocracy.
6. Because they don't list the ways they hate gundam wing
doesn't mean they love the show.
Um...what?
Um, hey, shit-for-brains, you're supposed to be talking
about Wufei Sucks.
If you hadn't been blind
*siren* Irony alert. *siren*
you might have noticed that it was found in a different
section of their page. Read Idiots.
SPELL CHECK, AND LEARN PROPER GRAMMAR, IDIOT.
Idiots? Dude, thats the biggest case of the pot calling
the kettle black that I have ever seen. Shut the fuck
up.
Sorry? That makes it any different? If I made love to
your mother in your front room, would it be any different
than if I did her in the bedroom?
7. ETC... (read your own critique)
I don't need to, you're giving us all a summary of it
right here, baka. And since WHEN did my ENTIRE SITE
consist ONLY of the GWS review? Dumbshit.
Whatever.
Well, this is just flat out lame. You don't even say
anything here.
Don't get too smug gundam sux. your review/page was
little better:
Oh God, now she's going to get started on their page.
Wait a minute, she was talking about it THE WHOLE TIME!
Dude, you've been blabbering on about stuff on the
gundam sux page for the past 600000 paragraphs. Why
dont you just give it up? You're only making yourself
look stupider and stupider.
1. Wufie sucks was right when they say things about the
image galleries, you can't read half the text because
it's covered in images or more texted.
"Wufie sucks" didn't say it, but WUFEI Sucks! did,
however.
What the hell are you talkin about, man? It's "Wufei",
"said", and "text", not "more texted"! What freakin
country are you from? Iraq? Gawd.
Images are for amusement, and of a large part are not OUR
creation.
2. You laugh at their award yet who the hell is "Papal
Sanction of the Order of Saint Boniface I of the Indipendant
Reform Calibanian Catholic Church?"
"Independent".
Is it another big long piece of crap
Like your miserable, steaming, smoldering, festering,
fly-infested pile of crap excuse of an email?
used to either confuse the "slower" reader
Confusing readers? You excel at that.
or impress the intellegent people of the world?
That's "intelligent", junior.
If i'm wrong about this so sue me. I don't have any
money any way.
Did you ever take WORLD HISTORY in high school?
Apparently not.
Yup, I knew it - Iraqi illegal immigrant. No wonder
your grammar is so terrible.
Hah. This is a JOKE. ITS MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH "Ha-HA-ha,
ha." try it some time.
3. Don't you dare critise them for swearing I found
several (atleat 100+) four letter words in you site.
(I acctually read things.)
I'm glad you can read. We all know you can't write for
shit.
You can read? Holy crap, it's a miracle!
Almost all profanity in the site is in the reviews of other
lamer's emails, much like the lame email I'm reviewing now.
I have to admit Gundam Wing Sux is 10x better than
Wufiesucks
"Wufei".
but still you're attacking each other lamely.
Eh...what the hell are you talking about? Who said we
were "attacking" each other?
One of you either start putting some some effort into
this battle or give up.
We DID stop the flame war crap. Want to know why?
Because it's pointless, dumbshit, much like your entire
bitchletter.
Your idiocy sickens me.
Look who's talking. Someone who can't even write a
coherent e-mail.
OUR idiocy sickens YOU? Dude, you are the biggest
fucking idiot that I have ever seen. You make
somethingawful readers look like Harvard graduates.
I hope they find out you don't have a green card and
deport you, asshole.
OUR idiocy? If you think we are idiots, dont read our
page.
Fell free to do any thing you want with this e-mail.
Delete it post it, take out parts to make to other site
look bad, flame me, i really don't care.
NINMU RYOUKAI! That's "mission accepted" for all you
dumbasses out there.
Good to hear, cause here it is, posted to all to laugh
at!
You'd better believe we will, and you cannot stop us
either. You act as if we require your permission.
As for "YeeHaw! Our first award. I bet you thought
no one in their in their right mind would give *us*
an award." You're right I did.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
She means that she can't believe that there are people
OUT THERE with A SENSE OF HUMOR who know how to TAKE A
JOKE and LIKE this site so much, that they decided to
award us.
This is an expression of happiness, a foreign concept
to you, considering you are probably someone's butt
buddy in canada, too ashamed to divulge their email
address, or use a direct connection. Instead, you
proxy yourself and use hotmail. You are a gutless fool.
Thanx so much for waisting your time on this... Siara.
That's "wasting". Goodbye, and good riddence, you
fucking moron.
Ja ne, bakayaro.
Well, overall, your email is:
1. Hypocritical
2. Vague
3. Confusing
4. Judgemental
5. All-out lame.
Thank you, and I hope whatever your genital is gets
eaten by a rabid wolf and you are stuck in a polar
ice cap, and they find your body 1500 years in the
future, and cannot tell that you are human. Good
luck and god bless. - El