The Practical Joke War!? By: Kat (Cats4me223@aol.com) Duo: Hey, Heero, I need your help. Heero: What, you want to be quiet, and you can't shut up? Duo: Not that! Wufei put shaving cream in my slippers! I need to get him back! Heero: I've got an idea… *** Wufei: Haha! Told you I could get that baka! Trowa: … Quatre: (flips a page of TIMES magazine) Wufei: He'll never get me! Mwahahahahaha! Quatre: Reality check! Duo is good at getting back. Remember that time we painted Deathscythe pink, and he paid us back with prank phone calls? Wufei: He gave me the Sissy call. Trowa: He gave me the pig farm call. Quatre: He did the refrigerator one on me. Relena: He did the streetlight, too. Quatre: Oh, hi, Miss Relena. Heero invited you? Relena: Yes, actually. He said he needed help with something. Wufei: And what would 01 need your help with, woman? Relena: I don't know! Where is he? Trowa: He's in the hangar with Duo. Careful, Duo might be testing you for a practical joke he wants to use on Wufei. *** Relena: Heero? Heero: Hi, Relena. Thanks for coming. Do you have it with you? Relena: Yes. Here it is. Heero: Thanks. Relena: Why do you need it? Duo: I'm waging a practical joke war against Wufei, so we needed it. Relena: At least it's not a real war. Heero: You're okay with it, right? Relena: Of course. Can I stay to see the humiliation on that jerk's face? Heero and Duo: Sure! Heero: It would be great if we had someone to take a picture of his red face. Duo: And we'll pay ya! Relena: Duo, I don't need any money. I'm a ruler. You know I've got too much money to do anything with. I'll pay you guys for letting me witness this event. All: (giggle) *** Heero: New mission. Destroy OZ's MS. Ninmu ryokai. Wufei: All right! Come on, Nataku. Trowa: What was that sound? Duo: Ew! Wufei farted! Wufei: Did not! Duo: Did too. Wufei: Not, not, not, not, not! Duo: Too, too, too, too, too! Quatre: Wait! We shouldn't be fighting- Duo and Wufei: You stay out of this! Heero: I agree with Quatre. Enough! Duo, Relena, and I put a whoopee cushion in the seat. Wufei: Why the heck did you do something like that? Relena: Because we're tired of you talking about our injustice when you're the one walking around and insulting everyone in sight. Wufei: Grr… I'll get you, you miserable onna! Relena: This is a kodak moment. *snap* Wufei: What the…? *snap* Wufei: Grr… *snap* Duo: Make copies of those, Relena! I want one! Heero: Me, too! Trowa: Me, too! Quatre: Me, three! Wufei: (turns around and runs) Relena: *snap* Nice butt! Wufei: *pulls up pants where they fell down* *** Duo: I've got an idea! Heero: For the joke war? Duo: Yes! Tell the young man what he's won! Quatre: Duo and I were talking about this ghost story we both read, and we decided to try something from it! Trowa: What's that? Duo and Quatre: *grin* *** Wufei: Ahh! Home at last! (Opens the door) *scream* Voice: I will get you! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha! Wufei: Ahhh! (runs) Trowa: Guys, I still don't know how this works. Heero: Well, I got some old clothes and put red food coloring on them. Then I attatched them to a balloon and put very light manakin pieces on it. It appears to be a ghost. Duo: Isn't it brilliant? Quatre: Thought up by geniuses Quatre Raberba Winner and Duo Maxwell! Duo: No, Duo Maxwell and Quatre Raberba Winner! Relena: Poor Wufei. Heero: Hey, whose side are you on, anyway, Rel? *** Wufei: Duo? Duo: Oh, hi, did you like the helium manikan? Wufei: What's helium? What's a manikan? Wait, I'll make a bargain with you. Duo: What's that? Wufei: I'll do anything if you stop the joke war! Duo: Anything…? *** Heero: Duo, I don't know how you did it. Duo: I just pulled off the war. He said he'd do anything! Trowa: I don't know why, but I don't feel bad for the kid. Quatre: Who would? He's the only one I can stand to see doing this. Relena: Look at his face! Hey, guys! *snap* All: *Laugh* Wufei (singing): Girl, you shine like reflections on the water! Girl, you shine like the sun in the sky! Girl, you shine like the moon does in the nighttime… ^__^ The End!? ^__^