Wufei's Lovely Traits

***Warning: This section has some rather harsh language in it. If you don't want to see rather abusive language, then do us a favor and leave. If you decide to read this, don't complain to us about the language. And yes, actual Wufei fans DID say these reasons for liking Wufei... X.x ***End Warning***

Oh boy...Have you ever wondered what makes all those insane, rabid Wufei fans like him so much? You know, so have I. I just happened to surf into a VERY crappy looking Wufei shrine, and there was this 'poll' section there. Lo and behold, this is what I saw:

What is Wufei's most redeeming trait?

Wufei has a redeeming trait, other than being a jerk, insulting people (wait, that goes along with being a jerk), and committing mass murder? Give me a break. Want to know something even more hilarious than that question? The people's answers! Yep! So, for the Wufei-bashing fan, I give to you....<insert drumroll here...> Wufei's 'Redeeming Traits!' Complete with comments from myself and other people! In case you were wondering, all these reasons were taken froma poll at Kristi and Tricia's Wufei Shrine. By the way, DeathScytheHell[Custom], my um... FORMER partner, wanted me to relay a message to you: I love feedback! Send me as much as possible! The same goes for me! :P

  1. ..redeeming trait? Isn't he just totally sexy overall?
    No...he's not sexy...he's quite ugly, in fact...
  2. If Quatre likes him, I like him!
    Eh...how? Do you mean like...in a friendly type way or in a "Hey baby, I wanna be your lover!" kinda way?
  3. his gundam (?)
    It sickens me to say this, but that's the only good about Wufag....his Gundam.
  4. sexy, good-lookin', cool personality, and all around AWSOME!!!
    He's about a "sexy" as my pencil, he's uglier than those two dogs he yelled at in the anime, his personality is that of a psychopath, and he's NOT 'awesome'.
  5. sexy voice :)
    Sexy? Compared to what, a dying cow? Nevermind...the sound of a dying cow is sexier than his voice. In both the English AND Japanese versions of Gundam Wing...
  6. "ONNA!"
    "ONNA!" That's retarded...would YOU like to be called "WOMAN!" all the damn time? No...
  7. Hair
    It's greasy and dirty-looking. He makes Vegeta's messed up hairstyle look good, and that's sad. X.x
  8. how he doesn't like the ummm..stalker.
    Um...Hello? Who is 'The Stalker'? That dude from the Scream movies? Give me a break...
  9. He will hopefully do something the others have not done; KILL RELENA!!
    Not with Heero around. Remember, at the end of the series, Heero promised that he would protect Relena. Translated for you crazy Wufei lovers: Wufei is dead caca if he tries to even *bruise* Relena.
  10. Because in his own way he's as passionate as Duo, as innocent as Quatre, as cool as Trowa, and as strong as Heero.
    How in the world can anyone compare Wufei to any of the other Gundam pilots? X.x
  11. (Plus he's the only one other than Duo that gets to play with sharp objects *grin*)
    Wow...he has katanas and swords and crap. Big whoop-de-doo, so do Treize and Dorothy.
  12. Best Damn guy on the show!
    I'm dying from laughter at this one....
  13. his being the silent but strong type
    ROFL! Silent? With him ranting and bitching on and on about his supposed justice!? I don't think so...and again, he's a weak kisama.
  14. His strict sense of honor
    Where is it? It's non-existant.
  15. The Dragon Fist
    This isn't a 'trait' of Wufei's, it's something for his Gundam. I thought 'Dragon Fist' was one of Goku's attacks from the DBZ movies...?
  16. I want Wufei ta fuck me!
    Damn, you must be really desperate if you want to have sex with Wufei. Are you a guy? I hope so, since Wufei doesn't like women...he only likes those 'strong men'. X.x
  17. he's the only pilot that actually lets me get away with chaining him to the bed *grin* But he's perfect in every way.
    Ever tried doing that to him? I don't think he would let you. He would most likely kill your crazy rear with the chain. And he's not 'perfect' in every way; that title is given to Heero Yuy...
  18. I'm bored
    So am I, that's why we're mocking your retarded reasons for loving Wufei.
  19. the schnazzy way he dresses
    Um...no...someone PLEASE call the fashion police on Wufei! Come on, Goku from Dragonball dresses better than Wufei's pathetic arse. (I'm talking about when ChiChi makes his arse wear something other than his retarded orange and blue gi.) Hell, VEGETA does too!
  20. cheese? ....no..that's not a reason!
    You mean, you believe Wufei's cheesy!? Welcome to the club!
  21. Kind of an ass wipe
    They CAN learn! Holy mother of God!
  22. the whole martial arts thing
    Um...so what? He sucks at them. Look for someone else to look up in the martial arts department, like Trunks, Goku, Ranma, Tenchi...hell, ANYONE OTHER THAN WUFei!
  23. his friends
    You mean, his lack of friends, right? If he's got them, why haven't we met them? Oh, that's right! He probably killed all of them, like the sorry kisama that he is.
  24. His nickname is 'Solitary Dragon'(c'mon that's gotta count fer somethin')
    What can that count for? NOTHING! Just shows what kind of a jerk he is.
  25. >.< The EYES. It's ALL about those eyes!!
    Sorry, I think Heero's are better looking than Wufei's. Hell, even a red-eyed Daimon from Sailormoon has better eyes than Wufei does.
  26. He's the only pilot who thinks Relena wasn't that great
    He feels the same way about EVERYONE, not just Relena...
  27. He is Chinese ^_^
    So what? He still sucks arse.
  28. ummm....ummmm....ummm......he sux
    No sh*t! Wanna be a part of the Wufei Bashing Association? ;)
  29. Redeeming trait? Does WuFei really HAVE any uncool traits?
    Yeah. Wanna know what they are? EVERYTHING!
  30. he has a cute butt! o.0
    Um...no. Personally, I think Heero has a nicer butt than Wufei. How can one tell with his baggy pants? Oh, and to the raving morons out there, we have NOTHING against Chinese people, only Wufei.
  31. seigi wa,seigi wa ore ga kimeru!!
    For people who don't understand Romanized Japanese, I will provide a translation: "I will decide justice!" (source: Endless Dedication) Um...no, you can't decide justice because you aren't Sailormoon, a judge, or God. NEXT! By the way, that quote was taken from Endless Waltz... ;)
  32. Being Justice BOY!!!!
    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....some justice, wholesale slaughter of people. That's a pretty twisted idea of justice, don't you think?
  33. The way he looks so damn fine with NOTHING on! (heehee)
    Good god, who the hell would WANT to see Wufei naked? Nevermind, his horny, rabid, insane worshippers. And Treize... X.x Or maybe Tuxedo Fag.
  34. his being silent but strong type
    Um...haven't I seen this before?
  35. If you'd ever seen him with his hair down... Sexy bitch!
    A bitch, yes....a sexy bitch, no.
  36. His attitude, fighting abilities, and all that other stuff
    *Yawn* Which all the other Gundam pilots possess, and are better than him at it. Besides, he has a very crappy attitude.
  37. The way he can talk smack to people!
    You mean, "talk sh*t", right?
  38. What other reason do you need? he's WU-FEI for gawd's sake!!
    Um...Wufei happens to be the bane of my existance. He's the worst Gundam pilot, so why do you INSIST on worshipping him?
  39. He belongs to us.
    Actually, he belongs to Sunrise, Sotsu Agency, Bandai, and all the other people involved with Gundam Wing.
  40. THe way he is totally sexist (NOT)
    Hahahaha...he's not sexist? Can I have some of that crack you're smoking?
  41. he is a cool charecter
    On what planet? The Planet of the Arrogant Bastards?
  42. persuing justice?
    Wufei: I will slaughter entire groups of people at once for no reason! This is my sense of justice! *yawn* Give me a break.
  43. HIs dead sexy ass!!!!!!YEAH BABY!
    Or the lack of...
  44. Forget about Wufei, it's all about Trowa (from Desiree the flirt)
    I agree....Trowa is a lot better than Wufei, that's for damn sure.
  45. The way he gets pissed off over anything
    And that's something to admire? What a wonderful hero/role model!
  46. Ya know?I dont get it *SIGH*
    Ya know what? Me either...HOW THE HECK CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND HIM!?
  47. he killed that homo trays!!!!
    1) Treize wasn't a homo, he had a daughter and he was in love with Lady Une. 2) It's spelled T-R-E-I-Z-E, not T-R-A-Y-S! 3) So Wufei got lucky...big whoop-de-doo. It was Treize in Tallgeese II vs. the Altron...
    Poor trays, they have suffered a fate given to many by Wufag; He ran out of humans, so he went to various other objects- DeathScytheHell[Custom]
  48. over all a hottie too
    Hello, delusional Wufei worshipper, Wufei is FAR from being a 'hottie.'
  49. The way he looks when he gets angry
    He looks like a god damn psychopath. Actually, he reminds me of Charles Manson, without a swastika tattooed onto his forhead.
    I didn't know he was ever not angry, but hey.. - DeathScytheHell[Custom]
  50. the fact that he is probably a closet freak ( points to handcuffs )
    Yes, we already know about Wufei's homosexuality, and have accepted it. It's about time you did the same.
  51. The way he smiles, his deep black eyes, hi
    Does anyone else notice that they're starting to repeat themselves when it comes to the reasons? OK, just making sure I wasn't the only one...
  52. He's a wuss that is a great trait, look where high officials ended up.
    Being a wuss is a good trait? ROFL! Riiiiiiiiiiight.....and what about 'high officials'? Oh, they got jobs as Preventers. That's something more worthwhile than what dumbass Wufei did or does.
  53. You think people have PROBLEMS because they like a cartoon charter
    Hey, I like ANIME characters! They're almost like real people, even Wufei!
  54. Sure he's cute and everything, but he's still an Asshole (from a fan of DM HY QRW and ZM/MP)
    Cute? Compared to what, a cactus? He's not even cute, but you're completely right about the asshole thing! :)
  55. fuck you
    EXACTLY! Preach on Sista/Brotha!
  56. hes short
    No shIt...short in height, as well as in temper...
  57. he can jam his foot right into sissyboy Quatres dick with grim accruacy
    Um...no. And Quatre's not that much of a sissy! And besides, isn't this a rather vulgar "reason" for liking Wufei?
  58. His big ol'sexy Brandy Norwood-style receding hairline
    HTF is having a receeding hairline sexy? X.x *opens up Wubaka.jpg* Hmm...I don't see it...
    Please email me, I will personally arrange your death, whoever posted this - DSH[Custom]
  59. ummm.....WuFei is the coolest....
    When compared to the SailorStarHermaphrodites, maybe...
  60. his pony tail
    It looks nasty, how can you even stand it?
  61. His sexy body,his cool attitude, and his awesome fighting abilities! :-)
    Heero and Trowa have sexier bodies, he has a *really* crappy attitude, and everyone else in the series, even RELENA, fights better than he does. That's saying a lot about him.
  62. theres just sumthing about him that makes him good-looking and sexy
    Um....right. Have you ever been to a mental insititution?
  63. he is nice Oo
    Um...when?
  64. he has black hair
    So does Hilde. And haven't I seen this before?
  65. the way he looked kewl in a dress(that looked like Yohko's, only white!) in that gender switch doujinshi *bites finger*
    You mean, there was a doujinshi published that revealed the fag's true form!? WHERE!? And how dare he dishonor and shame Mamono Hunter Yohko like that!? Damn! [Note: I think I saw it on wufei.nu once...]
  66. Yowza! Guy can pull it off, he's foine!
    No, he's not! And these damn reasons ARE repeating! God, they suck already and we heard them the first time, so why keep restating them?
  67. ooooooooooooooooooo!Wuuuffeeiiiiiiii!
    Um....I hope you aren't someone who gripes about Relena supposedly saying 'Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooo!' all the time, because guess who you sound like?
  68. WHAT THE HELL! ooo look I'm Wufei I'm so sexy. Give me a break!
    Really...and Wufei's not sexy.
  69. WASSSSSSSSUP!!!!!!!
    Eh? 'Sup?
  70. Being the first of all the gundam pilots to already be married :-)
    And also being the first of all Gundam Pilots to be a widower. Isn't he elite? You see, Meiran was smart. She took the easy way out, get killed.
  71. He could probably kick my ass
    If an anime character kicks your ass, then you have serious problems....
    Yeah, if you're a hemophiliac, those paper cuts are deadly - DSH[Custom] Again...don't you Wufei lovers think he's an jerk?
  72. Because he has sex with other men.
    I wouldn't put it past Wufei, but it's never officially stated in either the anime or the manga that he's gay, or slept with other men. Please quit delving into the YAOI doujinshi... X.x
  73. He's the only GW boy who's been amrried
    Again, another freaking repeat. So what? He's not married anymore, k'so...
    #73, what's amrried? - DSH[Custom]
  74. He's the only GW boy who's been married! (sadly and widowed too.)
    Exactly. Meiran got killed, and Wufei became an even bigger bastard. Wow...how nice.
  75. he used to be a scholar, so he's smart, *and* a great martial artist, *and* he kicks ass with a sword, *and* he's totally got that honour thing goin' on! what's NOT to love?!?
    So what if he used to be a scholar, he's obviously not that smart. He sucks at martial arts, he sucks with a sword, and he has a warped sense of honor. There's NOTHING to love about this kisama.
  76. uuuuhhh......uhhhhh......al the stuff about him and his attitude about Relena
    What about it? He treats her the same way he treats everyone else: like caca.
  77. He's too calm
    ROFLOLOLOL! When?
  78. he is avalabul(and hot) and he never gets a g/f in the ceries
    Do you know why he's available and doesn't have a girlfriend? It's BECAUSE HE'S AN ARROGANT, ANTI-SOCIAL, SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRICK! And he is NOT hot!
  79. He da' Martial Arteste!!!!
    And so is my dog...
  80. he is just a peace of crap
    True dat!
  81. he could kill any other gundam pilot
    Um no...Heero could easily kick Wufei's sorry ass. Then again, anyone can, even worthless Sailorchibimoon from Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon.
  82. His ever-present pensive looks
    Um...right....
  83. he is cute got the whole justice thing going on no girl friend cute ass gundam pilet nataku rocks hates relena(i hate the bitch to) wears clothes that show style and that fit i luv the whole package
    The 'justice thing' is really screwed up, he has no girlfriend because he's either gay (very plasible, since he claims to hate women) or a prick, the only thing that rules about him is the damn Gundam, he hates EVERYONE, not just Relena, idiot, his clothes are pretty cool though, but I hate him completely. Gundam Wing would be an even better show if Wufei simply didn't exist, or if he died some horrible death early on in the series, like Relena's adopted father.
  84. Wufei is a sexist, freak who's got some MAJOR phsycological problems...."oh, i'm so weak, i can't fight you" and then he cries like a baby when he kills Treize! he needs therapy.
    THANK YOU! YOU AGREE WITH ME! I LOVE YOU, MAN! (If this is a girl, um...don't take me too seriously....)
  85. hes the man
    Um...yeah...and I'm from the Tau Ceti System...
  86. He's mmm mmm better!!!!!
    So now Wufei is a Campbell's soup? Oh GOD!
    He's mmmm mmm gayass! - From DeathScytheHell[Custom], my partner in Wufei Bashing! :P
  87. He is so super cool and everyone loves him! Hehe...I think I had to much pop! OH WELL! the way he looks in Tro's Slayers Insane fic (SPEEDO!)
    Um...no...he's lame, and NO ONE loves him, except mentally disturbed individuals! Wake up and smell the damn coffee.
  88. his CHEEESSSSSYYYYYYYY ass
    Exactly, he is a 'cheesy ass.'
  89. He's a hotty plus avialible and the only other Gundam pilot besides duo that has a sexy ass!!!(c'mon thats gotta be a damn good a enough reason!!!)
    Will you people stop using the "He's a hottie and he's available" excuse already? It's making me hurl...and he does NOT have a sexy ass, but Duo kinda does... :P
  90. He's ...uhh...cool, 'ya know =) (and then there's his eyes, his hair....wait a sec, he's a cartoon character! sort of)
    Some of these other people really can't type! Oops, wrong subject!
    Um...no, as I've stated before, he's not cool. His eyes are ugly, his hair is greasy and knappy! And I agree, some of these idiots can't even type.
  91. He can kick Heero's "big fat ass in little spandex's that are to tight for him" anyday
    Hahaha...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! BTW, Heero does NOT have a 'big fat ass in little spandex'. It's actually small, and the spandex is JUST RIGHT! ;)
  92. he has black eyes
    Already been used, try something new...
  93. The way he gels his hair
    So that it looks really greasy and shiny? Ew...
  94. BECAUSE HE HAS A BIG JUSTICE SIZED TWINKIE THAT NEVER SHRINKS!!!!
    And how the hell would you THAT? I, for some mysterious reason, doubt Wufei's shown his microscopic wee-wee to you.
  95. have own desicion!!!!1 that's the real!!
    Um...this one made no sense. What in the world does this mean?
  96. Trowa is more than 100% cuter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hell yeah! I agree! Trowa is 100% cuter, and 300% sexier than Wufag!
  97. He is such an adorable baby!! ^_^
    Um...no...baby lizards look better than Wufei. Hell, the ugliest thing on Earth looks better than him!
  98. Has a real cool gundam,sexy,and nice hair
    Already been used. Damn people, why can't you be kind of original with this bullshit?
  99. He's Perfect
    It's ALREADY BEEN USED.

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen! Now, doesn't this just make you want to throw up? ;P And since most of you probably want to flame me, go ahead. I will most likely delete the e-mail without even opening the damn thing. If I *DO* open it and it happens to be incredibly stupid, we reserve the right to slap it up on Hell's Epicenter. Have a sunshine day! Oh, if there are any SANE Wufei haters out there that would LIKE to send some additional comments, e-mail me. :P

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