Trowa Sux Part II - March 2001

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Welcome to a documentation of my tragic experience at Trowa Sux. First off I would like you to take a look at the above HTML in the very bright and ugly font. If you do not know what this means, then I will explain it to you. The above code basically says I AM A LOSER WHO HAS TO USE YAHOO PAGEBUILDER TO MAKE MY WEBPAGE!. Sometimes using the Yahoo! Pagebuilder doesn't create such horrific pages, but in most cases it does, and if you are planning on posting a web page of some sort soon, then please learn HTML. Now, the above code was used in the Trowa Sux page. Of course when they put this up on their "Fireplace" as they call it, then it will be edited in some way or another, or they will take out that one line in their code and call me a liar. Oh well, such is life.

Now let me break the following review down into 3 parts:

How Trowa Sux tries so desperately to be like us.

The poor design of Trowa Sux.

And the stupendous intellect used by the loved Trowa Sux staff.

How Trowa Sux so desperately tries to be like us. The entire force behind this concept, is the way they have named sections of their website and the format they use to do certain things. Let us take, for example, The Fireplace on their opening page. This is just a very poor mimic of our Hall o' Idiocy. They post flames and respond to them, trying to generate a sense of humor. And I can proudly (yeah right) say that my flame is on there! Give me a break, but what else would you expect from people who have to use Yahoo! Pagebuilder?
Now let us talk about how they decided to copy our style of commenting flames. Anyone and everyone who has visited 'Wufei Sucks!' more than once, and has taken one peek at the Hall o' Idiocy knows that we have a unique way of commenting on our flamers and making fun of the e-mails that they send us. Well it is no longer unique. The bonified llamas (or llamafied boners if you prefer) of Trowa Sux have decided to copy our style and even had the audacity to comment on my flame using the WS^™ style! Anyways, onto...

[WARNING: vulgar language is included in the rest of my review due to the fact that I could not find any better wording to describe this page]

Shitty Design

Navigation: Every link you followed you had to hit the back button to return to the homepage that contained all of the links. Now, most web designers know that in order to please your visitors and hope that they may one day return to your site, you should always include an easy form of navigation. This way, a visitor will not get all pissy and bitchy because they might have to repeatedly hit the back button and get repetitive motion disorder because some dumbass couldn't add some damned link code WITH THE HELP OF A YAHOO! PAGEBUILDER.

Ugliness: I don't know if "ugliness" is a word, and right about now I don't give a shit. There is no word to really describe how unsightly this page is. Don't get me wrong, I really love those ugly websites when they are interesting and can hold my attention without my eyelids drooping every five seconds. The Trowa Sux staff makes no attempt to make their site "pretty", or at least that is what I assume. If they have attempted to make it look decent, then may God have mercy on their souls. I'll stop talking about their ugly design before I lapse into a barbaric state of madness and work myself into a braindead Neanderthal. ‹insert comment here from trowa sux›

Let's move on, shall we?

He's butt-ugly! - That stupid unibanged hair has got to go!Ê Even DOUJINSHI-KA can't make him look semi-decent! I'd rather meet one of Trowa's LIONS than butt-ugly, staring off into space Trowa-Floor-sama! Note that our "beloved" Floor "sama" shares a, erm, "special bond" with his lions in the series, more closely than any other characters! It is eSPECIALlly (haha! that's funny)...

That, ladies and gentlemen is a quote taken directly from "Why we hate Floor?" on the Trowa Sux website. Let me translate:
DUHURRR!! I AM FITH GRADAR!!! TROWA IS BUTTTTT-UGGLY!!!!! EHERRRR!
The IQ is sky-high here. Which brings me to my next point. Stupdendous Intellect I'll start with a grand contradiction I found on the Trowa Sux Website:

"Pics? You Want Pics? We aren't going to disgrace this page with a pic of Trowa!"

Then, in the very next link (after you hit the back key and go to the next link you haven't visited):

Gallery of Anti-floorism A picture of Trowa:...

Now, I'm not sure what to make of that. Not to mention the very first picture of trowa isn't even a bad one. I believe Fusion said it best when he stated that the total IQ of most morons that compose webpages such as TS, or send us idiotic flames must be about 6 and a half.

Last, but not least, I'd like to ask if anyone else notices the enjoyment the author of this page gets in putting pics up of Trowa crossdressing? I don't know what this says about someone's (homo)sexuality or not, but I know what I think and I'll let you infer what you want :). If you have any suggestions or other idiotic sites you'd like to see a review of on Wufei Sucks!, then just send in an e-mail to wufeisucks@vauss.com.

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