I was bored this afternoon, and I decided to look around at all the shitty (and non-shitty) anti-GW-related pages that I've reviewed. Lindsay and Molly's page has gone static, as you can tell by Lindsay's letter. The Anti-Duo Club HQ/whatever still looks like total shit, but appears to have gone static. Gundam Wing Sux is dead as well... and despite the fact I thought they were such total dipshits when I first started WS two years ago, their page is actually amusing. This shit ass site is practically static, but the git running that page needs to rewatch Gundam Wing to make sure she gets her crackass essays about how Relena should bleed to death from several thousand tiny paper cuts bitched correctly. They still rip off on WS really bad, and don't know how that this site is called WUFEI SUCKS!, not wufeisux. Oh, and this pile of ass has been dead for over a year.

By now, you're wondering whether I have a point in this entire rant that I've filled with nothing but profanity every five words or so. Surprise, I do. The Gundam Wing fandom is dead, thus part of the reason so many webpages have said screw it all. What's my reason for not having done a god damn thing to this page since September whatever the hell?

It's that amazing little thing known as college, which I started this year. I'm a pre-med major, so all of the time I used to have to bitch about insignificant shit such as whether Wufei actually uses Crisco for his hair gel is now used for crunching chemistry problems or spewing off the crap about DNA replication and protein synthesis. To the special education children out there, that also means I don't have time to reply to utter bullshit that you shit-for-brained losers spend a grand total of four hours to compose and send to Usilion's, Adema's, Nightviero's, Shinigami's, and my inbox, such as this marvelous work of art:

Date: Fri, 15 Nov 2002 18:38:14 -0800 (PST)
From: s g <ozforce5th@yahoo.com>
To: wufeisucks@vauss.com

wufei does not stink and i dont care how long ago it was and u should watch it i know alot of people who like wufei i happen to know why he so pissed of so much

did u know his died his hole family died right in front of his "eyes" hmmmmmmmm do u think he would act like a jerk wife died right in front of his eyes she acted like a bitch to him his family acted like an asshole to him then died in front of his eyes well he would be a jerk

As I've always said before, you morons need to learn how to compose god damn sentences before you go around spewing off crap to me about your beloved Crisco Bastard. It'll actually help to make you sound like you have an IQ that's not in the negative end of the number line, plus it saves me and the other people at Wufei Sucks! the headache of attempting to decipher your letter.

And guess what else? I really couldn't give a damn about the dwindling, almost non-existant Gundam Wing fandom anymore. Most of the people remaining in that fandom are the Webster's unabridged English dictionary's definition of a dumbshit anyway, or the rabid idiot fangirl who watches anime because of ALL TEH KAWII BISHUONEN. I'm so sick of those idiots, and people who bitch me out claiming to know so much more than I do about Gundam Wing because THEY HAVE READ TEH EPISODE ZREO ONLINE. Yeah, I'm glad you know that Wufei was married to Meiran (that's another thing that pisses me off--all these dipshit Wufei fangirls and fanboys who can't spell Meiran's name right), and that she died for that sorry bastard. I learned that a long time ago, so you don't need to reiterate that bullshit to me.

I might come off sounding hypocritical, but that's alright. This whole world is full of hypocrites, and most people just can't accept that fact of life. No, I don't give a flying fuck about Gundam Wing anymore. Hell, I really don't give a damn about Wufei, but he's still a useless, greasy haired monkey fagot boy who should be sexually assaulted by a butter knife in my eyes.

Having said that, I'd like to remind all the idiots who are in near-celebration right now that this page is NEVER, EVER going to close. As long as *I* have to fork out $20 a month to host my domain, this page is staying up, and WILL stay up.

That's right. If you couldn't figure it the fuck out, I am Kala. WingZero, Kala, Wingnut, Paradox. We're all the same person. If you couldn't figure that out in two and a half years, even with all the mind games I played with you, you're a very sad individual.

Now, should any of the other people running WS decide to update, hell, that's really up to them. More power to them if they do. Shinigami and I myself, seeing how we don't restrict ourselves to bullshit Craptoon shows (thanks to the technological wonders of cable internet and anime distribution channels on IRC), are into other anime--namely, Witch Hunter Robin. Since there seems to be a lack of English WHR sites on the web, we will be spending our time working on a general site. Hopefully, it'll kick as much ass as our fabulous Wufei Sucks! does. XP~~

It was great, it was fun, and it's time that this site just stayed static. Oh, sure, I'll still post utter bullshit flames up, when I have the time. Feel free to e-mail me about whatever, either through the regular Wufei Sucks! e-mail or my actual e-mail address. You could post on L3-X18999 to talk to me. And, here's a special treat for all the stalkers out there--you can read my blog of bullshit! Hot damn, what a deal!

Well, after reading over what my colleague, WingZero has written about the site, I must say that there isn't much I can add, except for the fact that I agree wholeheartedly. Wufei Sucks! is better left untouched, at least for now. Gundam Wing fandom has pretty much met it's doom, and I'm fine with that. I've found better things to focus my attention on, as was mentioned already.

as the curtain falls, we bid you all goodnight .::. This Time - Smashing Pumpkins (machina/the machines of god)

~~ WingZero & Shinigami
Wufei Sucks! Webmasters
07.16.00-11.27.02

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