*~"Wufei's Run-in With Pokemon"~*
by: Hobbez (http://scorpius.spaceports.com/~hobbez/)
	
One sunny day, Wufei was relaxing in the middle of the woods, 
thinking and pondering over many things. 

"Why am I the only one around here who corrects the injustices 
of the world? Surely there are other people who aren't such 
WEAKLINGS like that stupid Releena woman or as loud as that baka 
Duo!" He sighed. "It's so hard being the only one around to correct 
injustices..."

Just then, a young, smart, brown-haired, brown-eyed, average-heighted,
talented and very humble girl walked down the woods trail. She 
stopped and turned to Wufei. "Hey, 'xcuse me buddy, but have you 
se-"

"What do you want, you WEAKLING?!" demaned Wufei, before the 
talented and quite modest girl could finish her sentance.

"Uh...I'll just ignore that outburst. See, I was updating my website
and while I was doing so my Digimon, Pokemon, ran off. I was won-"

"It figures you'd loose something. After all, you're just a WOMAN," 
snorted Wufei.

"Um...considering I'm not yet 16 and everyone else calls me either 
'kid' or 'girl, maybe I should take that as a compliment of my 
maturity." 

"Get on with it, woman!"

"Man, when Vegeta does that, it's funny but when you do that, it 
sounds kinda mean," muttered he smart, future ruler of the universe. 
"Anyway, have you seen Pokemon? He's about yay-high, pointy ears, 
likes to poke things?"

"I haven't seen you're worthless pet, you weakling," snapped Wufei.
"Now go away so I can go ack to thinking!"

"Fine! Sheesh! Just thought I'd warn you about Pokemon." And with 
that, the wonderfully wonderful and humble gal walked off.

"Hmph. Stupid weakling. Can't keep track of some Pokekmon, whatever 
that is. Such injustice in the world is probably caused by such 
weak females. I must remember to kill her later."

Well, Mr. Wufei went back to his previous pondering till he was 
interupted by an inquiering question from someone.

"Hey, grease boy, you gonna give me your money or what?"

"Grease boy?!" Wufei looked up to see a strange creature. "Insolate
fool of a weakling! Who are you to call me by such a name?!"

"Well, it looks like you dunked your head in a vat of Crisco," 
replyed the creature. "Anyway, gimme all your money."

"Mugging of people in the woods?! INJUSTICE! I shall kill you for 
this!"

"Whatever, big nose. I need some money to go to the moives and I need
to steal it before Hobbez finds me and prevents me from doing so."

"I will give you no money...you WEAKLING!"

"Fine. I have no choice but to attack you."

"You?! Attack me?!"

"Yes," stated the creature. He then poked Wufei's arm quite hard.

"OW! Dammit, you fool! Do you want me to make your end more painful?!
Who are you?!"

"I am the Digimon known as Pokemon. My special attack is poking. If 
you do not give me the money I request I'll attack you repeatedly."

"I'll not give you anything you...WEAKLING!" 

"Fine." Pokemon poked Wufei's arm again.

"Quit that! You have any idea how annoying that is?!"

"Of course. I've done it to others before," said Pokemon. "Now give 
me money." Pokemon then gave Wufei another hard poke.

"Weakling! Stop this injustice! I'll beat you're that thing the 
stupid woman who came by earlier lost!" 

"You mean Hobbez," corrected Pokemon. "And I won't allow you to 
insult her. She feeds me all the macaroni and cheese I want. I shall
now use my more powerful attack. MEGA POKE!"

"OW!" yelled Wufei as he was given a very hard,nasty poke."What 
injustice is this?! I won't al-"

"THERE you are, Pokemon! I've been looking for you everywhere!"

"Oh, hello Hobbez," said Pokemon, turning around from the bruise on 
Wufei's arm that had formed due to repeated poking. "I was simply 
requesting that this loser give me money so that I-"

"I told you to quit mugging people. Come on, let's go home and eat 
some macaroni and cheese."

"Ah, macaroni and cheese. I will comply for that wonderful dish."

"Not so fast, woman!" yelled Wufei. "You're little stuffed animal 
thing here bothered me! I demand to be allowed to kill him and 
several beat you!"

"Alright,I'm through being nice," said the wise girl."Pokemon, you 
are free to do as you please."

Pokemon then jumped up, grabbed a tree branch, and did the dreaded 
Mega-Pointy-Stick-Poke attack to Wufei.

"ARGH! Weaklings! I'll destroy you all! Hey, where'd my Gundam go?"

"Looking for this?" said a voice inside Wufei's Gundam. "The only 
good thing about you is that you were given this giant robot! I've 
decided to take Pokemon's advise and steal it from you!"

"Woman! Give that back!"

"I'll just scoot back..." said Pokemon. A second after the giant 
foot of the Gundam came crashing down, right on Wufei.

"Ow...you broke my bones...you missed a few, you weakling."

"Dang, and I was trying to work the flame thrower."

"Hobbez, you can't even drive. How do you expect to steal a Gundam?"
asked Pokemon.

"No prob! Just keep pushing buttons! I'm sure this one works the 
flying thingie-ma-bob."

A burst of flames char-broiled a nearby teddy-bear.

"Nooooo! Mister Wubsy Bear!" cried a crushed Wufei.

"Um...I'll pretend I didn't hear that," said the voice from the 
Gundam.

"Hobbez, push the button that says 'fly' not 'flamethrower'," 
suggested Pokemon.

"Hey, wait, I don't think this thing CAN fly...I'll just push the 
'walk' button..."

And so,the Gundam finally walked some and Wufei,who had virtually 
every bone in his body broken, no longer had a robotic foot on him.

"Now how about that macaroni and cheese, Hobbez?" asked Pokemon.

"Sure thing! Let's go!"

And the two disappeared off to someplace far away.

"Mister Wubsy Bear..." coughed Wufei. "How could such injustice 
befall you?"

The charred teddy bear then crumbled into ashes as Wufei sniffled 
and sobbed.

				THE END!

~Author's Note~: The reason Wufei's Gundam had all those simple ways
of operating it, such as pushing the 'walk' button to walk, is 
because...well...it was meant for Wufei and had to be on his mental 
level so...

I know. I'm cruel.