"Wufei Meets the Powerpuff Girls"
by: Hobbez (http://scorpius.spaceports.com/~hobbez)

(The city of Townsville...has a new narrator! The real one is bound
and gagged in a warehouse basement while I, the famed narrator from 
Battle of the Bands, take over! Ha ha ha! So let's check in on the 
Powerpuff Girls!)

Blossom: Did you guys hear something?

Bubbles: No, but I wanna go home and color!

Buttercup: Yeah, well, we gotta kick some bad guy butt first.

(Go girls, go! Heh, I've always wanted to say that. There's trouble 
downtown! It seems there's a large Gundam running around!)

Wufei: Seems I've landed in the wrong city. Better find my way back 
to that base camp I was heading for. Oops, stepped on that guy's car! 
Get out of my way, you weakling!

Blossom: Hold it right there, bad guy!

Wufei: Hmm? What's this? Little girls?

Bubbles: We're not just little girls!

Buttercup: Yeah, we're superheroes too!

Bubbles: Duh!

Blossom: And you're trashing out town and scaring citizens! We won't
take that!

Wufei: Stay out of my way, you weaklings! I've got better things to 
do than fight some weak girls.

Buttercup: We are NOT weak girls!

Bubbles: Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!

Blossom: Let's show him, girls!

(The Powerpuff Girls blast and bash Wufei's Gundam repeatedly)

Wufei: Weaklings! I don't have time for this!

Buttercup: You think you're stronger than us just cuz you're in a 
giant robot?! Get out here and face us without your robot!

Wufei: Fine then! I will!

(Wufei gets out of his Gundam and stands on the street)

Blossom: It's about time!

Wufei: (glares at girls) Get outta my way, you weaklings!

(The girls stare at Wufei like he's nuts)

Buttercup: Um, no.

Wufei: You're suppose to scatter when I yell at you, you weaklings!
Like animals!

Bubbles: We're not animals...

Wufei: Well, you're suppose to run away like the weaklings you are 
when I tell you to!

Blossom: Geez, he's more of a weirdo than Mojo Jojo!

Buttercup: That's it! He's toast!

(Buttercup picks up Wufei's Gundam and drops it on him)

Blossom: Oh my God, you killed him!

Bubbles: You bastard!

(Buttercup and Blossom look at Bubbles, shocked)

Buttercup: Bubbles! You just said-

Blossom: You aren't suppose to swear, Bubbles!

Bubbles: B-But...it was like on...well...Buttercup just killed a guy 
though!

Blossom: That gives you no reason to swear lik that. You need a time
out!

Bubbles: But...but...you're so mean! It's not fair! WAAAAHHHH! (flys 
off crying)

Buttercup: What a crybaby.

Blossom: Um, should we help that guy?

Buttercup: Nah, I think he's dead.

Wufei: Ow....my body...

Blossom: Um...

Buttercup: I didn't hear if you didn't.

Blossom: Right. Let's go. (They fly off)

Wufei: Nataku...you're a great mobile suit and all but you're 
crushing every bone in my body...

(So, the day is saved, Wufei is squashed,and the real narrator is 
still bound and gagged in a warehouse basement, thanks to...the 
Powerpuff Girls! And me...)

For more on the Powerpuff Girls, go to Cartoon Network's Website!