"The Night Wufei Went Crazy" 
 Parodized by Miranda Shadowind (Miranda822@aol.com)

Up in Peacemillion the Mad Five were makin' toys 
For the good nerdy girls and the good nerdy boys 
When Wufei busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death 
Had a sword in his hands and cheap whisky on his breath 
From his gi to his boots he was covered with ammo 
Like a short weak drunk disgruntled Chinese Gundam Rambo 
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, 
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!" 

The night Wufei went crazy 
The night Wu-man went insane 
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal 
Something finally must have snapped in his brain 

Well, Peacemillion is gone now, he decided to bomb it 
Everywhere you'll find pieces of gundanium and vomit 
And he tied up Duo and he held Relena hostage 
And he ground up ol' Hilde into OZ witch sausage 
He got Heero and Trowa with an antique German Luger 
And he slashed up the yaoi fans just like Freddie Krueger 
And he grabbed Altron's Dragon Fangs and he barbequed Catherine 
And he took a big bite and said, "She tastes just like chicken!" 

The night Wufei went crazy 
The night Justice Boy went nuts 
Now you can't hardly cruise around outer space 
Without flying through Mobile Suit guts 

There's the Preventers and the E.S.B.I. 
There's a shuttle from the Intercolony News 
And Tauruses circlin' 'round in the sky 
And the missiles are flyin', the body count's risin' 
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Wufei, why? 
My my my my my my 
You used to be just a cranky guy 

Yes, G-fans, now Wufei's doing time 
In an abandoned satellite for his infamous crime 
Hey, little fanatic, now don't you cry no more tears 
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years 
But now Sally's in therapy and Quatre's still nervous 
And the Mad Five got jobs working for the postal service 
And they say Meiran, she's on the phone every night 
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights for 

The night Wufei went crazy 
The night Wufie-chan flipped 
Broke his back fighting two big wars 
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped 

Wo, the night Wufei went crazy 
The night Wu-man went insane 
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal 
Something finally must have snapped in his brain 
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain 
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain