07.03 A.C. 200 - The Second Show :)
| Here's
our first caller! Hi! You have reached 1-800-SHINIGAMI! What is
your question and your gender? Wow! You really are cool Shinigami-sama! Did you know that? Oh yeah, and I'm a girl! Oh god! So this is what Maxwell's fans are like... Shut up, Wu-man! Oh my god! Is that Wufei there?! Yes, weak onna! It is I, the great Wufei! You know...you sound really gay... Grrrr! Stupid weak onna! Does she not know who she is talking to?! Yeah, the idiot of Gundam Wing... DIE MAXWELL!! *starts to kick poor Duo-chan's butt...* Maybe I'll call at a later time...thanks for your time Shinigami-sama! |
| Well...umm...Wufei...are
you ready to behave? *tied up with a sock in his mouth* Ummph! Ummph ummph ummph! What was that? I couldn't understand you Wu-man! Ummp ummph! Oh well...who cares what Wu-man says anyway? Next caller! Hi this is Shinigami! How may I help you? Well, you see, Shinigami I always wondered... why do you have such long hair? Everyone knows the secret to that question! So I can trick some OZ soldiers by dressing like a girl! Ummph ummph... -_- Uh...what was that? Oh, just Wufei...ignore him...so like you want to go on a date with me? No thanks...I was just wondering that...but thanks Shinigami-chan! Wow! She said "chan"! It's not as good as "sama", but good for me! Ummph ummmph ummph... I still can't understand you, Wufei! Maybe I should take off the gag...*takes it off* YOU ARE A LOSER, MAXWELL! YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS! YOU HEAR ME? A PAIN IN THE--*Duo-chan puts the gag back in his mouth* You know...I don't think those anger classes are working, Wufei... |
| Well
here is lucky caller # 3! You're talking to Shinigami! What can I answer
for you? Well, Shinigami, there's this guy I really like and you kinda know him... UMMMHP! UMMMHP!? What the hell did he say? Well anyway...who is he? Well...he lives with you and he hates women... REALLY? Yes... Could this person be in the same room as me? Yes... Maybe I'll let the person who I think it is talk to his love...SALLY!! Mwhahahaha!*takes the gag off of Wufei* Damn weak onna! What the hell do you want? OH WUFEI-CHAN! I LOVE YOU! Bah! I hate you! Will you go out with me Wufe-chan? Wufe-chan? What kind of name is that? I hate you! You're ugly and...iwanttogooutwithyou! Huh? Did you say you want to go out? DAMNIT! INJUSTICE! Well, thanks to my show, we have just hooked up another couple! Shut up, Maxwell... -_- |
| Well,
since I'm all alone...and I'm out of co-hosts at the moment...I'll take
one last call!*picks up the phone* Hello! This is Shinigami speaking,
what troubles you? Shinigami...ugh...I went on a date a few nights ago...and my girlfriend slapped me...what should I do? Well, well...if it isn't my first co-host! Heero Yuy! Yes, it's me, Duo! Just answer my damn question! Yeah, yeah, yeah ok...wait a minute! Relena slapped you?! Yes, Duo! Now answer the question! Ok! Geez! Well, go give her something...like candy or something, and say you're sorry for whatever it is you did. That's all? Yeah! It always works! Uh...ok...thank you, Duo... It was my pleasure helping the 'Perfect Soldier'! Whatever...*hangs up* Would you imagine that! Heero actually thanking me! Shinigami! Well, like I said that was the last call! If you have a question e-mail my secretary at chibichibi@vauss.com! She doesn't bite! And she's a really nice person! E-mail her any question and I'll answer it for you! Until then! Ja ne! o_~ |
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